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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%
  3. Chris's worst enemy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Rektbylife

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  6. ButtHurts

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  8. Doing the Godbear's work

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
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  1. Trollbuster Cal

    Trollbuster Cal “Waterboarding the Trolls since 2002”

    Wow, nice Chris Hansen joke, Hirtes.
    I can't wait to hear his high-larious commentary on that writer's strike!
     
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  2. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

  3. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    I read that as Night Shark at first and thought Chris came up with a new pony character
     
  4. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    We will burn it as soon as we are done dousing Hirtes in kerosene.
     
  5. Beans

    Beans void engineers 4 lyfe

    But Hirtes, don't you know that a world without shart is a world without art?
     
  6. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Or even a world with out h(e)art
     
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  7. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    This is a complete aside from Hirtes but I'm shocked Chris hasn't mashed the block button like Steve Shives. He claims to hate trolls but he doesn't seem to actually try to get away from us... on twitter at least.
     
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  8. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    From what's been confirmed, Chris pretty much used to just block Hirtes without responding to him, but Hirtes would simply create a new Twitter account to bellow at Chris like a fuck-tard.

    Chris *finally* caved and responded to a few of Hirtes tweets, and I think that's what enabled Hirtes' sperg-train to keep going.
     
  9. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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  10. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Chris has blocked him repeatedly before but has recently unblocked a bunch of people giving him more room to sperg.
     
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Man, he's had DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD/Aspergercorn running for a while now
     
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  12. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Hirtes probably thinks its too clever to replace.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    "Chill" and "give it a rest" are 2 phrases that Hirtes can't seem to grasp.
     
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  14. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

    tl;dr

    DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE I LIKE TWEETED WHAT PEOPLE SAID ABOUT CHRIS DECADES AGO
    FUCKING WEENED BRAH CHRIS CAN'T EVER RECOVER FROM THAT SICK BURN.

    Jesus, from now on I'm replacing A log with Hirtes at this point.
     
  15. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

    Probably should.
     
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  16. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    I dunno. "Hirtesing" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "A-Logging".
     
  17. Beans

    Beans void engineers 4 lyfe

    Anthony Logato: A-Log
    Hirtes: Another Log
     
  18. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    HirtHog
     
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  19. Beans

    Beans void engineers 4 lyfe

    You're really hirting my feelings here.
     
  20. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    I also noticed a user that signed up on kiwifarms just to comment this:
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