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Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cyan, Mar 29, 2023.

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Chris is out.

  1. Ew.

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  2. Thanks, but we already know.

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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    they want to be "The Next Clyde Cash" or otherwise "internet famous"

    (they also think the fails of other weens surely won't happen again)
     
  2. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    So you're saying that weens are actually insane? What a shocker.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    With the sighting of the cryptid that far from the home, how likely is it he could try to visit 14 BLC?

    weening an incestuous lolcow for internet fame doesn't look that sane to start with...
     
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  4. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    If I'm not mistaken the court is preventing Chris from going near Barb and 14 BLC, though I could be wrong.
     
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  5. ToroidalBoat

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    hopefully that stops him from trying anyway
     
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  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Well, he seems to have people at the group home monitoring him and driving him around so he probably won't be able to go even if he wanted to
     
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  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    This is chris, he snuck out of 14 BLC and went to Ohio for a made up person being in a made up kidnapping. Do not underestimate chris when he comes up with a dumb idea to do something.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

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    a possible future happening: he tries to "return suddenly" to what he thinks is "his temple" and gets arrested, and he's back to the Jail of Fail and endless continuances
     
  9. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    True, but he has no car anymore and the group home is far away plus there are usually night staff that will catch him if he tries to leave without permission
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    it's also very likely that he's trying to rebuild a hoard after losing access to the one at 14 BLC
     
  11. Commander Shadowsun

    Commander Shadowsun The Autist Formerly Known as Surtur

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    Sure but that was with two geriatrics in charge. Security is tighter in a group home.

    Anyways, a lot of these weeks and youtubers trying to get clout off Chris are zoomers who were literally children when CWC was in his prime. They missed all the shit in between and aren't as jaded as we are or self aware enough to see how cringe they are.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    nice way to get around any wordfilter of "weens" on other sites

    (yeah it's likely a typo but it works)
     
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  13. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Yeh, milk whatever clout there is now that we came to the next chapter where Chris is out of jail. All one has to do is drone on how its important and hope people give you likes and subscribes on top of throwing money if there was a paymetons. At the very least, the documentary by Sachumo stands out in having been made before the Idea Guys were a thing and Genosamuel goes into every deep detail of the chronicles of CWC. Compare that to anyone else that'll just snark on levels that could go from mild to being like A-Log.


    What better way for some nobody to try and gain asspats than to think they could be the next thing related to Christory when in reality they'll just be a nobody which honestly is better than being remembered as "that unfunny idiot that tried to dive into CWC." Best example for that of the top of my head was the weens calling Bob and shouting Julaaay. They're lucky if nothing IRL about them got leaked because if they were made known, they would of given a brief mention on the CWCki with an actual name to associate them as weens and not just as anonymous dumbasses.
     
  14. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    As someone who played in the Unlimited to Homelands era, I now require to know this too, sadly. Also, custom Magic card with CWC is going to be an official thing now, so, suggestions, clubers? Remember, Chris will not allow his ego to accept anything less than power creep insulation for the future, so don't skimp on the overpowering even while it opens up more things to fall to.

    Probably nerds who play a weekly meet up of matches between whoever shows up who know of the cyptid of the Virginia redneck countryside. Same with the dog-walker sighting, I doubt the dog is being paraded around to find CWC, it's got to go potty and couldn't care less who or what the owner recognizes while out, but lucky puppy, for a king of lolcows enjoyer at least.
     
  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Like with D&D I don’t know much about MTG specifically but I imagine the results will be similar: just overpowered ponies with no weaknesses and trying to curse the other players when they strike his shit down.

    Re weens, am I a bad person for hoping that one of them takes their shenanigans too far and gets arrested? Teach the others a lesson… although that might be somewhat naive to think…
     
  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, I think so far they are pretty sneaky about it, but like you, I am kind of waiting for someone to get in trouble with the game store or whatever for doing such things
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    speaking of the "cryptid sighting" at a "New Age" store:

    Magical thinking - Narcissists tend to perceive themselves as perfect and flawless. The distorted thinking and illusion that causes narcissists to feel this way is referred to as magical thinking.​

    - Seven Deadly Sins of Narcissism

    also there's this:

    Defiance can also trigger anger in the narcissist which is referred to as "narcissistic rage."​

    (the article may as well be talking about that outburst at the dean there)

    • Shamelessness
    • Magical thinking
    • Arrogance
    • Envy
    • Sense of entitlement
    • Exploitation
    • Lack of boundaries
     
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  18. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    There's speculation that the cryptid is being tracked with an ankle bracelet.
     
  20. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Hmmmmm... who is the hairdresser working on Chris's hair? It's definitely a better dye job than Chris could ever manage.

    But yeah, I do see a blue band around the right ankle, that could be something.