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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Rektbylife

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  6. ButtHurts

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  8. Doing the Godbear's work

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Looks like Hirtes recovered from that rage-induced coma.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Sep 16, 2017
    #301
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  2. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Well, I mean, *someone* has to call Chris a "Fatty" 47 times a week, right Alan?

    Oh wait, Naitcha Bah totes said Alan wasn't Hirtes, so it must be true, my bad....
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Sep 16, 2017
    #302
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  3. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    Alan is another dude who displays a different signature and went by a different user on the farms. His story checks out after checking the activity on there, I put it to rest more than a week ago. Hirtes won't likely show up here either since he usually defends himself in more populated areas.
     
    Last edited: Sep 17, 2017
    Janker, Sep 16, 2017
    #303
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  4. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Fair enough
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Sep 16, 2017
    #304
  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    Alan has made some funny comments, Hirtes is always the same tired shit.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Sep 16, 2017
    #305
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  6. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    In all seriousness, Hirtes would also have made way more shitty posts.
     
    Princess Celestia, Sep 16, 2017
    #306
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  7. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Sep 17, 2017
    #307
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  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    This would be funnier if Hirtes would shut up and not spoil the surprise for chris.
     
    Minimal Effort, Sep 17, 2017
    #308
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  9. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Why?
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 17, 2017
    #309
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  10. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    Because it would be just too unrealistic and silly.

    Seriously he's why is he still bothering these Dolan people? I don't know much about it other than that it has a legitimate online following, why would they want to associate with a laughingstock?
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Sep 17, 2017
    #310
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Because autism. He's roped PD into Sonichu and won't undo it because he thinks it's 100% canon and therefore 100% real.
     
    Last edited: Sep 17, 2017
    Uncle Frank, Sep 17, 2017
    #311
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  12. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Sep 17, 2017
    #312
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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Does Hirtes have anything else to do?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Sep 17, 2017
    #313
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  14. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Exist as a three-dimensional entity within our universe
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 17, 2017
    #314
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  15. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    What if the majority of Hirtes' tweents are computer generated? He makes some tweets and a bot generates new tweets by mixing the words of the already-posted tweets together.
     
    QuiltGuilt, Sep 17, 2017
    #315
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  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    What if they all are?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Sep 17, 2017
    #316
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  17. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    That would actually mean he didn't spend all his time making them. That is, if they were also posted automatically.
    And that's terrible
     
    QuiltGuilt, Sep 17, 2017
    #317
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  18. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    I think a computer might be more original honestly.
     
    Princess Celestia, Sep 17, 2017
    #318
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  19. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Sep 18, 2017
    #319
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  20. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Princess Celestia, Sep 18, 2017
    #320
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