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A-Log's fanfiction

Discussion in 'Internet Fiction/Fanfiction' started by Ms. Mowz, Jul 26, 2019.

  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Or they're like the aliens from Galaxy Quest that could not tell that what they were watching was only a show and not real life.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    hey @Fauna Fox

    How many other fanfics did A-Log write?

    And did he go "radio silent"?
     
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  3. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Apparently, he made a standalone stories of "The World's Luckiest Guy" (OH GOD NO!), and he also attempted to make a spiritual successor called "31 Tricks, 31 Treats", where each day of October he would upload a new chapter where he fucks characters like Elvira and Louis Griffin ("boy, this is worse than the time Louis was in A-Log's fapfiction"). Thankfully, he stopped after 18 chapters because people kept trolling him.

    Also, he has an active Deviantart account, where he posts "erotic" (read: six inch fox dick garbage) fanfiction of My Life as a Teenage Robot, showing how much he wants to fuck a psychotic dictator robot with the voice of Eartha Kitt. Said account also has a badfic where he and his favorite cartoon characters mourn the tragedy of 9/11 (no, seriously).

    And yes, all of these are written in that same terrible TV show script format.
     
  4. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    A-log writing his fan fiction colorized
     
  5. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    You forgot the robot porn and micro-penis, but otherwise, good job!
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    huh...

    Using both hands to type?
     
  7. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    https://www.deviantart.com/a-log/art/What-Have-We-Learned-39634256
    For the curious, here's A-Log's infamous 9/11 memorial failfic featuring his favorite cartoon characters. And trust me, reading it in the characters voices makes it hurt a lot more.
    (Also take note on the fact that A-Log wrote and completed this mere months after 9/11 happened, making this unintentional insult to the people that died on one of the worst terrorist attacks in history even worse.)
     
  8. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Even with whatever good intentions he had, using cartoon characters was one way to make it all tasteless. It doesn't help with how he wrote it, such as this
    It wasn't just A-Log interviewing some cartoons but even two of his own OC's, one a "hentai actress" and the other I imagine is a "comedian" who give their thoughts on 9/11 and then we have A-Log literally putting himself in here, no mention of fox from a quick ctrl + f search. Even with not wanting it to sound like he's milking, he failed to realize how poor in taste it all comes off as.

    Edit: Holy fuck how can I forget the following
    1. If one wanted to see more of A-Log's writing, Wayback Machine has an archive of Logattopedia.
    https://web.archive.org/web/2013012...dia.wikinet.org/wiki/The_World's_Luckiest_Guy

    2. One of A-Log's writings focused on his OC fucking some anthro turkey. I'm not joking, literally fucking a furry version of this sort of bird though take it with a grain of salt because for all I know, it may not really be an actual work of his since there's no date. The shit part(or perhaps good part considering this is shit writing) is that I can't seem to find it save on Kiwi Farms post and a /cow/ post. Archive of the /cow/ post https://archive.is/wip/MsuqO
     
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  9. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Looking up A-Log to see if there's a "then and now" of him besides his apology video for CWC. He posted this journal on DeviantArt a few months back.
    https://www.deviantart.com/a-log/journal/A-Little-Vent-is-in-Order-858866339
    TL-DR: part of the journal mentions him struggling to get any work as a voice actor and he nearly lost a role thanks to his past. He also goes a bit on how he feared his ED article, his CWC commentaries, and the trolls bringing up his fan-fic and other things would hold him back. I don't despise A-Log beyond finding his hatred of Chris to be horrible but I do enjoy ripping a hole into his fan-fic and much as his past could bite him in the ass, I don't think most of it will stop him from getting a job unless his the person hiring decided old dumb shit that A-Log did was the deal breaker in not hiring.
     
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It's past 2020. :confused:

    Saying bad stuff - even years ago - can get one fired or not hired.
     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    I wouldn't doubt that. I'd just imagine A-Log's pass wouldn't really ensure he'd get no job so much as being a possible excuse for someone that's looking at his past, especially if they'll just wing it with a dead troll site's article or whatever scant few videos there are left of A-Log a-logging Chris.
     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    I just realized, there's more of A-Log's writings besides TWLG and the 9/11 interview fic. There still exist his fan-fics of My Life as a Teenage Robot, one of which has the villain being gang-raped by robots because it's somehow important learn how a robot reacts to being raped.

    Also managed to find out A-Log gotten someone A-Logging or weening the comments in a couple videos of voice acting.
    ween.png ween 2.png
    Much as A-Log secured his spot as a lol-cow, he's pretty much like Chris in that there's not much lol one can get from him beyond just looking at some shit fan-fics and noting the similarities he had to Chris and beyond that, shit as the apology video A-Log made I wouldn't be surprised at A-Log wanting to distance himself from stuff like his A-Logging.
     
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    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    So an unfunny dipshit decided to troll-shield by A-Logging A-Log himself, not even taking into account that A-Log doing that exact same shit is was got him to trolled in the first place.
     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    The only thing this guy has protecting him is likely just keeping his shit to just a YT account. It's one thing if you did this shit back in like 2012 when A-Log ranting about CWC was a thing because at least back then, you had A-Log try to go on how Chris is so terrible that something like being physically attacking Chris is justified. One could try to throw back at A-Log the shit he said that made him infamous like the potatoes because at least then it would be relevant and A-Log was being an unfunny asshole. Now though? Sure A-Log's apology would come off as insulting and backhanded due to how he tries to do his apology but he would no doubt get some regret at least over what made him internet famous and it's pretty much been 7 years since he last did CWC sperging. Doing the potatoes shit now just makes it unfunny and it's like the weens that tried to call CWC only to get roasted by Bob.
     
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  15. Larry Koopa

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    Been a long time since I've seen these fanfics. Why did I re-read them? :crash:
     
  16. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    This memory I have of one of A-Log's commentaries really sticks in my mind. He said something about Chris putting up a poster of Marge Simpson in his room to prove his sexuality, to which A-Log responds 'Well I have much better sexy pictures of Marge Simpson than that'. Weird flex, but OK...?
    He really thought he was better than Chris even after saying THAT?

    Fundamentally I have much more respect for A-Log than Chris though because he at least tried to turn his life around and no longer makes cringy commentaries, whereas Chris just got worse with time.
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Maybe Ian is a follower of both Slaanesh and Nurgle.

    (Nurgle embodies decay.)
     
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    A-Log may have stopped making CWC commentaries but he's still an idiot. In that DeviantArt journal from 2020 that was linked here, which he hilariously received 0 comments on, A-Log whines about how bad his online reputation is when he's made no effort to clean up his act at all on any of his official channels. Yeah Encyclopedia Dramatica will have the receipts forever but you could at least put in the effort to wipe all of this embarrassing shit from your personal profiles and accounts. It's all still there. It just goes to show you how little he's actually changed. He probably also still has an unhealthy obsession with cartoon characters too he's just not as vocal about it anymore. Dollars to donuts he has accounts on all the major rule 34 websites out there.
     
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    He's still a weirdo but he doesn't really deserve the internet's attention at this point.
    Also a few people going round after the incest saying 'he was right' - he never saw this coming.
     
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