Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

You misspelled 'heros of our age" sir.

 

I mean, I have heard that webcam technology improved a lot mostly thanks to porn so anything is possible

 

Another pro-tip to weens: we can have plenty of lol-cows to fill in for Chris. Just keep trying to troll CWC and be sure to leave us any information about yourself that actually shouldn't be out there for mockery.

Real life/God/the Universe is the greatest troll right next to Chris. Chris gets dealt a shitty hand as usual and the outcome simply rolls out as expected such as the police or security coming in after being told by a manager about a person in a clown-striped shirt being a nuisance. Trolls can't match something as normal as a manager that tells an autistic 20 something year old to take down that attraction sign and witnessing a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha.

Chris is a fascinating train-wreck in a sense just seeing the comics and the like. The weens could say they'd help in bringing that train-wreck further out and all but they're still raging dumbasses in trying to stalk and document a 40 something autistic individual.

They'd need a rich furry to back them up so they can try to stalk Chris in a Sonichu fursuit. Thankfully, the only furry they have is an old ass pariah that could make A-Log cringe.

 

trying to get "Classic Chris" back is like reversing entropy

(or in other words it's like trying to reverse time: futile)

 

Years ago, someone on the here or the Farms said Chris was lightning in a bottle and that's still true to this day. There WILL never be another classic Chris out of Chris. From here since after the death of Bob and the house fire, it's all just a slow descent down the shit pipe of rock bottom Chris and individuals like Janke and groups like the Troon Squad and the Idea Guys and the like never made any of it better or funny.

 

Did someone post this already?

Source: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Modern_Table_Top_Gaming

 

At first glance that doesn't look like Chris from a distance, but some homely old woman playing bingo

It's interesting that Chris is getting into Magic: The Gathering. He never used to be in that usually playing Pokemon instead

 

He keeps finding a way to age even worse than I expect him to. I couldn't even tell if that was Chris or a crazy cat lady without the cats.

 

Normally stress from being really busy or smoking causes rapid aging.

But it looks like failing too hard can do that too.

 

He seems to be trying to make an effort to hide is identity tucking in his hair up in the hat and the Sonichu medallion being hidden.

 

Agreed.

 

Did he cut his hair!? Maybe it's just tucked into his shirt or just an odd angle, but it almost looks like he cut it. Also WOW I did not think that was Chris at first. In the last set of pictures I saw he looked more normal and healthier than I'd ever seen him look in years (not by much, but still) and now he looks like his in 80's! Holy shit what the fuck happened to him!?

 

Jail.
Not. Even. Once.

 

Half of all people have a significant amount of gray hair by the time they turn 50.​

- WebMD

I guess it's the stress of being removed from the life he knew of "being pony" and "healing" Barb, and being in jail and mental hospital for quite some time.

 

Some people just go grey early, early 40’s it really isn’t unusual at all to see that.

His gut is out of control though. So much for prison food being much better for him.

 

Yeah, I don't recall Chris ever being into Magic: The Gathering though, usually it was Pokemon or sometimes Yugioh. When did he pick that up?