Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

You misspelled 'heros of our age" sir.

 

I mean, I have heard that webcam technology improved a lot mostly thanks to porn so anything is possible

 

Another pro-tip to weens: we can have plenty of lol-cows to fill in for Chris. Just keep trying to troll CWC and be sure to leave us any information about yourself that actually shouldn't be out there for mockery.

Real life/God/the Universe is the greatest troll right next to Chris. Chris gets dealt a shitty hand as usual and the outcome simply rolls out as expected such as the police or security coming in after being told by a manager about a person in a clown-striped shirt being a nuisance. Trolls can't match something as normal as a manager that tells an autistic 20 something year old to take down that attraction sign and witnessing a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha.

Chris is a fascinating train-wreck in a sense just seeing the comics and the like. The weens could say they'd help in bringing that train-wreck further out and all but they're still raging dumbasses in trying to stalk and document a 40 something autistic individual.

They'd need a rich furry to back them up so they can try to stalk Chris in a Sonichu fursuit. Thankfully, the only furry they have is an old ass pariah that could make A-Log cringe.

 

trying to get "Classic Chris" back is like reversing entropy

(or in other words it's like trying to reverse time: futile)