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FB 2/7 CWCville is a sanctuary city

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Branchland Ct HOA, Feb 7, 2017.

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  1. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    He can finally put his CADD certificate to use.
     
    Aldora, Feb 7, 2017
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  2. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    I'm pretty sure what all this really means is that the Financhu Crisis has taken a significant hit on the Cwcville economy, so Chris is now accepting off-brand, imitation, illegal-immigrant Lego-men to cheaply bolster the workforce in order to save those hard-earned donation dollars (without worrying about those pesky Lego authenticity papers).

    I managed to snag an excerpt from the "Cwcville CWC-Quarterly":

    When his problems start reflecting into his autistic lego dream town, you know shit is starting to get REAL.
     
    Nobody, Feb 7, 2017
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  3. Branchland Ct HOA

    Branchland Ct HOA Active Member

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    I'm sure theres a prison somewhere reserved for enemies such as Mary lee Walsh, Snyder, Aspies, Dang dirty trolls.
     
    Branchland Ct HOA, Feb 7, 2017
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  4. Caffeinated_pirate

    Caffeinated_pirate Wait, what?

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    Of course he skips right over the comic suggestion.
     
    Caffeinated_pirate, Feb 7, 2017
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  5. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    I wonder what Chris would do if Muslims showed up at his door wanting to gain entrance into CWCville.
     
    Princess Celestia, Feb 7, 2017
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  6. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Australatina vs CWCville is the military conflict we all want to see. Mutual Autistic Destruction.
     
    Hellblazer, Feb 7, 2017
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  7. Suicidal Emo Panda

    Suicidal Emo Panda I love china, trust me.

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    I tried to read his post. I stopped halfway because I started to feel uncomfortable..
     
    Suicidal Emo Panda, Feb 7, 2017
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  8. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    Lol, more realistically, they will show up wanting entrance to Barb, and Chris will accommodate (only if he goes first).
     
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  9. Spork

    Spork Well-Known Member

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    Ok, so:

    1. Chris seems to believe that Trump wants to deport all the Muslims, given that he mentions them in the same context as illegal Mexicans.
    2. Chris has abdicated his position as Mayor of CWCville and has given the position to his secretary.
    3. Chris doesn't get the irony in having Magi-chan use psychic vetting to confirm that anyone who goes into CWCville isn't just trying to cause trouble.
    4. Chris doesn't seem to realize that Trump doesn't need to send anyone, he can just defund CWCville and watch it self-destruct.
     
    Spork, Feb 7, 2017
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  10. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

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    Not only that, but he refers to himself as "the creator". He's gone from being the Mayor of CWCville to its God. Methinks it's time to update the "Chris and his Ego" page on the CWCki. . .
     
    Count Olaf, Feb 7, 2017
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  11. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    That's because Rob is a living legend in his craft and Chris is just the internet's favorite town buffoon. It's not really a fair competition between the parties from the outset.

    I'll say this, I bet Mayor Ember could win the damn electoral college with her progressive dedication to making her constituents lives better unlike a certain lizard-person who shall remain nameless . . .
     
    Very Honest Content, Feb 7, 2017
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  12. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    "Chris and Reality" could also use an update too after this.
     
    Princess Celestia, Feb 7, 2017
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  13. Chandler Cats

    Chandler Cats Mama Cats. You kids settle down!

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    I think Chris and Gotham are engaged now because Harley and Ivy got it on in Love Is Love, so he rented Suicide Squad to fap to his new Heartsweet, plus Batman Lego movie is imminent-- it's a hat trick of lesbo/DC bullshit for him. Personally, I love how he's turned CWCville from a fascist No Homo Zone into a fascist Homo Only Zone in just three or four years. Now THAT'S progress!
     
    Chandler Cats, Feb 7, 2017
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  14. Uncle-Blacky

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    Well, if it's anything like his other ethnic characters, it'd be Turbanchu, Kebabchu, or Jihadchu.

    I think CWC would be a great Muslim city given they keep watchful eyes on any gays, have pretty good welfare, and the one Jew is really afraid of fire.
     
    Uncle-Blacky, Feb 7, 2017
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  15. Hollywood Hulk Hogan

    Hollywood Hulk Hogan nWo 4 LyFe Real American

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    I can't wait until the national guard tanks roll into Cwcville for them refusing presidential orders.
     
    Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Feb 7, 2017
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  16. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Don't call anybody

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    Apparently CWCville has an estimated homeless population of at least 10,000. And also, Chris wiped out the homos using his own blood, so by his own past doings in Sonichu he is worse than Phmurt. R.I.P Reldnahc, an LGBT icon missed by many in CWCville.
     
    Scarecrow, Feb 7, 2017
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  17. Robotic Richard Simmons

    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

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    FUCK YOU CHRIS! TRUMP WILL MAKE SOUP HOTELS GREAT AGAIN!
     
    Robotic Richard Simmons, Feb 7, 2017
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  18. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    His sons will also build a luxury casino on the ashes of the cheaply built mayoral estate that sits atop 14 BC.
     
    Mariposa Electrique, Feb 7, 2017
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  19. Gerion

    Gerion Fat Binturong

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    And here I thought that the administration there was quite far-right? I guess time makes fools of us all.
     
    Gerion, Feb 7, 2017
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  20. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Just wall it off and use it as a prison, Escape From New York-style.
     
    Hellblazer, Feb 7, 2017
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