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YouTube Chris Chan Online - the Return of the Sperg

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Oct 20, 2023.

  1. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Oh man I would be so TROLLED if Praetor signed the deed over to chris. I would be so MAD and so OWNED. I would REEEEEE.
     
  2. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    So Chris is apparently posting a lot on twitter now. Chris is really mad over those Scarlet and Violet Pokedex numbers huh?

    Seeing Chris say the new MLP series had part in causing the current wars is just wow.
     
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  3. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Pokemon Crayola Version, eh?
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    Lightning Bolt and Diva Pink aren't in crayola's catalogue, but no doubt he stole them from somewhere.
     
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  4. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    With Diva Pink, I think he might be thinking of Pink Flamingos and Devine? He must have at least seen clips of that movie, if this video is anything to go by.

    (Also, Devine is a more convincing woman than Chris.)
     
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  5. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I also found it as a paint swatch when looking it up, but IDK if Chris would have been looking at architectural paint for anything to have stumbled on that. I don't think Chris is able to make up new color names, he probably sees the ones being sold by companies and thinks "that is the concrete name for this shade!"

    Because it's Chris. Chris doesn't make up anything original, he takes pre-existing characters and concepts and plays with them like toys, or pre-existing art and stories and makes them all about himself.

    Like, I could draw a really good Sonichu. I could make it look like a classic oil painting. Chris would never acknowledge that I am a more skilled artist than him, drawing his character for fun. Instead my art would just be a testament to how good of a character he made by coming up with Sonichu in the first place. He did the same thing with Trickie's Rosechu comic, by ripping off her narrative and putting it into his story. Now it's not Trickie's story anymore in his head. It's his narrative, and oh he retconned it so it's always been his narrative. It's what's true in the other dimension and he's the god that made and is merging the dimensions so now Chris is the one who created the thing after all.

    Chris doesn't make up anything except for ways to take other things and make them about himself.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    If you do that, could you post it on CWCki Club?
     
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  7. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    This is why the tweet length increase for blue subscribers is terrible. Look at this post, does it benefit from being 50,000 words long? No it doesn't. Chris is using Twitter like he used to use Facebook.
     
  8. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    It's definitely looking Chris is taking that route. Just pointless long ass rambling from them at this point.
     
  9. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    I mean, that's kind of what he always did. Even in his comics.
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    Literally the only thing that stopped him from making gigantic walls of text on pre-Musk Twitter was the word limit.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    The way he writes is always broken "look how edumacated I am" stuffy wannabe-royal-decree-sounding tl;dr-ing.
     
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  11. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Is it just me, or has the ranting gotten even more disjointed? The way he swerves from talking about knights in Spain and England, to the Smurfs, to post-apocolyptic stories not being "cannon" in "C-197" in just two or three sentences seems especially bad, even by Chris's usual standards.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    I heard that autistics can suffer increasing mental deterioration with age.

    Also the lolcow was in jail and a mental hospital for what, almost 2 years?
     
  13. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    In his mind it's all one topic. That being c197/the alternate universe he thinks we're merging with. He's seeing the forest, we're seeing the things that are very much not trees.
     
  14. SonichuShoes

    SonichuShoes Well-Known Member

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    He also has less grounding in the real world than ever before. His dad's boring stories are long since gone from his memory, and even his mom is mostly out of his life now. The only other human beings he has contact with are people willing to feed his delusions.
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    WH40K is definitely not in that toon world as he sees it then.

    (that imperium after "Age of Strife" after "Dark Age of Tech")
     
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  16. SSearching

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    Chris's rants are completely insane, but I've gotta admit he's onto something about this being the wrong timeline.
     
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  17. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    For such a life-shattering event that changed everyone's perception of Chris as the prison saga was, we kinda seem like we're back to business as usual. If a stay in jail on incest charges for over a year isn't enough to change this person's life, is anything?
     
  18. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    The ultimate proof that we're in the wrong timeline is the fact that Chris isn't behind bars for being a literal mother fucker.
     
  19. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Jesus....

    Fucking....

    Christ....

    How? Just.... how has Chris avoided any real consequences for this? I log back in for the first time in months, and Chris is not only out but she? is making videos.... again.

    Can somebody give me the abridged version of what happened at the trial?
     
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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    The case was sealed so not much info available, but it looks like the incest charge was dismissed.* The lolcow was relocated to Lynchburg (a rather unpleasant name), rather than going back to Ruckersville (not good idea).

    *(maybe with "time served")