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Legal 3/23/2018 - Trespassed at Fashion Square Mall / banned from End Games

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Mar 28, 2018.

  1. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    It wouldn't shock me if chris and barb did too.
     
  2. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I assume they schedule the routine bullshit cases for Friday.
     
  3. Strewth

    Strewth The Macho King

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    Any judge is gonna take one look at Chris and assume he's a complete loon. A six foot, two-fifty pound man, with stringy green hair and ill-fitting women's clothes.
    His appearance suggests somebody who doesn't understand how to behave within a polite society, and while that is somewhat correct, Chris is far more switched on than his weird looks suggest. I reckon that probably gets him a lot of leniency.
     
  4. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    That is assuming chris wears this cluster fuck of an outfit to court, and assuming chris does not talk that much to the judge.
    Oh to be a fly on the wall to hear chris autisticly talk back to the judge.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Tomorrow is the big day of the trial next continuance?
     
  6. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    I will be laughing if it's a continuance
     
  7. Soniblue

    Soniblue Sonichu's arms are NOT blue!

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    It probably will be. The macing got like 3 continuances, the debt suit I think also got continuances, or maybe it just took a long time. (can a civil trial get a continuance?)
     
  8. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    It's Friday. No way a judge is going to mess up his golf game with this bullshit.
     
  9. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Case is marked as "finalized" and "other" for final disposition.

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  10. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    Okay, did anyone actually think Chris could get punished for this? He's going to have to do something really heinous if those who wish to see Chris get harmed in prison want to see that happen. Those people of course consisting of a furry welfare bum in the Midwest who is older than the fathers of a lot of people who follow Chris.
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So what happened?
     
  12. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I forget, was he actually arrested for the trespass? Is there a mugshot? I’m wondering if this is more like a legal warning and it moves to a restraining order, so if he re-enters the premises he will be arrested. You can only imagine how bad it has to be where the fucking mall bans you. Malls are struggling nationwide and they’re saying Chris is so bad they don’t want his (tugboat) money.
     
  13. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Basically, he was issued a ticket and told to show up in court and got told “Cut that shit out” and sent on his way.
     
  14. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    It's hard to say what went down but he was issued no fees or any obvious punitive action likely all it was as reinstating the ban and one slap one the wrist. In the mean time we'll have to wait to see how Chris responds, and we probably won't hear anything about it because of course the judge used "adult words" and Chris' response to them was to just zone out as he does.
     
  15. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    Wew lads. I want to say that this was an anti-climatic ending, but that would imply that there would have to be a crescendo to it all wouldn't it? And when comparing Chris to a beautiful orchestra/opera, he's the slide whistle at the end of a bad joke.
     
  16. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    The denouement is going to be Pagliacci's soliloquy song. NGL, that actually makes me want to cry.
     
  17. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    It's possible he got some community service or has to take some mandatory counseling or something like that.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris got assigned community service after the Snyder incident.

    Whatever happened with that?

    edit: deja vu
     
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  19. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Rocky signed off that he did some bullshit community service for the church.
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Hirtes must be making some NaCl now. A lot of it.