A-Log's fanfiction

Since A-Log is currently trying to put himself in the spotlight again, I figured "why not have an entire thread dedicated to his terrible erotic fanfiction?", so here we go.
(Un)fortunately, "The World's Luckiest Guy" is only archived on Encyclopedia Dramatica, so you might also get to see try hard trollshielding from them as well.
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Anthony_'A-Log'_LoGatto/A-Log's_Fanfiction
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Fuck it! I was going to wait until at least one response before I actually post this shit, but because I'm feeling particularly vindictive towards a-logs in general, I figured, "why wait, let's post a-log's magnum opus of shit?"


The World's Luckiest Guy

by Anthony LoGatto

Rated NC-17

Prolouge

Written: 1-6-02

Finished: 1-13-02

(the prolouge opens in Anthony's room, where the morning shines a crack in his window curtain. He is asleep. Pan towards his door as someone enters in slowly. A female cat in a maid's uniform slowly and quietly walks in. She has long blonde hair and glasses. The maid is actually Callie Briggs from Swat Kats. She takes a look at Anthony lovingly as she opens the curtains. She looks at him again, and gets a michevous grin. She gets a really *NAUGHTY* idea for him. Pan towards his face as he is asleep. He then stirs and yawn a bit. Cut to his vision as he sees Callie, his maid, giving him a blowjob. He is confused at this but enjoying it.)

Anthony: (as he stirs a bit and notices her) Callie? What are you doing?

Callie: (stops a second and takes his shaft out of her mouth) Oh, I'm just giving you my way of saying 'good morning' to a handsome stud like you.

Anthony: (gets it, and smiles) Oh. Continue then.

(pan towards Callie, and she does that. She bobs her head up and down on his black cock, continuing as she hears his whimpers escape from his muzzle. She then stops.)

Callie: (erotically) You should know that I have a crush on you.

Anthony: So?

Callie: (erotically) I know that almost every girl wants to sleep with you. But I think that you need to lie down before anything bad happens.

Anthony: Oh that. I have used condoms when I do them. Some even took birth control pills beforehand. So therefore I wouldn't make them pregnant.

Callie: (erotically, as she lowers herself down on his pelvic area) I took mine this morning. So... (guides her hand on his chest) I think it's my turn.

Anthony: (smiles) Be my guest.

(Callie nods as she positions herself on his shaft. She rocks a bit to get herself straight. Afterwards, she rides him. Anthony is clearly enjoying this morning pleasure, as his kitty maid rides herself on his erect shaft. He then kneads her breasts through her shirt, even if she didn't take it off. To make it easier for him, she took the white apron-like covering off, and lifts her shirt up, showing that she has no bra.)

Anthony: (enjoying this) Man, Callie! I never knew you grew into that before.

Callie: (erotic screaming) I just (gasp) did it for you! (gasp) I know what you liked about me was my breasts, so I perked myself up for this! (gasps) Now suck them, Anthony! Please?! (gasps)

Anthony: (enjoying it) Alright! (sits up and sucks on her left breast as she continues riding him. He then goes to her right breast, as she gasps for more. When he's finished, both of them kiss each other deeply. At that moment, both of them go into orgasm, but doesn't scream in passion. Then everything stops as Callie catches her breath. Anthony then complements her.)

Anthony: Now that's a wake up call I love to hear.

Callie: (reminds him of something) Oh, I noticed that you were writing some invitations. Your birthday isn't for months.

Anthony: Oh, it's just me with the girls.

Callie: An orgy?

Anthony: (worried as she might be upset) Well, yes. But God did give me a handsome face. It's not like I'm cheating on them or anything.

Callie: (silent for a moment, but cheers up) I understand. It's not everyday that many handsome foxes like you, or any other animal and human, can have sex with twenty or more women. (kisses him on the cheek) But I still love you.

Anthony: (brightens up) Thanks, Callie. (gets out of bed, fixes himself and heads towards the bathroom.)

(switch to him in the bathroom. He is doing his usual morning routines: brush his teeth, brush his hair, put on deoderant, and shave... off stubble. Switch to him minutes later, eating scrambled eggs and bacon. He's reading the newspaper, which has an article about the crazed teenager who crashed onto a Florida highrise. Knowing that the kid sympathizes Osama Bin Laden, Anthony draws a chip tooth, black eye patch, and mustache. Callie looks on and giggles. Switch to the exterior of his home, which is like a top-of-the-line mansion. He opens the door and steps out to breathe in the new morning air. Callie stands next to him.)

Callie: (concerned) Are you sure you want to do this?

Anthony: Of course. I thank God for my good looks. I'm not being vain on thanking him, but the women still love me. (walks towards his car. Callie follows)

Callie: (as she walks with him) So do I. But... (thinks for a moment) do you have protection?

Anthony: (takes some condoms out of his pocket) One or two.

Callie: Good. Sometimes a girl forgets to take their pills. (giggles)

(Anthony smiles at her as he enters his car. Callie then rests her arm on the car door with the window down.)

Anthony: (smiles) Forgot something, Cal?

Callie: Well... (pauses as she gives him a deep romantic kiss on the lips. At the same time, she guides her hands down his body and fondles his crotch. She then releases herself from his lips.) A little something before you invite your many girlfriends.

Anthony: Wow. That little stunt might make me want to give you an invitation to my orgy.

(Callie blushes as he starts his car. Anthony backs off from the driveway, and then he speeds off. Callie looks on with her hands on her chest, and sighs deeply. Fade out)

End of Prolouge

 

we need MATI, deviant, dumb, optimistic, and autistic ratings for this

one rating is not enough

 

I especially "like" how A-Log's Gary Stu self insert manages to be more vain and egotistical in the the prologue than Chris Chan's comic self was throughout the first ten issues of Sonichu.

 

World's Luckiest Guy

by Anthony LoGatto

Rated NC-17


Chapter 1: Rouge & Rita

Written: 1-16-02 Finished: 4-21-02


(open to see Anthony driving in his car. He steers with one hand, and he looks over a list with another. Focus on the list, as it has many women on his list. Switch back to him as he looks over a house, and stops by there. He parks the car in front of the house. He gets out of the car and walks towards the door. Just as he was about to knock, a black hedgehog steps out in front of him. This is Shadow, Rouge's boyfriend. He looks at him like he was an intruder.)

Shadow: (angry) Who the hell is this?!

Anthony: (shocked/trying to remain calm) Oh, Shadow! Fancy meeting you here. So, um...

(gets cut off as Rouge appears next to her angered boyfriend.)

Rouge: That's Anthony, Shadow. He was the one who invited us to Groucho's party, remember?

Anthony: Yeah, she's got a point there, Shadow.

(Shadow remembers about the party. He then cools down.)

Shadow: Oh right. Nice to see you again, A-Log. (Anthony nods as Shadow kisses Rouge on the cheek.) I'm going to work now, Rouge. Take care of the flowers for me while I'm gone.

Rouge: (rolls her eyes) Alright. (Shadow walks past Anthony as he walks towards his car. He starts up the engine, and speeds off. Rouge walks inside, with Anthony following her.)

Anthony: (as Rouge walks towards her couch) So, how are you and Shadow doing?

Rouge: (turns around arubtly, upset) Rotten! (turns back and sits down) All Shadow ever cares about are those damn flowers of his! He doesn't even have time to spend with me!

Anthony: What about when you had that date with him and you told me about how Shadow give you the best 40 minutes of your life?

Rouge: Good point. But he still cares about those flowers. I wish I could do something.

Anthony: (sits down next to her) You know what? I think you need a real guy, Rouge.

Rouge: Oh, really? (gets seductive and bats her eyelashes to him. Switch to Anthony, who's now looking nervous.)

Anthony: (nervous) *gulp* Well, maybe not me. Maybe somebody else.

(Rouge then moves closer to Anthony, still having that seductive look in her eyes and sound in her voice.)

Rouge: (sexy) No, Anthony, I want you! And I want you now! (moves up to him closer; so close, that her breasts are on his chest.)

Anthony: (smiles) I've been waiting for this for a while, Rouge. Let's do it!

(Anthony then wraps his arms around Rouge, and gives her a deep kiss on her lips. She takes this in as she carresses his back, as Anthony does the same. He then slides a hand down to her breasts to take her top covering off. As he does, he sees that Rouge is wearing a black and purple bandeau.)

Anthony: (pleased) Man, Rouge. You sure know how to accessorise.

Rouge: (seductively) [gently pushes Anthony off] That's not all. (she takes off the bottom covering to reveal a sexy pink thong. Anthony's eyes grow wide as he sees her that way.) Shall we begin? (squeezes her breasts)

Anthony: (amazed) [takes off his shirt] Let's shall.

(Rouge sits on his knees and kisses him again. As they are kissing, Rouge guides her hand down to his crotch. As soon she found her destination, she starts to rub it, as it releases pleasured moans from Anthony. As he is liplocked, he manages to unhook her bra. She stops for a moment to let it fall off, revealing her voluptous 50DDD breasts.)

Rouge: (erotically) You know I grew them for you, Anthony. I liked it the first time we did it, (Author's Note: See "Rouge Cheats on Shadow 2.0" for more info) so why not give me an encore?

Anthony: (smiles) As you wish, Rouge.

(Rouge holds up her breasts as Anthony begins to suck on her mountainous mams. She smiles at him like a mother watching a baby breastfeeding. She lets go as Anthony fondles one of them, as he sucks on the other. She leans her head back to release a deep moan as she is enjoying this pleasure. Rouge then feels his penis throbbing from under her. As he continues sucking, she gets an idea.)

Rouge: (erotically) Ok, that's enough. (pushes his head off her breasts) Now let me return the favor.

Anthony: Which is?

Rouge: (erotically) As in let me pleasure you for making Shadow go away. Besides, (unzips his pants) his size is nothing compared to your's.

Anthony: Oh? What is his size?

Rouge: (erotically) Oh, about 3-4. Your's outmatches his. (takes his pants off and gazes into his hung 6 inch cock.) My, my, my. You're well hung compared to him.

Anthony: (erotically) Well, why won't you take my 6 inches and suck on it?

(Rouge smiles at him as she gazes at his size. She then engulfs her mouth onto his cock, and gives him a blowjob. She starts to lick the head, and licks the rest of his length. Pan to Anthony, enjoying this as he arches back.)

Anthony: (erotically) Oh my sweet God, Rouge. (gasps) You're a pro at this, aren't you? Uhn.

(Pan back to Rouge as she bobs her head up and down on his huge rod. She then takes her mouth out, and puts her big, lucious breasts on his base. She rubs them together on his shaft as she kisses and licks the head. This is all that Anthony could stand as he grips on the couch's arm. He then grunts, and shoots his load into Rouge's mouth. About 8 shots of it. Rouge does her best to take them in, but some of it dribbled out of her mouth, and on to her breast. She then licks him clean, and takes her mouth off it.)

Rouge: (content) Mmmm. You were always tasty when I suck you, Anthony.

Anthony: (panting) Really? Thanks for the complement, Rouge.

Rouge: (smiles, then looks at his still hard cock) Hmmm. It's still hard. (erotically) Since your cock is still a rock, let's fuck.

Anthony: (confused) Why? But what about your pussy?

Rouge: (erotically) Don't worry, baby. You can have some of it later. Right now, however, I want you to stick that 6-inch hammer in me, and let's do it!

Anthony: (smiles) Alright then. You know the position.

(Rouge smiles at him as she gets into all fours. Anthony does have some time to reach over his pants pocket to take a condom. He opens it first, then checks it. When he's done checking, he puts it on. Rouge looks back at him, smiling erotically.)

Rouge: (erotically) You know, I'm still wearing my thong. Should I take it off or not?

Anthony: (as he gets near her) Nah. I can just move the back part out of the way. It'll be easier for me to do you hard like a drill. (he gets near her ass, and he does just that.) Are you ready, Rouge?

Rouge: (erotically) Hell yeah! Now fuck me good, Tony!

(Anthony snaps to at the mention of Tony, and he gets a wicked grin on his face. He then starts to shove his length into Rouge's pussy. He starts out slow, but then he quickens the pace as Rouge moans lowly, then loudly with each thrust.)

Rouge: (erotic screaming) Oh yes! Oh sweet GOD yes! (gasps) Ah! C'mon Anthony; harder, HARDER!!! (continues panting) (she then gyrates her hips giving him deep penetration, her breasts sway in her movements) Oh GOD you make this feel so good! Uhn!

Anthony: (thrusting into her) Good, eh? How about better? (he thrusts into her more deeper, and her moans get louder.)

Rouge: (enjoying this) Oh my god! Yes! (panting) Harder, faster, deeper... Oh! You're so big, Anthony! So big! Uhn! Make me cum, Anthony! Make me!

Anthony: As you wish! (he thrusts even more hard. He then looks over her) You shouldn't have called me Tony, Rouge. Now say my name!

Rouge: (erotic screaming) Anthony!

Anthony: Say it!

Rouge: Anthony!!

Anthony: Louder!

Rouge: ANTHONY!!!!! Oh! (continues to moan, and then she feels it coming) Oh, Anthony don't stop! I love you so much, I... I... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (she goes into orgasm as her cum splashes onto his cock.)

Anthony: (grunts as Rouge goes into orgasm. This gives him the cue to shoot out his semen, even if they're covered inside the condom. When he's finished, he gets off of Rouge, and disposes the condom.)

Rouge: (catches her breath) Wow. That was great. Thanks Anthony.

Anthony: (as he gets his clothes back on) My pleasure, even though I'm not actually whoring myself. (remembers something) Oh, I almost forgot. (pulls out an invitation)

Rouge: (confused) What's that for?

Anthony: Oh, it's an invitation for you to come to a little party I'm planning. It'll be great. It's a little shorter than Groucho's, but it's gonna be a good night for you. (gives her the invitation)

Rouge: (recieves it) Thanks. (Anthony then starts to leave) Do you have to go?

Anthony: (as he's at the door) Of course. I have some more invitations to send. I'll see you at the party. Oh, and dress up in something sexy for the party. (leaves her home, and walks into his car. He then starts up the motor, and he drives off.)
Of fucking course he wants to fuck a Sonic character. Totally not like Chris Chan.

 

I have to split this shit because of the 1000 word limit

(Minutes later, he is holding the list again, and has crossed Rouge's name off the list as complete. He then looks at a name of another girl. He seems to know the feline, and he drives up to her house. He then gets out of the car and walks towards the door. He then rings the doorbell, and waits for someone to answer. Seconds later, Rita from the Animaniacs, answers the door. Compared to her old self, she is now sexier and an anthromorphic (In this universe she is- Anthony). She is wearing an orange tube top, and blue jeans. She holds her left hand on the wall, and her right hand on her hip, looking seductive to Anthony as her tail wags slowly back and forth.)

Rita: Mornin', Ant. What's cookin'?

Anthony: Morning, Rita. I'm doing fine, thanks. That's a cute outfit you're wearing.

Rita: Thanks. I got it at Macy's.

Anthony: I see. Can I come in?

Rita: (moves back a bit) Well, come on in. (he enters, as she places her hands on her hips) Make yourself at home.

(She watches as Anthony goes towards her couch, and takes a seat. She then goes there, and takes a seat herself, next to him. To be a little coy, she crosses her leg on top of the other.)

Rita: So, Ant. What brings you here?

Anthony: Well, I just came from Rouge's place, after I gave her an invitation to a party I'm throwing tonight.

Rita: Oh, that's great. What's the occassion?

Anthony: Oh, it's just a night with me and the girls. But the catch is, is that the party is actually an orgy.

Rita: (raises an eyebrow) [interested] Really?

Anthony: Of course. Why do you ask?

Rita: (getting seductive) Well, you know I work for Swing Shift Studios, right?

Anthony: Of course. That's one of America's best porn studios. I know your work.

Rita: (gets closer to Anthony) So, before you came here, did you have sex with Rouge?

Anthony: (a little nervous) Well, yeah. You're not offended, Rita?

Rita: (seductive) No. I've been in this thing before. I do work in the porn biz. So I don't mind being in an orgy.

Anthony: (brightens) That's great. But, you have to prove that you have what it takes to do me.

Rita: (erotically) Oh, really? (starts to stand up) Want me to prove myself to you?

Anthony: (chuckles) Knock yourself out.

(Rita stands herself up in front of him, to see what she can do. She starts by getting the rhythm into herself as music, the type they use in XXX films, starts to play. She then starts to dance sexually in front of him. She entertains him by gyrating her body as she carresses her breasts. She then puts her arms behind her head, and guides her tail to slink up and thrust it in between her breasts. She does this for five minutes. When she's done, she turns about face, places her hands on her knees, and guides her tail like a snake to Anthony's crotch. When it gets to her target, she uses her tail to slowly carress his kick zone. She looks back at him, as he enjoys this.)

Rita: (erotically) You liking this, big boy?

Anthony: (mesmerized) Yeah. But not as I'll enjoy this. (he then reaches out his arms, and grabs her trim waist. Rita looks on, as her tail was almost near the jean buckle. He then pulls her towards his lap, even though he is not fully erected.)

(Rita is surprised by this. But her shock becomes pleasure, as Anthony begins to carress her beautful breasts. She releases many pleasured moans, as Anthony continues his act. Her moans become more lower when he decides to kiss her neck. She tilts her neck to her left, giving more room for him to kiss her neck. She then feels his throbbing cock throbbing her from behind, but she feels that it's not enough.)

Rita: (thinking) I'm doing great. His cock is near hardness. Now I need to keep it hard so he wouldn't cum yet. (she then breaks his hold, and turns herself around, facing him. She is now kissing him romactically with her tounge. Anthony then does the same. While they're in their liplock, Rita carresses herself on his crotch, destined to make his hard-on stay on. Then, like a reflex, she goes out of the liplock, and takes off her tube top, revealing to Anthony her round, voluptous breasts.)

Anthony: (impressed) Wow. Looks like you've been working out, Rita.

Rita: (erotically) (caresses her breasts) That's what the jiz biz is all about, baby! So do like my fellow actors did and suck my tits!

Anthony: Alright! (he then puts his mouth on her left breast, and again to the right breast. Rita is smiling contently as he indulges himself on her mams. She then leans her head back as he continues his breastfeeding. She then pulls him off, and stands up.)

Rita: (erotically) You like that?

Anthony: Yeah.

Rita: (erotically) Well, since these jeans I'm wearing is too long, I'm going to change into something more comfortable.

 

Sit back and relax / you'll rage till you collapse

Anthony: What should I do while I wait?

Rita: (erotically) Get yourself undress. I want you completely naked when I come out of my room. (she then walks towards her room, with her hips swaying back and forth. As she gets to the door, she goes in a bit, but looks back at him.) I know you're going to love what I'm wearing when I come out.

Anthony: (smugly) You know I will!

(Rita smiles at him, and closes the door. While she's in there, Anthony does have some time to get himself undress. He is soon in the nude, just as Rita opens her door. Camera pans over to her. She places her left hand on the wall, as she holds her jean pants over her shoulder. She is now wearing sexy cut-off jean shorts. Pan over to Anthony, who is amazed at this beauty. She then walks over to him, with a seductive smile on her features.)

Anthony: (amazed) Wow, Rita. No wonder why Runt almost ran wild when he sees you.

Rita: (gets closer to him) (erotically) Well, that's his price for mistaking me for a dog. Now let's cut to the chase. (she puts her hands on his shoulders, and lowers him down to the floor. She then gets on top of him, and gives him a deep, romantic kiss. As they are in their liplock, Anthony guides his hands towards Rita's ass. As Rita still kisses him, he starts to slide off her cut-off jeans off her body. Rita lifts herself up a bit, as Anthony slides her shorts down her legs. She puts herself back down on him, and continues their liplock.)

(as they are kissing, Rita suddenly feels Anthony's hard cock throbbing her stomach. She then breaks the kiss.)

Rita: (erotically) I've noticed that I made your meat hard during our kiss.

Anthony: So it has. Now what?

Rita: (erotically) Well, (grabs his cock) why won't I suck on your gorgeous cock, while you suck on my delicious pussy?

Anthony: (raises an eyebrow) You're going to a 69, are you?

Rita: (erotically) Of course, baby. (moves up a bit and turns about face) Now just relax as I pleasure you.

(Anthony nods as Rita positions her waist on his face. He starts to eat her out, as Rita marvels at his amazing length. She feels even more wet, even if Anthony is eating her out. She then engulfs her mouth on his cock, and starts to suck on it. Their lustful moans start to fill the room as they are in the 69 position. Anthony spreads her valley wider as he continues licking up her juices. As he is doing that, Rita bobs her head up and down as she continues her blowjob. As Anthony gets closer to his destination, Rita's moans are muffled from his cock in her mouth as he reaches her jewel. He sucks hardly on it, thus driving Rita to the edge. Taking all she could stand, she gets her mouth off his penis, and screams with passion, as she comes into orgasm. Her love juices splatter Anthony as he continues his task. He then stops.)

Anthony: Anything else, Rita?

Rita: (cathces her breath) Well, I do want to try something out with you. (starts to crawl off his body)

Anthony: (starts to sit up) Really? What's that?

Rita: (erotically, as she stops crawling) Well, I think you know this part.

Anthony: (chuckles) You know I do. (just as he starts to grab her behind to do a doggystyle, Rita's tail touches his chest with a furry accent.)

Rita: (erotically) But not what you think. See this tail?

Anthony: (mesmerized as her tails wags slowly at him) Yeah.

Rita: (snickers erotically) Watch this. (she then guides her tail down his chest, and on to his erect cock.)

(as Rita reaches her destination, she starts to wrap her tail on Anthony's cock. Anthony jerks his head back sharply, as Rita starts to squeeze his meat with her tail. She then goes into the edge as she uses her tail to jerk him off. Rita looks from behind, as Anthony arches back, moaning at the pleasure her tail is giving him. She smiles as her tail keeps squeezing and jerking his length over and over. Anthony has all that he can stand, and shoots his cum onto Rita's backside. As he is finished, Rita jerks him off to get his length back. She turns her head back to address him.)

Rita: (erotically) Did you like that, Anthony?

Anthony: (gasps for air) Yeah. I forgot that you had that trademark tail from Swing Shift. Thanks.

Rita: (erotically) My pleasure. Now go ahead, and hump me down like a dog in heat, you foxy Fabio! I'm waiting...

(Anthony does as he is told, and Rita lets go of his length. He then shoves his six inches into her moistened valley. Rita moans lowly as she takes him into her. Anthony starts out slowly as Rita grips her hands on the carpet; her claws almost tearing it up. He then starts to go faster, as if following an unheard plea from Rita.)

Rita: (tosses her head back, moaning lowly as he drives deep into her) (panting) Oh my God! Oh! Oh! This feels so good, Anthony! So good! Keep it up! Oh! Give it to me, Anthony! Give it to me! Ah!

(Anthony starts to go even more faster, as Rita gyrates her hips to get him deeper. If that wasn't enough, she uses her tail once again to jerk him off; this time as he is still pumping into her.)

Rita: (her moans turn into screams of pleasure) Oh sweet Jesus! Uhn! You sure now how... to treat a woman... Ah! Oh, yes... Yes! Fuck me hard, dammit! Oh, oh, oh, OH!

(Anthony penetrates Rita deeper into pleasure, with her tail helping him out. He then feels her pussy close in on his shaft. Knowing that the end is near, he continues penetrating her. With a few grunts, he holds on to her tight ass, as he sprays jet after jet of seman into Rita. When he is done, Rita throws her head back to let out one more scream of pleasure, as her cum splatters Anthony's shaft. As they gasp for air, Anthony takes his shaft out, and collapses next to Rita. They exchange smiles at each other.)

Anthony: (breathing hard) Well, I guess you've proved yourself. You're invited.

Rita: (breathing hard) Thanks. I haven't been with Runt in a while. Thanks for filling the void for me.

(Anthony smiles, until he realizes that he forgot to put a condom on.)

Anthony: (lowly) Shit.

Rita: What's wrong?

Anthony: I forgot to put a condom on while we were in doggystyle. I'm sorry.

Rita: Don't be sorry. You know, as I was changing, I took the pill before our romp.

Anthony: The birth-control type?

Rita: Yep. Many porn starlets have used this tatic. So don't worry. (grabs her clothes, as Anthony does the same.)

Anthony: Hmm. (as he puts his clothes on) Anyway, thanks for our little time together.

Rita: (as she puts her tube top back on) Don't mention it. Mind if I accompany you to your car? I might need a walk to get my energy back.

Anthony: (as he puts his sneakers on) I don't mind. (Rita smiles back.)

(switch to outside Rita's house, as she and Anthony walk towards his car. He then gets in, but Rita stops him for a moment.)

Rita: (coy) Aren't you forgetting something?

Anthony: (thinks about, then remembers) Oh yeah, your invitation. (pulls it out of his pocket, and gives it to her) I'll see you at the orgy, Rita. Don't forget to wear something sexy while you're there.

Rita: (chuckles) You know I will. (winks at Anthony. He smiles back, and starts up the motor. He then starts his car up, and drives off. Rita waves goodbye to him, as a neighbor cutting his hedges watches on. Pan towards him as he watches on. His eyes roll back and shakes his head, as if saying "What is the world coming to these days?" and resumes cutting his hedges. Fade out.)

End of Chapter 1

 

Such awkward-sounding dialog...

also wat

 

The World's Luckiest Guy

by Anthony LoGatto

Rated NC-17


Chapter 2: Delilah & Hello Nurse

Written: 4-20-02

Finished: 5-6-02


(chapter two opens with Anthony's car stopping at the front yard of someone's house. He then steps out, and takes out his list. Switch to his view as he checks over his list. The names of Rouge and Rita have already been crossed out. He then puts it back to his pocket, and he starts to walk towards the house. Switch out of his view as he reaches the door. He rings the doorbell and waits for someone to answer. Seconds later, a beautiful female bunny opens the door. She is a valkyrie as we note her living environment as the door is opened. She has blonde hair and is well endowed. She is out of her viking attire, and is wearing a purple robe. This is Delilah from The Brothers Grinn's "Supermegatopia" web comic series. She greets him.)

Delilah: Anthony, what a pleasant surprise.

Anthony: Mornin' Delilah. Um, why are you in your robe?

Delilah: Well, I was going to take a shower. I didn't know you were coming.

Anthony: Well, I do visit when most people didn't know I'm coming. I'm just a people person. May I come in?

Delilah: Sure. (Anthony walks in, as Delilah closes the door, and follows him. Anthony then sits down, as Delilah goes to her bathroom to take her shower.) I'll be in the shower for a bit. You don't mind waiting, do you?

Anthony: Me? No, of course not.

(Delilah smiles, and she enters the bathroom. Anthony is just about to sit down, until he hears a scream coming from the bathroom. He identifies the scream as Delilah's, and rushes towards the bathroom. Switch there as Anthony enters, worried if Delilah was hurt. Delilah is nowhere to be found. All of a sudden, the door slams loudly, and a lock is heard. Anthony then turns to see Delilah, standing in front of the door, looking at him a michevous grin on her face. Anthony then starts to resist her tempations.)

Anthony: (nervous) Um, Delilah. Why did you bring me here and locked your bathroom door in the process?

Delilah: (walks over to him) (seductively) Well, since you're here, I felt that it wouldn't be fair for me to take a shower by myself. So, I want you to join me in the shower, Anthony.

Anthony: (nervous) (as Delilah gets close to him) Me? Um, well... I guess I should be heading off now.

Delilah: (seductive) Are you sure?

Anthony: (nervous) (gulps) Um, let me think about it.

(as he is thinking about it, Delilah looks down to see that he is fully erect. She smiles, and focuses her view back to him)

Delilah: (erotically) I think your little friend wants it.

Anthony: (nervous) (sweatdrop appears on his forehead) Um, well my friend doesn't behave sometimes.

(she then moves away from Anthony for a second, and releases her strong grip on his cock. She then starts to untie her robe. She then drops it off herself, exposing her lucious naked body. Anthony's eyes are now wide open, as his cock stiffens up. He decides not to resist her charms.)

Anthony: (romantic) Um, I think I want it now. (Delilah smiles as she walks over to the shower, as Anthony is getting undress.)

Delilah: Which setting would you like, Anthony?

Anthony: (as he takes off his shirt) Warm please. I'm never comfortable when it's boiling hot.

(Delilah smiles, and she sets the water to warm, as she turns the shower on. By then, Anthony had just been fully undressed, and he takes off his glasses. The shower is a regular type with a glass door, but this one can fit two people and it has room for them to have sex. Delilah then gestures Anthony to come in first. He obeys, and enters. She soon follows, and closes the door. They then hold each other close, and then kiss passionately as the shower water hits them.)

(as they kiss, Delilah guides her hand to the shower counter, and she grabs a bar of soap. She breaks the kiss to show him the soap.)

Drop the soap when you wind up in prison someday, A-Log.

 

Delilah: (erotically) Do you know what you can do with this while we're in here?

Anthony: What?

Delilah: (erotically) Anything you like. (gives it to him) Just do it.

(Anthony gives it some thought. He then gestures Delilah to turn around. She does as she's told, as Anthony gets behind her. He puts the soap in between her breasts, and starts to rub them together with the soap in between her valkyrie mountains. Delilah watches on as Anthony rubs her breasts together. She leans her head back to release a pleasured moan, as she holds Anthony's head with her right arm. As he is doing this, he guides his hardened prick to her cottontail, and waves it against her furry appendage. This last for a few minutes. Anthony then frees Delilah, but she grabs the soap and puts it back on the rack.)

Delilah: (content) Mmmmm. That was a good use, Anthony.

Anthony: Thanks. What's next?

(Delilah thinks about it, and motions him to come with her. She then leans on the glass door and gestures him to come. He does, and he puts his hands on the door. After he did that, Delilah starts to slide down slowly to his crotch area. She then sees his erect cock, and she is impressed.)

Delilah: (thinking) Mother of Odin, I never knew he could get this big. But, it's hard to satisfy without one.

(she marvels it for a second, and then starts to lick the head of the penis. Anthony releases some pleasured whimpers as she licks his little friend's head. She then engulfs her whole mouth on it and bobs her head up and down as she gives him a blowjob.)

Anthony: Oh... Delilah. How do valkyries like you get the hang of this? Uhn.

(Delilah doesn't reply and continues this delicious torture. Seconds later, Anthony feels a sharp sensation in his shaft. He holds on to Delilah and starts cumming into her mouth. Delilah feels unfazed as he releases his sticky hot love glue, but continues to suck up what Anthony gave to her. After licking the head clean, she rises up to face him again.)

Delilah: (erotically) Did you like it?

Anthony: Yeah. Now it's your turn. (he lowers himself down to Delilah's waist level. When he gets there, he marvels at her vagina, right for the taking. He then starts to put his mouth on it, and give her vaginal sex. Pan towards Delilah, as she is enjoying Anthony eating her out.)

Delilah: (erotically) (low) Oh, sweet mother of Asgard! That is so good what you're giving to me. This is so nice. Ah! Oh, yes! Uhn!

(Delilah then pushes Anthony deeper with her strong hands. So strong, his tounge was pretty much able to gather up her love honey as he hit her pleasure nerves. Minutes later, Delilah can't take it any more.)

Delilah: (erotically) (low) Oh, Anthony; I can't... take any... more... Ahhhh! (on cue, she goes into orgasm, as her cum splatters Anthony's muzzle. He is able to lick up her love juices as she came. As she is trying to catch her breath, he rises back up to face her.)

Anthony: (romantically) Now we're even.

Delilah: (catches her breath) I see. (notices her breasts) Now that you've cleaned my breasts, can you give them a little lick for me, please? (squeezes her breasts)

(Anthony nods, and holds her close to him. He then starts to lick her right breast as Delilah holds his head to it. He does the same to the other breasts. She leans her head back and moans contently again. This lasts a few minutes, until she pulls him off.)

Delilah: (erotically) That was very good, Anthony. I wished that there were some vikings that had some sense in them like you do.

Anthony: I'll take it as a compliment. Now I want you to do one more thing for me.

Delilah: (curious) Really?

(Anthony then whispers something into her bunny ear. She then giggles, and turns towards the shower door. When she gets there, she puts her hands on it, as she sticks her lucious behind to Anthony. He smiles, and he starts to get close to her ass. He then positions his hard prick, and inserts it inside her vaginal walls.)

Delilah: (moans lowly as she takes his six inches inside of her)

Anthony: Before I start, are you on the pill?

Delilah: (lowly, but erotic) Yes. Now make love to me, please!

(Anthony smiles as he starts to pump his length into her valley. He starts out slow, but quickens his pace. Pan to Delilah, breathing hardly as Anthony bangs her box.)

Delilah: (eroric screaming) Oh yes! Yes, yes, yes! God yes! Oh! (panting) Deeper, deeper, deeper... Oh, oh, OH!

(as she is panting and moaning, her breasts slap against the shower door. They keep slapping it harder as Anthony drives deep into her. He also gets the chance to reach out and fondle one of her breasts. Pan back to Delilah, as the intensity of his cock drives itself further into her pussy.)

Delilah: (erotic screaming) Oh God! Please don't stop! I love you so much! I-I... (bites her lip softly, as she is going near orgasm. As Anthony drives himself deeper, she throws her head back, and screams one last pleasured scream as she cums all over his hard shaft.) Ah!

(at the same time Delilah releases her love juices, Anthony feels that he's ready to erupt; and he does. He shoots about 15 jets of seman into Delilah. He then pulls himself out, and cleans himself. Delilah does the same.)

(Delilah then turns the shower off, and she and Anthony step out of the shower. She grabs a towel off the rack, and uses it to dry off Anthony's body. When she's done, she gives the towel to Anthony, and starts to dry her off. He pays close attention to her lovely suculent breasts. When he's finished, Delilah holds him close and gives him a deep romantic kiss. They then break the kiss.)

Anthony: That was a nice job you did in there.

Delilah: Thanks. I considered that an amorous place to have sex with.

Anthony: I see. How come valkyries like you are so beautiful and feeling sexual in mind and body?

Delilah: Well, us valkyries have unlimited beauty and excellent sexual prowess. You shold know that by now.

(Anthony thinks about what she said, and smiles, thinking that Delilah's right.)

(switch outside the bathroom, a few minutes later. The door opens as Anthony and Delilah, now fully clothed [Delilah is still wearing her robe though]. They walked to her door, as Anthony remembers something.)

Anthony: Delilah, I almost forgot. (takes the invitation out from his pocket) This is for you. (hands it to Delilah)

Delilah: What's this?

Anthony: It's an invitation to a party I'm throwing.

Delilah: What's the occassion?

Anthony: Oh, nothing important. Just a night with me and the girls. That's all.

Delilah: Oh. (sets the invitation down on the table) Do you have to go so early? I mean, we could have sex at a later time while you're here.

Anthony: I love to, but I got more invitations to hand out. Maybe at the party, we'll have another go at it.

(Delilah smiles, and then gives him a great big hug. With her strength, that would've crushed him to death, but she let him go easy. She then releases him, as he now stands dizzying from the hug. He shakes his head to clear himself.)

Anthony: Thanks. (as he is walking towards her door) Don't forgot to wear something sexy at the party, Del. Ciao. (opens the door, then leaves)

(Delilah blows a kiss to him, as the motor from his car starts and he drives off. Delilah then sits down, and opens the envelope. As she reads the invitation, it's obvious that he forgot to mark it as a regular party, but an all out orgy. Delilah notices that, and puts the invitation away. From her expression, she is shocked that he invited her to an orgy. But then she develops a grin, knowing that she was sexy enough to be invited, and accepts the invite to his orgy.)

 

(hours later, Anthony is still driving to his next girl. Minutes later, he arrives at the front yard of the next woman's house. He recognizes the house as the home of Hello Nurse, who is also from Animaniacs. He gets out of his car, and starts walking to her door. As he gets there, and before he knocks on the door, he sees a note on the front door. He takes it off, and reads it. We hear Hello Nurse's voice as he reads the letter.)

Hello Nurse: (voice-over) "Anthony, go into my house, and sit on a black chair. I'll be with you in a few. Love, Nurse."

(Anthony shrugs, then opens the door. He does notice that the door was unlocked, but he still goes in anyway. As he walks inside, he puts the note down near a table. He then sees a black chair in the living room. Thinking that it's the one Hello Nurse told him to sit, he goes over to the chair, sits on it, and waits. All of a sudden, he feels his legs are shackled on the chair, and the floor under the chair opens up. As he notices this, the chair starts to go down inside the floor. The floor closes as he comes in. Switch to him on the chair, having the downward ride of his life. He then comes to a complete stop as the chair lands in a dark. As Anthony gets himself, he hears a voice from inside the room.)

Voice: (seductively) Welcome to my playroom, Anthony.

(Anthony then opens his eyes to see Hello Nurse standing in front of him, wearing her regular uniform, looking buxom as usual. He then looks around the room to see many sexy pictures of her on the walls, and a white silk bed with white curtains. He looks back at her, and gulps nervously.)

Anthony: (nervous) Um, what are you doing Nurse?

Hello Nurse: (walking over to him sexually) Taking care of you. (as she is walking towards him, she starts undoing her uniform and throws it on the floor. She is wearing white corset lingerie minus panties under the uniform.) I'll take care of everything!

(she stops near him, and she preforms a sexy lapdance in front of him. She turns him on by carressing her breasts and running her hands through her hair. As Anthony looks on, he looks really turned on and nervous at the same time. She then walks towards him, and kneels down near the chair he's sitting at. She puts her hands on his pants, and starts to unzip them. She does the same to his boxers, thus showing her his hardened cock. She is pretty much amazed at his large length, and starts to engulf her mouth on his dick. Pan upwards to Anthony, enjoying this delicious torture from Hello Nurse.)

Anthony: (enjoying it) Oh, Nurse! Please keep giving me your taste test while you say "aah"! Oh... baby! Continue the treatment!

(Hello Nurse does as he pleased, and continues her work. As she continues sucking on his hard member, Anthony can feel the adreniline in his system as she continues the treatment. She then moves her blonde hair out of the way, then continues her job. Anthony then moves his head and grunts as he starts to explode inside her mouth. Hello Nurse trys to swallow his cum, as most of it is near her throat. When he's finished, she rises up, and swishes her hair back and looks at him seductively.)

Hello Nurse: (erotically) Wow. I never knew your thermomator would leave me breathless.

Anthony: Well, it's like that sometimes. Now if you don't mind-

Hello Nurse: (erotically, she pushes him back in the chair) We're not through! I still have to give you a little of my sexual healing. (she puts a foot on the chairarm near his arm)

Anthony: (confused) Um, Nurse. How am I going to eat you out while I'm strapped on here?

Hello Nurse: (erotically) Oh, you're not gonna eat me out... (trails off as she places herself on Anthony's lap.) you're gonna fuck me, as I ride you. (gets close to his face) What do you say?

Anthony: (nodding) Let's do it.

(Hello Nurse smiles, as she starts to lower herself down on his penis. She rocks a bit to keep her vagina in place. She then takes her buxom breasts out of her corset, and presents them to him.)

Hello Nurse: (erotically) Don't forget to suck on my tits while you're at it.

Anthony: I won't forget, Nurse.

(Hello Nurse smiles, as she starts to breathe lowly due to his large length. She then starts to ride him in a steady pace. As she continues to ride him, she starts to moan lowly as she pummels herself down on his meat. She continues moaning as she holds on to the chair arms for support. She then goes faster as Anthony places his hands on her hips. Hello Nurse then leans her head back and carresses her breasts as she continues their mating. Anthony thinks it's a remeinder to suck her breasts, so he puts his head on her left breast and proceeds to suck on it. Nurse then lets go of them and holds herself back on the chair's arms as Anthony continues to suck on her breasts.)

Hello Nurse: (moaning as Anthony continues to mate) Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony! Keep it up! Uhn! (moans lower) Oh, give me your love medicine and call me in the morning! Oh, oh, OH!

Holy crap, a human character. I didn't know A-Log was able to get aroused by that. Still shallow AF, though.

 

(Anthony does as he is told, as he and Hello Nurse continue to mate into oblivion. She swings her head back, as her hair swings like a mane. She then grabs his head, and gives him a deep romantic kiss as they continue mating. As they kiss, Anthony feels that he is about to ejaculate, but stays in the kiss. Seconds later, he shoots 20 loads of semen inside the buxom nurse's body. As that happens, Hello Nurse releases her kiss, and leans way back from him. She is pretty flexible if you must know. As she does that, it's her turn to go into orgasm as she gives out one last scream of passion. She then catches her breath, and she reaches for her uniform as Anthony catches his breath. She grabs her uniform, and with Anthony's help, positions herself back up. She then puts her arms around his neck, while holding on to her uniform.)

Hello Nurse: (content) Thanks, Anthony. Do you see a leaver near this chair?

Anthony: No.

Hello Nurse: Well, close your eyes, and I'll take you back up.

(Anthony does as he is told, and closes his eyes. She then plants a deep, romantic kiss on his lips. As they continue the kiss, Hello Nurse sneaks her hands toward the right side of the chair, and pulls a leaver. What Anthony doesn't notice is that the chair is moving up as they continue their liplock. Seconds later, they are back in her living room, and they break the kiss.)

Anthony: (looks around) We're back in your living room.

Hello Nurse: I know. (gets off him, and puts her uniform back on) I have to get ready for work, Anthony. I just wanted a little fun before I care for my patients.

Anthony: Oh. (remembers something as he readjusts his pants) I almost forgot. (goes into his pocket to take out the invitation. He gives it to Hello Nurse.)

Hello Nurse: (confused, as she receives the invitation) What's this?

Anthony: It's an invitation. It's for a party I'm throwing tonight. I would like to have you there.

Hello Nurse: (smiles) It's nice. Thanks. Let me find the time to leave early at the hospital.

Anthony: Alright. (as he walks to her door) Don't forget to wear something sexy at the party. I'll see you there, Nurse.

(Hello Nurse blows him a kiss as he leaves her house. As we hear him drive off, we see Hello Nurse taking the invitation out of the envelope. She sits down on her couch and reads the invite Anthony had given to her. She then develop a seductive smile on her face as she reads it. She then tosses it away on the table. The camera takes a view of it, revealing that she read the orgy part that Anthony forgot to get rid of. Judging from Nurse's smile, she doesn't mind. Fade out.)

End of Chapter 2

Again, sorry I have to continue splitting these into multiple posts at once. Maybe A-Log should have learned to get to the damn point.

 

For some reason the name "Anthony" sounds awkward.

Also they're all in this movie script-like format.

 

The Surgeon General warns that prolonged exposure to A-Log's writing can be hazardous to your health

The World's Luckiest Guy

by Anthony LoGatto

rated NC-17

Chapter 3: Donna Dahl & Yankee Poodle

Written: 5-18-02 Finished: 5-30-02


(we open the third chapter with Anthony stopping at another girl's house. Cut to his POV, as he looks at a picture of a curvy cutie of a dalmation with long black hair. Cut away from his POV, as he puts the picture of the girl back in his pocket, and walks over to her door. When he gets there, he knocks on her door. He then hears the woman's voice from inside.)

Woman (Dalmation): It's open.

(Anthony then goes into the woman's house. Switch to inside, as he enters. He then looks around to see where she is. As he looks around, he sees her in the kitchen, eating dinner a little early. Her dinner is macaroni & cheese. The girl's looks match that of the photo Anthony held up earlier. The dalmation is Donna Dahl, one of the girls from the art of Josh Roesch. He greets her.)

Anthony: Hiya, Donna.

Donna: Hiya, Anthony. What brings you here?

Anthony: Oh, just hangin'. What'cha eating?

Donna: Macaroni & cheese.

Anthony: Isn't it a little early to have that?

Donna: (as she is eating) I felt like it. Besides, it helps my figure.

Anthony: Oh. Alright. (pulls up a chair and sits next to her) So Donna, anything you like to talk about?

Donna: (stops eating) As a matter of fact, I do. I actually need your help. (pushes herself from the table and stands up.) Follow me. (she walks away, and Anthony then follows her.)

Anthony: Um Donna, exactly what is it you need help with?

Donna: Well, I'm going to a friend's wedding this weekend, and I need your advice. (as she says this, they enter her room)

Anthony: (nervous) Well, if you're gonna try whatever dress you're putting on, I could turn away until you're finished.

Donna: (as she fumbles through her closet) Don't worry. (founds what she is looking for, a black party dress. She shows it to Anthony.) Would this dress be perfect for me at the wedding?

Anthony: Well, you look perfect in anything, Donna.

Donna: (sets the dress down) Really?

Anthony: (nods) Yep.

Donna: (smiles seductively) Even in my birthday suit?

Anthony: (doesn't know what she really meant) Um, I haven't seen you in your birthday suit. Where is it?

Donna: (giggles) Right here. (with that, she starts to take off her black tank top and her jean shorts. She didn't bother with the bra and panties. She stands there showing off her voluptious nude body at Anthony. Pan towards Anthony, who feels like he's gonna get a nosebleed.)

Anthony: (realizes what she really meant) Woah.

Donna: (walks over to him, and puts her arms around his neck) (erotically) Do you like what you see?

Anthony: (lowly) Yeah.

Donna: (erotically) Then kiss me. (she moves her lips towards Anthony, and she gives him a deep romantic kiss. Anthony responds back by carressing her back. They then hold each other, and fall on her bed. They start to caress each other as they continue their kiss.)

 

(Anthony then starts to break the kiss, and trails his kisses on her body downwards. Donna starts to breathe in anticipation as he trails down her body. He then reaches his destination; her pussy. He takes a look at her black pubic hair and sniffs in her musky aroma. He then starts to put his tounge in, and starts to give her vaginal sex. Pan to Donna, as she quickly shuts her eyes, and moans lowly as Anthony licks her insides.)

Donna: (moans erotically) Ooooooh.... that feels oh so nice. I love it when you pleasure me like that. Mmm. Keep at it. (kneads her breasts together as Anthony then starts to eat her out. She tenderly carresses his head with her right hand. Just as she is going into orgasm, he moves his head out of her pussy and goes in front of her face. She opens her eyes to see him, but feels dissapointed.) Why did you stop?

Anthony: Well, I decided to have a taste of Donna's doubles. (eyes her curvacous breasts) Would you mind?

Donna: (smiles seductively) Not at all.

(Anthony smiles and starts to lick her right breast and gropes her left breast. She rolls her head back on the pillow and breathes harder as Anthony gives her breasts a good treatment. She then guides her hands down to his jeans and softly carress his near erect cock to get him hard. He senses this, and stops what he is doing. He sits up on his knees as Donna starts to seat herself up, showing him her breasts, and breathes hard.)

Anthony: So, anything else you like to do?

Donna: (erotically) Well, (licks her lips) since I'm a dalmation, I would like a drink from your firehose. (crawls on all fours towards Anthony) I bet you can stop a little five-alarm flame like me.

Anthony: (chuckles) Give it your best shot, Donna.

(Anthony leans back, as Donna starts to unbuckle his jean belt, and takes down his jeans and his boxers, springing free his erection. She marvels at its length and smacks her lips with famine. She then sticks her tougne out and licks the head of his shaft. Pan up to Anthony, leaning his head back, as Donna licks his member. Pan back down to Donna as she starts to engulf her mouth on his shaft and starts to suck. Switch to a view of her hips as she starts to gyrate her ass and wags her tail as the camera pans foward to the right as she does some gyration like push-ups as she bobs her head up and down, consuming his "woodrow," stopping at her head. Switch to Anthony, still enjoying this delicious torture. Switch back to Donna taking her mouth off his cock, just as he was going to discharge.)

Anthony: (dissapointed, but not upset) Hey. What's that for? I was about to-

Donna: (inturrupts him mid sentence) [erotically] I know. But you're not cumming unless you stick your hard cock (gestures his penis, then her vagina) into my suculent pussy and fuck me until we can't cum anymore!

(Anthony smiles as Donna smiles back and lays down on the bed. Anthony still has his jeans on, which gives him a chance to reach into his pocket. He then takes out one of his many condoms, rips the cover off, checks to make it secure, and puts it on his cock. He then positions himself on Donna.)

Donna: (erotically) You know I'll be taking the pill, so why are you still doing me with condoms?

Anthony: (as he positions himself) You can never be too careful when sex is involved. (holds her left hand up, and kisses it. He sets it back down.) Ready?

(Donna nods her head in anticipation. Anthony smiles, and he moves his length inside her pussy. As he shoves it in her, Donna moans in ecstasy as her vaginal walls take in his huge length. Anthony looks down to make sure she's alright. Donna nods as if saying that she's fine. He smiles, and starts to thrust hardly inside her body. As Anthony humps his dalmation dame, Donna breathes hardly as he goes in and out of her body, pounding her vagina hard.)
It's truly funny how A-Log thinks six inches is actually an impressive size for penis.

 

(fade in as Anthony drives up to another house, where an American flag is present near the door. As he walks up to the door, he hears some noise from the inside. He rings the doorbell, and waits for someone to respond. The door then opens, and we see another woman. This woman is a beautiful french poodle, wears purple glasses, and flaunts a healthy figure, including good bust size, similar to Delilah's; busty. She is wearing excercise clothes and a headband decked out in stars & stripes. She is obviously sweating because she was just working out to an excercise video as we hear Michael Sembello's "Maniac" playing nearby. This is Rova Barkitt, aka Yankee Poodle, star reporter and member of the superhero group, The Zoo Crew. Her looks come from the Brothers Grinn renditon, not Scott Shaw!'s.)

Yankee Poodle (Rova Barkitt): Hey Anthony.

Anthony: Hiya, Yankee. Why are you sweating like crazy?

Yankee Poodle: Oh, that. Before you came, I was working out to this excerise video. Thanks for letting me rest, though.

Anthony: Oh. Well, sorry to interrupt you, Yankee. (turns to leave, but she then grabs his arm)

Yankee Poodle: No need for that, Anthony. I don't mind. Please come in.

(Anthony shrugs and follows her in her home. As he closes the door, Yankee goes back into her excercises, as Anthony is beginning to watch her do her stuff.)

Anthony: (nervous, as if not to offend her) Um, can I watch you excercise?

Yankee Poodle: (as she starts again) Sure, why not? It's nice of someone to watch me excercise.

(Anthony nods in agreement, and sits on her couch. As he does so, Yankee goes back into working out with the excercise. She does jumping jacks, jogs-in-place, and streches in front of him as she has her back is away from him. Anthony looks on, mesmerized by Yankee's movements, taking it as a turn on.)

Anthony: Um, can I excercise with you?

Yankee Poodle: (as she is streching) Of course. I do need someone to excercise with.

(Anthony stands up, and joins in. Unknown to Yankee, he isn't really excercising, since he is behind her. He does try his best though. As she continues excercising, doing some knee thrusts, she looks back, and smiles. As he is excercising, she then moves back, making contact with her backside and his crotch. Anthony looks on shocked as Yankee strokes her booty on his crotch. She then bumps him back on the couch, and prepares to do a sexy lapdance while excercising. Judging from her gyrations, she is very good with a body that won't quit. She turns around to face him, again lapdancing. Minutes later, she turns around, and turns the TV off. She then walks seductively to Anthony, and sits on his lap.)

Yankee Poodle: (seductive) Why don't I give you a workout you'll never forget?

Anthony: (smiles wide) Sure! I think a little sexercise can work out our private parts!
Scott Shaw! is rolling in his grave over this, and he's not even dead yet.
PS: I may have accidentally skipped some parts of this shit. Not like it makes any difference, because it's all the same anyways.

 

(they then start to kiss each other passionatley. At the same time, Anthony guides his hand under Yankee's tank top to carress her breasts, while another hand strokes her white hair. Yankee then breaks the kiss, and takes the tank top off, showing off her breasts to Anthony.)

Anthony: (amazed) Wow Yankee! You sure know how to work out!

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) I know. (pushes Anthony off the couch and gets on top of him) Let us start off with a little (winks) tounge excercise, shall we?

Anthony: Let's shall.

(Yankee starts to put her breasts on Anthony's face. He then starts to lick her bountiful bosom, as Yankee does some push-ups to tease him. She moans while Anthony sucks her breasts as she does her sexual push-up. To tease him more, she shakes her breasts on him, slapping his face. She then sits up, and catches her breath, as Anthony takes off his shirt.)

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) You like my breasts?

Anthony: Yep.

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, you can have more later. Let's continue our sexcercise, shall we?

Anthony: Sure. What's next?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, (notices his erection) I seem to have risen your John Hancock, no? (Anthony nods) Well, (moves downward, and starts to take off his jeans.) I want to do my part of our sexcercise by giving you a little head job while I work on my mouth and neck muscles.

Anthony: By all means, Yankee.

(Yankee smiles as she takes off his jeans and boxers to free his erection. As his shaft pops free, Yankee marvels at its size and length. Giggling to herself, she then puts her mouth on his penis, and begins to give him oral sex. Cut to Anthony, moaning and breathing as Yankee works out with her mouth muscles. Minutes later, she starts with her neck muscles as she bobs her head up and down to get more of his 6". Anthony helps her out by grabbing her head, and let him do the bobbing for her, so to speak. Just as Anthony was going to blow, Yankee takes his fully erect shaft out of her mouth.)

Anthony: Again? That's twice in one day. Have something else in mind?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, if you want me to continue our workout, I want you to give me a counting lesson.

Anthony: (confused) Counting less- (realizes what she meant) Oh, a 69?

Yankee Poodle: (as she takes off her aerobic shorts) Right on. I can work out my hips as I face fuck you while you suck on my love canal. What do ya say?

Anthony: Of course, babe! Give that patriotic poon to me!

(Yankee moves towards Anthony's face, turns around, and sets her vagina on top of his face. Anthony then starts to eat her out. As he does that, Yankee sets herself down to his cock. She starts to lick, suck, and softly bite his 6" tool. Anthony then guides his hand down her body to grope one of her breasts. Yankee stops what she's doing, and sits up, with Anthony's hand still on her breast. She lets him continue as she starts to grind her hips against his face. Down below, Anthony still does the job by sucking on her jewel. Yankee arches back, as she is trying to control herself. But before she cums, she gets off him.)

Yankee Poodle: Stop! Stop! (catches her breath)

Anthony: What's wrong?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Nothing, nothing. I just want to try out something.

Anthony: Like what?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, you love my breasts, right?

Anthony: Yeah?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) And little John Hancock is still pledging alligence, so I suggest we do it.

Anthony: I know. But what now?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, first (lays down) about my breasts.

Anthony: Yeah?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) I never have someone probe their meat in between my breasts before, so I want you to be my first.

Anthony: As in tit fucking?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) That's right.

Anthony: (smiles) Well, why didn't you say so? (moves towards her, and sits himself on her stomach, letting his rod plop in between her breasts.) You ready?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Yes. (holds her breasts together as she sandwiches them between his cock. She then nods to him, and he starts to titty-fuck her.)

 

(Anthony starts to pump his cock in between her lucious mounds of flesh. As he does this, Yankee lets go, as Anthony still holds them, and with his help, takes off her glasses. He then continues his work, as Yankee helps him by squeezing her breasts together with his tool to keep him aroused. This is all that he could stand, and gives one last push as his cum splatters over Yankee's neck and breasts. When he is finished, she reaches back to get her glasses, and puts them back on.)

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Wow. I never knew how good that felt.

Anthony: Yeah, it's a good feeling once in a while.

Yankee Poodle: I know. (erotically) Now lay down.

Anthony: I know, missionary.

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, close. But in an aerobic way.

Anthony: (as she pushes him down) How?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well... (trails off as she gets on top of him) I know you know about the girl-on-top position, right?

Anthony: (as he reaches for a condom nearby his jeans) Right. (puts it on)

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) (sets her pussy on his cock in a push-up position) Let's call this a sexual push-up. (shoves herself into his six inch tool) Shall we dance?

Anthony: Let's shall.

(Yankee smiles and she starts her sexual push-ups. She sets herself down like a regular push-up, but she also gyrates her hips so she can slide in and out of his cock. As she does this, sweat starts to bead down on their bodies. Yankee then quickens her pace as Anthony grabs on her back and licks her hard nipples. Just as he and Yankee were enjoying it, Anthony grabs her back and stops her.)

Yankee Poodle: What's wrong?

Anthony: Nothing. (flips themselves over with him on top and Yankee on bottom) It's just my turn, that's all.

Yankee Poodle: (getting it) Oh, right! I s- (gets cut off as Anthony starts to fuck her as he is doing push-ups) Ah! (bites her lip)

Anthony: (stops for a second) What's wrong?

Yankee Poodle: Nothing. I just didn't expect it. Continue please!

(Anthony smiles and resumes humping her brains out and his sexual push-ups. He goes into a quick and steady pace as Yankee hardly breathes in and out. She puts her hands on his back, and grips on it. She doesn't grip hard to scratch him though. As their sexual excitement mounts, their glasses also fog up from the breathing and sweating. Anthony continues his work as Yankee pleads with him not to stop. Minutes later, they have to. Anthony feels Yankee's vagina clench in with his cock, squeezing him in. Seconds later, he pushes his cock way in, and releases his hot, sticky love glue in the condom. As this happens, Yankee feels herself reaching orgasm. She bites her lip as she cums all over Anthony's shaft. Anthony then drops himself on top of her, catching his breath.)

Anthony: (catches his breath) Man, that was wonderful.

Yankee Poodle: (same) Always has been with you.

(Anthony smiles at her. He then reaches over to his jeans and takes out the invitation and gives it to her.)

Yankee Poodle: (confused) What's this? An invitation?

Anthony: Yep. It's a night with me and the girls. You're one of them.

Yankee Poodle: Thanks. (gets suspicious) This is not a cheating game, isn't it?

Anthony: No, of course not, Yankee. (starts to get up with Yankee wrapping her legs behind him, and holds on.) But you're in it. It's like ancient Greece.

Yankee Poodle: And ancient Rome?

Anthony: Of course. I mean, with a handsome face like this, most girls don't mind me cheating. As long as polgymy is out of the question.

(Yankee thinks about what he said, and agrees. She then grows another amorous smile.)

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) You know, since we're in this position why don't we... (goes to whisper the rest in his ear. He smiles, and likes the idea.)

(Yankee holds on to him as he goes to the wall, and sets her there. He then starts to once again hump her brains out, by wall-fucking. Yankee is enjoying a lot more than Anthony, who is also enjoying this. This position lasts a few minutes before they cum one last time. They get their breath together and relax.)

(Switch to outside her home. Anthony and Yankee come out, with their clothes back on, and they walk to his car.)

Yankee Poodle: So, I'm not the only girl you'll be having tonight?

Anthony: Yep. I even invited Rita, and she doesn't mind about the orgy.

Yankee Poodle: Well, she is a porn star after all. I may have that look, but I'm a little uneasy, being my first orgy and all.

Anthony: (pats her backside) Don't worry. It'll be great. (hops into his car) I'll see you at the party tonight, Rova. Don't forget to wear something hot at the orgy. Later. (drives off)

Yankee Poodle: (to herself, as he drives off) Oh, you know I will. (takes a look at the invitation, and judging from her look, she doesn't mind being in an orgy. Fade out)

End of Chapter 3

 

So if I get this right, A-Log dreamed of being promiscuous with a "harem" of Saturday morning cartoon characters?

six inch wat

 

Six inch penis. Note that six inches is about average length for a penis. This fact, combined with the reputation of fanfic writers over compensating, has lead many people to believe that A-Log, in fact, has a micro-penis.