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Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cyan, Mar 29, 2023.

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Chris is out.

  1. Ew.

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  2. Thanks, but we already know.

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  1. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    The cars I imagine wouldn't really get much since any cars they had left, they'd likely would end up as junk unless someone bothered to restore or replace the non-functioning parts. Even then, I imagine only the 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage or the BMW Roadster might get some money but that's assuming Barb even has them around at this point.
     
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  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    there are car channels on YouTube that buy up junk cars and repair them to use them in races and stuff
    it would be funny if SonChu ended up in the Lemons race (a 24 hour race for cars that cost $500 or less)
     
  3. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    In that case, one can only hope someone that isn't a ween buys any of the old ass cars of CWC and fixes them up for a Lemons race.
     
  4. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Don’t want to get into this much but it pisses me off a great deal. In ‘Murica people spend years behind bars for weed but Chris commits assault in multiple different ways and gets sent back home for pony time. I don’t trust him enough to NOT reoffend at this point. He hasn’t learned any lessons and I doubt he ever will.

    As for 14 Branchland, I doubt they can take his stuff since the items of his that are actually worth anything are probably all in Barb’s name. They might just have to suspend his debt (or however that works) and move on.
    After Barb dies I’m not sure anyone would want to buy the house considering its condition.
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    If he doesn't pay his debt, he'll default on it and the creditors eat the loss. IDK what kind of creditor this is but they might be able to sell the debt to another finance company that buys bad debts.
    That said, CWC's credit must be abysmal. If anyone chooses to give him credit and he defaults on it, that's their problem.
     
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  6. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    14 BC is gonna get sold to a house flipper or Blackrock when Barb dies. We aren't in a "nobody wants to buy a _______" market right now.
     
  7. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    The worst part is that we knew this was gonna happen, but we were still kinda surprised...
     
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  8. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Do you think Chris could flip the house himself if we told him there was chocolate underneath it?
     
  9. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I mean, someone did something similar with drug addicts and meth
     
  10. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Imagine if the house ended up on one of those reality TV shows where they renovate houses.
     
  11. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    you'd be surprised, if the bank doesnt flip it someone property manager type will
     
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  12. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I hope they at least change the address because weens.
    (Am I too paranoid about weens?)
     
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  13. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

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    Some of the people on Kiwifarms mentioned that one of the symptoms of the psychiatric medication the funny farm doctors most likely put him on is weight gain. That knowledge combined with his notoriously poor eating habits (which he has almost certainly returned to) I think explains both why and how he got back most of his pudgy figure. I say "most of" because it does look like he's just a little bit thinner (especially his legs which appear to have gone from noodles to plastic straws). As for the medallion, he's been out long enough to have bought some more Crayola model magic whatever-he-uses-to-make-them and slap a new one together. I'd be willing to bet that once he got out of jail making a new one was one of the first things he did once he had the supplies to do it. How could he not? The Medallion is to Chris what the One Ring is to Gollum.

    Anyway, the two things in my mind that solidly convince me that these pictures are new is that:

    1) Both Chris and his clothing look significantly cleaner than I've ever seen them look in any pre-Jail Saga picture of Chris.

    2) Chris is not wearing ANY of the obscene number of bangles, jangles, jewelry, headbands, and rocks that he always used to wear prior to his arrest. Whether they were disposed of after his arrest or whether his handlers (whoever they may be) are prohibiting him from wearing them I do not know, but I'm sure that if he still had them and wasn't prohibited from wearing them, he would be.
     
  14. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Someone on YouTube also pointed out a couple of ads for games that came out while Chris was in jail. At this point all the evidence says this photo is new.

    Can we rename this thread to 'The Cryptid Saga'?
     
  15. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    I imagine some ween will buy it. It'll probably be like one of those houses in detroit that's worth like five dollars or something.
     
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  16. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    I hope to god, this becomes actual name of this saga.
     
  17. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, I am all in favor for it being named the Cryptid saga
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    There's been more sightings posted on KF, yet site's down again. But subreddit could be posting sightings too.

    (hey @Minimal Effort it's like an SCP breach lol)
     
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  19. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Ruckersville lolcow cryptid has been a descriptor of CWC on the New Zealand horticulture society site for at least a decade I can recall, it's fitting now more than ever so I have no reservations if it ends up known by that term for this saga.

    If you get 14BC for cheap either out of bank repossession or probate sale, and by cheap I mean right at the six figure mark and very little to no more if not less than six figures, go chintzy as fuck on the restorations of it to keep that real autism horror chamber vibe intact and turn it into an out of the way autistic mecca tourist trap at a few bucks a pop for the tour, you can sell 10K admissions or whatever then start getting your money back. If you can put 900 or so admissions in each month, 30 a day, for a year, you're in the black financially in a year and own the shithole outright already if you can come up with the cash with no loan. 15 entries a day for two years would get you into the same profit realm in two years, not that I'd sink all that risk into the place personally, just giving you an idea at what $10 a pop admission to the home of the creator of sonichu would need in time to get you out of the risk of losing your ass in the deal. If some autist shows up with a legit signed by CWC himself medallion, give them a half off admission as a gimmick, you know they'll come back again a few months later as a laugh anyway and there's only so many of those in circulation to trade around to get the discount in the first place.
     
  20. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Sonichu – Containment Breach