8/1 - Doopie shoots down Chris

Damn this has gotten pretty good. Chris getting hit in the face with the reality shovel. I like how he makes sure to remind everyone he's a trans woman. In his mind he's a protected class, so he can do creepy shit and when he gets called out he can pull the LGBTQ card. I guess because the autism card stopped working.

 

So, what's the over/under for when Chris will make a facebook or youtube rant about Doopie "betraying" him and how this new stress is going to delay any further Sonichu stuff?

 

*crosses fingers* oh godbear please

 

I wonder if Chris will treat Doopie like shit after she inevitably pushes him away, like he did with Megan. I'm sure Barb will tell him Doopie is a troll working for the 4-Cent Green County Intelligence Agency who wants to steal his blood to take over the world in some way.

 

Honestly, I kinda feel like it's only a matter of time before Chris makes a rant about Doopie being a "dang, dirty troll" since she had the nerve to give him that dose of reality.

 

Forget the wall, he rammed right into the hill.

 

this seems a lot like a repeat of the Catherine Saga except Doopie just sees him as a customer as opposed to a friend

 

I think Chris is going to need even more unambiguous terms from Doopie to let her know that their "relationship" is over. If he wants something to be true it will take more than a dose of a little tuck load of reality to convince him otherwise.

Also holly shit He's been emailing her business account with personal messages. I really hope Chris or doopie leaks that.

 

Goddamn it, he really believes in this shit. I always thought the Alec call was miscommunication, a fluke. But here we are, seven freakin years later and he's reaffirmed it!

 

I mean, yeah, this *is* Chris after all. It's pretty much the same pattern: His potential sweetheart tries to politely turn him down, and as Chris pushes his luck more and more, and he keeps insisting that "there's a chance", that's when it turns into "Chris, stop fucking contacting me you god damn weirdo!"

 

whatever barb says, it will be something we will laugh at while Chris believes it. It is slightly pitiful, but if Cole was able to get out of the Weston-Chandler mess, then Chris should have been able to when it wasn't too late

I've been one to say Chris is psychotic because of his loose connection to reality, I always picture his connection as something like a shoestring or two tied to his leg

 

Exactly, even when Chris is confronted with what most people consider irrefutable evidence that his sweetheart is a troll or just not into him he clings on until he absolutely can't continue the relationship.

Also hes rather lucky that Doopie is discouraging him and not trying to pump more money out of him.

 

This is more than just autism, this is Plato's Cave! He's imprisoned himself in isolation for so long; television has literally become the basis of his understanding of the world.

 

This wont end well

 

I like how he ignored everything Doopie said to him and only briefly touched on the refund and immediately turned around to talk about more money he spent.

 

Guess we all saw this a mile away. Still fun to watch the Doopie Saga crash and burn.

 

I never had some grand, shining hope. It was a grey, dim light that turned out to be a mirage brought on by deluded optimism. That light's been totally stamped out now. With that hope goes any empathy I might have felt.

I now look forward to seeing chris go full whining retard when Barb kicks the bucket.

 

She's just gonna start ignoring him, and he'll either pathetically continue to tag her for the next year with no response or just move on to another poor artist and this will all just repeat itself.