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YouTube Chris Chan Online - the Return of the Sperg

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Oct 20, 2023.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Can't be. The antichrist is said to be charismatic.
     
  2. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    I'm not so sure about that. I feel that the anti-christ should have at least some level of charisma to hide his true nature, and Chris doesn't really have any charisma. Just enough online infamy to keep drawing in incredibly stupid weens.
    (Maybe they're his cult, though. Who knows at this point?)
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?​

    - Revelation 13:4, KJV ("they" in that verse being "all the world")

    It's rather hard to imagine anyone speaking like that of "Chris Chan" -- maybe aside from weens.
     
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  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Well, or in this case the "cult" is made up of people that follow him only just to laugh at him and awe at him as a case study.
     
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  5. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Ngl, when you put it like that, it does make some level of sense. Mouth breathing losers like Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are considered charismatic even though they both sound and look dumb as shit. Either Charisma is a skill that manifests in many ways or Chris actually is the Anti-Christ.
     
  6. Chrus Chundlur

    Chrus Chundlur Member

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    Very good story elements
     
  7. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Should I consider myself lucky that I don't know who Boris Johnson even is?
     
  8. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    he was the PM of the UK from 2019-22
     
  9. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    We are all lucky to not be British.

    Anyways, it was really nice going a couple years without the Pokemon franchise being touched by Chris. It wasn't until recently that he would have been able to play Arceus and Scarlett/Violet. I hope he keeps his sights on his delusions of an "ordained" Pokemon game that he's consulted for, rather than making the recent stuff weird.

    I've got a friend who's a bigger fan of Mewtwo than I am and sometimes I mess with her by sending her this.
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  10. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    What gamefreak did to Pokemon is potatoes compared to what Chris did!
     
  11. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I'm amazed that Chris never had a churro before. Maybe there's no Taco Bell near 14 BLC?
     
  12. SSearching

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    there's one incredibly close. less than a 10 minute drive
     
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  13. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    What's the opposite of BOLDY SPICY?
     
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  14. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    LAMEY BLANDY
     
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  15. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    It's like how Borb used to coddle him.

    Surely nothing can go wrong this time! :rolleyes:
     
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  17. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    This is from a 2nd hand source so I won't be providing any proof. But jail art was mailed from this address while Chris was still locked up. One of the Praetor guys probably just owns this house and is letting Chris live with them.
     
  18. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I doubt a ween bought him a house. You'd have to like someone a lot to buy them a house. This guy is probably just letting Chris couch surf or live in the spare room right now.

    Having Chris live with you would have to suck.
     
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  19. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    You're probably right, though then again, this is Praetor we're talking about, so it would not surprise me if they were dumb enough to buy a house for him.
     
  20. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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