8/1 - Doopie shoots down Chris

Update - Doopie puts down a boundary.

A round of Twitter comments, including Chris's meds, his comments on the friend zone, further confirmation of his belief in a cartoon reality and his list of gal-pals for #NationalGirlfriendDay.



Chris, on the friend zone:



"I can answer that. A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the Friend Zone, that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you. Also, that person may not fully understand or appreciate what truest Friendship means, without expecting something like sex in return in the first place. In these situations, they set themselves up for easy disappointment. Whereas beginning a new friendship without the sexual expectation and later on if you feel like exploring with this person, and you tell them that, they will generally feel more success, as the relationship is progressing from a more positive start point of genuine friendship. And going into said new friendship with low expectations, they will feel less disappointed in being Just Friends, as they would not have had the higher expectation, or that desire for that something in return, in the first place."



His list on Facebook:

 

I wonder if Chris even realizes that he's rambling here without much semblance of a point...

 

Surprisingly, Chris' explanation of the "dreaded" friendzone is decent.
Not surprising, seeing as he's an expert on the place.

 

Actually, I think I know what his point is: "The Friend Zone is bad because I want sex."

 

It's honestly sometimes hard to tell when Chris has legit points when they're buried in walls of text

 

And he would've known about that from school if he didn't sleep through it.

 

And once again he walks one step further away from normality and sanity.

 

Then again, when is he ever sane or normal really?

 

Wow so he thinks Godbear made him to be some kind of weird cartoon character for the entertainment of others? What an Idio... actually that makes a lot of sense.

 

Count your girlfriends... more like a cyber stalking list.

 

It's national girlfriends day Chris, not national tolerate a creepy autistic tranny on social media day.

 

You kinda beat me to it. I was about to say, to Chris, these girls are all his legit "gal pals", but to them, I'm almost certain, they just think of him as some weirdo tranny man-child that they just politely ignore most of the time.

 

Wait, National Girlfriend Day? Why'd he have to remind me of that when I'm single?! Damnit, Chris!!

 

No it's apparently for girls who have other friends who are girls. Not for true and honest sweethearts.

 

It would be nice if Chris learned how to speak English.

 

FIFY.

 

FIFY

 

It would be nice if Chris forgot how to speak.

FTFY both;.

 

BTFO.



Chris responded:

 

Chris thinks he's in some kind of harem cartoon.

Enter Reality.