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Bahahahahaha Chris clueless as ever. He’s still in the on deck circle. Actually it’s more like he’s outside the stadium in his car with a blowup doll

 

Chris is a huge fan of sportsball.

 

"Racist fetish"
"What fetish?"

 

Now that just gets me!

 

All of this talk about bases and everything is just throwing me off in the already-complicated area of relationships. I mean, c'mon, what if we don't know football?!

 

It's curling, you ignorant slut.

 

Dude, just fake it. Eyes on the china.

 

WHAT DO THE CHINESE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!!

 

Poor cat. Doesn't look like he really recovered from that accident.

 

We'll see how long this lovey dovey attitude goes when Jessie blueballs chris until he tard rages.

 

And the half court shot is when she makes breakfast for you the next day.

 

No the half court shot is when she gets in the shower with you the next morning, if she makes breakfast then it is called a hole in one.

 

There is a semblance of reason to what Chris says because Autistics tend to have a closer bond with animals than neurotypicals.

 

This is turning into calvin ball.

 

I'm getting vibes of that lame sex "joke" about eggs from CWC talking about the baseball analogy.

Spoiler

In today's overly politically correct climate, "racist fetish" could be something as harmless as finding dreadlocks attractive.

 

I still haven't figured out where the funny part of the joke's even supposed to be yet.

 

It doesn't have to make sense, it's "random access humor", remember?