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Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cyan, Mar 29, 2023.

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Chris is out.

  1. Ew.

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  2. Thanks, but we already know.

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  1. Congratulations

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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Over on KF there's speculation that the video was recorded before the "Jail of Fail", but wasn't released until now.
     
  3. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Yeah that's probably right he looked really thin and anemic in the last mug shot I doubt he could put the weight back on in a course of a single month.
     
  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Regardless, it is still very interesting. I am a bit skeptical though since yeah, it seems a little bit odd that he would go to Walmart unsupervised
     
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    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris passes surprisingly well as an elderly homeless lady.

    Also, those legs are so skinny, relatively speaking. Most fat people develop sturdy legs, but not the CWC
     
  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    minus that sonichu medallion, I would definitely agree, the Sonichu medallion kind of makes it obvious though
     
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    It's a sign that he hasn't gotten any exercise in a long while, but thats not so suprising for chris. At least he's slimmed out a bit.
     
  8. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I’m inclined to believe that. Not only has Chris lost weight, I doubt he’s been able to make a new medallion.
     
  9. Little Owl

    Little Owl Fredrik Knudsen sent me here

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    The state of the mask mandates and the design of products on sale may provide a clue to the date of the photos. It can be confusing at first sight because the mask mandate timings varied wildly from state to state.
     
  10. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    when you're released from jail/prison you are given your personal effects back before you were processed, its very likely that the medallion could be the one they were wearing when arrested.
     
  11. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    It’s very hard to tell anything from those photos. Just gotta wait for more evidence.
     
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  12. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Chris had freshly dyed blue hair at the time of his arrest. It was incredibly dark and went all the way up to the root.
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    The walmart photos are the first time I have seen photos of his natural hair color since he started dying it in the first place. And yes, the blue would have faded completely after two years of jail showers.

    I'm willing to believe these photos are recent based on hair color alone.

    Also "emaciated" jail Chris still has the same build, with maybe a little bit of weight lost around the face. That weight would have come back in a heartbeat the second Chris returned to his old eating habits.
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  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Chris looks perhaps the most feminine he ever has.
    He looks like an ugly woman, sure, but at least he looks like a WOMAN instead of sea hag.
     
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  14. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Fuck.
     
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    I personally think they're new. His weight loss plus the hair colour all indicate that this is after release. That being said if someone has had these for years and not publisged then, they chose one fuck of a time for it.
    I agree
     
  16. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Autism get out of jail card, again! Run over the game store guy because your mom can't drive and thinks the rules don't apply to you? Too autistic to be punished. Fuck the same mom driving over the game store guy? That's just his autism, excuse his bent duck in there. Virginia, you're an embarrassing original colony.
    Hearing result was "Dismissed No Funds," so he pled can't get blood from a stone and the Midland Funding LLC got stuck with a bill for being stupid enough to deal with autists. They also didn't try and impinge his income streams from ween merch buys in repeated attempts to be in on the joke either. 14BC doesn't have his name on the title of the property so they can't try to go after it even if it wasn't a homestead for Barb at this juncture anyway thus immunized from seizure, assuming VA actually does that for homeowners who live in their home which would be weird for them not to.

    Walmart photos could go either way, as to whether they're new taken this weekend or new released on a several year long delay. I tend towards new at this point but am open to being shown it's a ruse for attention online by those posting it because we're talking king of lolcows here, normal rules don't apply for either him or his observers.
     
  17. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Wait, what happens to 14 BLC when Barb dies?
     
  18. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I'm assuming 14 BLC will be sold and then the proceeds will be used to pay off the bank and anything left over goes to Chris and Cole

    yes, an unsuspecting person might live in the abode of the lolcow
     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    For the latter, that's assuming the house hasn't gone to shit and gets torn down. Other than that, yeah whatever is inside will likely be sold to pay off whatever debts there are or thrown away if it has no value to sell, CWC made things very likely to be thrown in the trash because unlike the Christorians, orbiters, and the like, Jim Bob the trash man and whatever banker there is will very likely see it as trash to be thrown away while thinking anyone focused on Chris should go outside rather than obsess over a 40 something autistic individual. That is unless Jim Bob the trash man becomes like Skyraider and tries to share any of the junk on social media and saying how he managed to touch Chris-Chan made things.
     
  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I guess they could have an estate sale and sell off stuff that people might want
    I think they might have some old cars that might be worth something, but other than that, yeah, they don't have much of value