Sonichu 11. 78-91

HOLY SHIT WE ACTUALLY GET TO SEE METONIC IN ACTION

 

He could cut a hundred logs before breakfast (but he just ate lunch a couple hours ago)!

 

...That's Ultra Sonichu. Chris decided it was a Mega Evolution, which makes no sense because Sonichu and Rosechu aren't fully evolved Pokemon.

Edit: Chris COULD have turned the whole "oh hey we have mega stones now" thing into two or three issues worth of 'tism but CLEARLY the gay pride parade is more important so Magi-Chan will just resolve it offscreen.

 

Let's hope, the kids are watching after all!

 

Bullet points:

• I lol at the fact even Chris thinks Sonichu in Maradonia is childish crap.
• I like the use of text walls to censor Cera's nudity. It's pretty clever for Chris standards, like the opening scene to that one Austin Powers but more wordy.
• I also like Sylvana's bit about becoming characters for the clip show.
• Chris's misandry and complete autism is on full display, where girls are good and boys are bad.
• Are we supposed to sympathize with "the bully," because he just might be the most sympathetic character Chris has ever written.
• "God Sonic, don't you remember this rando who won a contest 23 years ago?"

 

By the way, i searched for the sonichu in maradonia romhack on the site he listed

I could not find it(it wasnt on the site). If someone else who has better googlefu than me could, id have me a little giggle while playing it.

Maybe it never existed in the first place and i was too drunk to not notice the "trolling" of the paid advertisment

 

Personally this is the thing that 'grinds my gears' the most out of this set drawings. We already have established that Sonic is an integral part of the comic, he in-universe made Sonichu. What is even the point of Sonichu talking to Sonic, if it's just Dickgirl Rosechu? And she acts like she is doing some kind of good shit by impersonating someone.
This is some seriously contrived shit, even by Chris standards, all in service of what, not getting called out for using Sonic in his Sonic-hu comic?

 

I want some real drama, dammit! When will Sonichu find out about the time Sonic banged Rosechu on Mayor Chandler's desk while Allison Amber watched?

 

What?! Sonic wasn't even in the comic. Do you mean Sylvana?

 

I was thinking about downloading and reviewing the romhacks in thread but I'm a little afraid of getting a virus.

 

IIRC, Chris *only* included the whole Bananasaurus storyline due to Waterman:
a) Begging and pleading like a little bitch for it
b) Breaking down and donating money to Chris, so Chris pretty much was all "Fiiiiiiiine, I'll use your stupid plot, but only cause you paid me..."

 

Chris seems to think that big companies like SEGA and Nintendo keep a tally of how much money any given family has spent on their games.

It's also possible that his typical "If I post something online, the whole world will instantly learn it" misassumption extends to the news as well.

I also wouldn't be shocked if Chris can't grasp the difference between local and national news.

 

"Young winner of that Kay-be toy shopping spree in Virginia of 1994."

Late to the party, I know, but wow. I love that even after all these years, this event in his mind is herald as a major historical event in the history of earth that everyone should consider important.

1865. . .Slavery is abolished in America.

1945. . .WWII finally ends

1969. . .Mankind lands on the moon

1994. . .Fat autistic child wins a shopping spree at a toy store.

 

And yet he misspells "Kay-Bee", but whatever.

 

Except Tara knows of Chris and heavily dislikes him, flat out saying she hoped to never meet him. She and about half the MLP cast have him blocked on Twitter

 

Chris is sorta figuring out how to react to Chris's own celebrity at least on social media. Parrying weens like a pro there


I expect terrible girlfriend saga 8.01.02.09 in 4 months