Twitter 06/28/19 Video evidence Chris has psychic powers.

Spoiler: Backstory

Chris has fantasized having psychic powers for a long time, dating back to 2005 at the absolute latest. In Sonichu 4 we see Chris and Crystal have all the powers of the Chaotic Combo, they can activate specific powers by thinking of the Sonichu that has that power, they don’t even need to be in their Sonichu forms to do this. Something I find interesting is Crystal is the one who shows off Magi-Chan’s powers, Chris uses Angelica and Wild’s. In Sonichu 10 Chris uses Magi-Chan’s ability to break all of Mao’s bones and implodes his heart.
Let’s move ahead a few years
The year is 2016 and Chris has discovered a Youtube channel called Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizard Binaural Beats, which is a super boring channel that plays shitty experimental noise music for hours at a time. Their claim is if you listen to their music you will be hypnotized to the point of having physical changes. It ranges from losing weight, to changing your eye color and gender. Normal people are like “ok that clearly doesn’t work,” but Chris isn’t a normal person. Chris became a regular viewer and listened to a bunch of videos, including how to cure autism, how to lose weight, and how to do a full biological sex change. The one we’re looking at is gaining telekinesis, the ability to move things mentally instead of physically. Chris is undoubtably thrilled, as the dream of actually having psychic powers can now be a reality. Naturally, Chris begins the trainings. Chris claimed to then-crush Doopie that she could now fold paper with her mind and would soon be able to fly (no recorded events of humans flying on their own exist at the time of this writing). It’s these psychic powers that make Chris believe she is the goddess of the dimensional merge.

PROFESSOR PIBOT’S FUNTIME HOME LEARNING EXPERIMENT
1.) Find any small object (Ex. Spoon, Juul, small toy)
2.) Balance it on one finger
3.) Keeping your hand completely still, think about the object falling off your finger. YOUR HAND MIGHT BEGIN TO SHAKE, that is normal, it means your brain is taking control or something.
4.) The object will eventually fall off your finger. Congratulations, you have psychic powers, we’ll move to flying next week.

 

In an Email set to DoopieDoOver July 30th, 2017 Chris wrote (bold for emphasis):

"I also believe in psychic powers, have been developing some for myself with binaural beats. I am Literally Bending Paper with my mind waves, and I can only get better with daily practice. I would use my powers for good, including the possibility of levitating myself to Fly."

And of course before this Chris thought he could curse people so IG realy didn't plant the seeds of his insanity, they just goaded it on...








darling

 

Absolutely, this is not a thing we can blame IG. Chris has been trying to develop psychic powers for three years. Chris even claims to practice every day.

Imagine being dedicated to something everyday for three years and this is the result.
It’s like practicing guitar everyday for three years and playing Hot cross Buns.
It’s like a 1100 day streak on Duolingo in Spanish just to learn ¿Donde esta el bãno?
It’s like studying and practicing wine making for three years and you’re still using Welch’s concentrate and condoms to make wine.
It’s really amazing what Chris chooses to be dedicated to.

 

Your saying I shouldn't use condoms to make my Pruno.

In all seriousness watching Geno's videos and following Chris now illuminates certain things about his past which are still seen today.

 

Three years of dieting and exercising and getting fatter, LOL

 

I wonder what Chris would say if you asked him to explain just how psychic powers work -- that is, the physics that would be involved.

 

#Gravity

 

Behold! A "man" holding a quartet crystal and then dropping it.

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Amazing how he can hold things in his hands! You'd think he wasn't paralys.....
Oh, wait....

 

given his diet I wouldn't be surprised if he had a stroke even though he is not 40 yet https://www.everydayhealth.com/news/think-youre-too-young-stroke/

"If you accept that stroke is increasing in people under age 45, one big reason is probably obesity,” says Dr. Russman. “Obesity in children and teens is up in America, and that increases the lifetime risk for stroke. Obesity increases the risk for high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and diabetes. These are all important stroke risk factors at any age."

 

How long before chris pulls a stunt like this?

 

"The power of air repels you! "

 

Will Chris live long enough to see the 2020s?

 

yes

 

Given Chris’s current health, I do believe he will live another 6 months. I don’t think shits gonna go down for Chris till the 2030s.

 

Seriously, in the USA, about 90% of people live to be at least 60. Chris almost certainly has a few more decades left (unless a deranged ween attacks him), he's not even 40 yet. But yeah, when he's 45-50, he probably will have serious health problems if he doesn't change his diet and exercise habits.

His parents were fairly long lived - Bob was born in Sept 1927 and lived until Sept 2011 and Barb was born in Oct 1941 and is still alive, but probably should be in a nursing home, or at least have a home health aide

 

Define, "live".

 

Ok so I think Chris recorded this one to prove all the haters wrong. People pointed out in the first #psychicpowers video Chris’s hand was shaking. Chris said it was the hand holding the camera and that’s why it looked shakey. Ok sure whatever that’s fine.

But in this video Chris’s hand is clearly shaking and the background isn’t. Watch Chris’s hand then watch the flowers on the bed. The flowers are perfectly still, if the camera was shaking then the flowers would too.

Just in case anyone here really thought Chris was telekinetic

 

If anyone is dumb enough to believe he was telekinetic they need help. If chris is so confident in his psychic abilities I want to see him try getting one of those prizes for evidence of the paranormal. The $1 million dollar one is defunct sadly

 

Not surprising Chris has turned to New Age woo. I've said it before, but Chris' life is like prison, and New Age seems to be a way out with stuff like "astral projection" and telekinesis. So Chris turns to it for some semblance of power over his otherwise powerless life.