YouTube Chris Chan Online - the Return of the Sperg

I think it's from one of his really long videos that nobody wants to transcribe. Someone I know IRL who follows Chris told me about it so I am currently waiting for him to tell me.

edit: based on the thumbnail showing a dunsparce, I am guessing it is in that one recent FAQ when he talked about his opinions of Scarlet and Violet

 

Think we'll get another Blarms-style freakout over this?

 

On another site watching the Tale of Fail, there's speculation that he's on meds.

If so, that could limit how much energy he has to "blarm out" on a new pocketmon.

 

I hope he's on meds
maybe he'll just chill out, play with toys, and watch TV
a boring life, but at least it's better than what his life used to be

 

What if he was always on meds? Maybe there'd be no endless "sagas" and he wouldn't be a lolcow then?

 

What is really funny is that there was a lot of salt over dudunsparce just being dunsparce but bigger and better and not their super-cool OC dragon thing that looks barely anything like dunsparce. It really amuses me that the dex number of dudunsparce is what is making Chris salty, that is the weirdest thing to be salty about a Pokemon over.

 

I can see why though*: he wanted "Sonichu" to become a commercial franchise, and he thought the "original character donut steel" "should be #982 in the Pokedex". So when that didn't happen, he's salty that instead it's a Dunsparce evolution. Kind of like how Sonic's arms were blue when "they should be tan", or MLP "ended early" when "there should be more seasons", or he "should've won that contest" and yet Stackhouse won instead.

*(yet it's still very oddly specific)

 

We're 50 degrees removed from the original sonichu concept. It's barely recognizable now.

 

50? More like 95.

 

Chris cant make funny-bad content anymore. We haven't had anything like Chris murdering the asperpedia 5. The currency is coins shaped like Cs and Ws! The main villain is a sexualized version of a college administrator! He can't even main a boyfriend free girl in a universe he invented!

That shit was kino. What in the last decade has been kino? The man is cooked, he's juiceless, he's at negative rizzle.

 

Heh, so he's kinda like some inbred, FAS cousin of ChatGPT, I can see that.

It's funny how Chris seems to go out of his way to decree shit over stuff he should know he is absolutely powerless about, and then get genuinely dumbfounded and indignant about how this big companies don't bend the knee or even acknowledge the limp dick attempts of some random orangutanesque retard to wrestle control of their IPs to make them about him.

As with all other aspects of his life, he'll never learn. He thinks he already learned everything he needs to know in high school, when he actually slept through most of it.

His dance moves on that "Team Rocket stupid" whatever the fuck that was were a strange mix of gag-inducing and funny. He's always been gross, but modern Chris turned it up to eleven without even needing to get naked or shitting himself.

 

Or read Goosebumps and imagined the characters as Sonic the Hedgehog characters.

Sorta like how it seems he did the same with the Bible and "Sonichu" characters.

 

I'm talking about the whole 'Chris gone wild' arc. Macing a game stop employee. There's nothing like the blarms crisis.

Someone is clearly pumping him full of shit again. Not funny.

 

Don't say that just yet. Chris is nothing if not a person full of surprises.

 

If he could monetize live-streamed shows, he could grift a nice bit of money off of weens.

 

If somebody is smart* they'll volunteer technical support for his streams. They take a cut of the super chats. The weens are so fucking stupid, they'll never stop trolling Chris by giving him truckloads of money.

Chris could make thousands via hate watchers, like wings of redemption.

*By this I mean someone who's totally brain damaged in all aspects besides streaming knowledge