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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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  2. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I read that in Jesse Lee Peterson's voice.
     
  3. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Liquid Christ Saga: A damn imposter in a brown straight jacket also claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus.
     
  4. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I also had that thought at one point.
     
  5. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Please, for our sake, don't give weens any ideas...
     
  6. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Unfortunately, there's always gonna be some ween with an idea. Best to hope for is that the institution Chris is in doesn't let a letter with the idea reach Chris.
     
  7. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    It really is an eternal cycle of chris gaining more attention and attracting weens, which make him more popular and attract yet more weens.
    Maybe this is why jail is a good thing for him, it gives me legal protection against shits like idea guy.
     
  8. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    That's what I've been asking myself: as bad as jail is, is it possibly Chris's best option right now?
     
  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    when this is over Chris might be bouncing back between jail, homeless shelters, and the hospital, like a lot of people in his position
     
  10. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    If that's true Chris is likely doomed to be in a "Third Exile" saga, one which would probably be longer than the second too, as there would be very little means to know what he's doing in any of those places.
     
  11. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I think 'Sex Offender Trailer Park Saga' is an accurate name.
     
  12. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I think it would be more accurate if Chris lived in a trailer park.
     
  13. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Well, i think about it this way.
    As bad as jail is, is it Barbs best option if Chris is there right now.
     
  14. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    FIFY.
     
  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Is it confirmed that Chris is in a mental hospital?
     
  16. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    Not entirely, but it's very likely that he is. VINElink can't track him anymore, for one, plus if he was brought to another jail, they'd have to mention that by law. His status is "Privledged", meaning it's medical.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Plus it's unlikely they'd just release him.

    Also there's the theory floating around now that Chris did something to get transferred to a 30-day hold at a psych ward.
     
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  18. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Do you think this is what the continuances were for: so Heilberg could get Chris into a mental hospital to see if he can use insanity in some way? I know we covered how hard that would be, but it might be his only option (that or turning the burden of responsibility of this onto the trolls).
     
  19. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    What happens to us then? Are the members of this forum in legal trouble?
     
  20. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Imagine seeing a courts summons notice asking for Judgesaturn507.
    No, we're just as fine as we were yesterday. Unless they've been fully doxed there won't be any trolls or observers that are even given a passing thought