Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

Who the fuck is programing this idiot now.

 

The divine

 

Hopefully not the "Idea Guys" again...

Maybe it's that "Praetor" group at it?

 

Oh fuck he really does have the mandate of heaven

Who knows. Could be anyone. Or nobody if he's decided to homebrew his dementia this time.

 

If this is someone pulling another Idea Guy stunt than just remember this...

It's okay to call out weens and other weirdos that manipulate Chris with random and potentially dangerous nonsense, especially if they are doing morally dubious and or illegal shit for the "funny."

 

Any confession Chris will just deny or claim some other kind of BS like how the police were being mean and nasty.

Without a doubt. It's also okay to laugh when their own fuck ups and the like bite them in the ass if say someone managed to find out they were worse than Chris like with A-Log years back being no different from Chris or Hirtes being revealed as not just a A-Logger but a pathetic fifty something that not even the furry fandom wanted to do with.

At this point in being hung up on Megan, I wouldn't be surprised if other hang ups Chris had would still be around like the hatred of Michael Snyder. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if some of the Megan hang up is due to the fact she was more or less the closest thing Chris had to a friend after high school if not the only genuine friend, shaky as their friendship was down the line before Megan deciding to cut off any contact and association with Chris.

 

Likely because she's one of the few people who kind of really befriended him.

Being egotistical and jerk-y kind of makes it harder to make genuine friends.

 

"The Witch, The Bitch, and the Bastard" (2013)
CWC is almost certainly still angry with MLW, Megan, and Snyder

 

"Chris Chan" is most likely going to be on the "Love Quest" and hold grudges against all who really told him "no" for life.

 

When you consider those before her were either friends with Chris because Bob paid them or people that screwed with Chris in some way like Sarah Hammer did as a child or Joshua Martinez becoming a troll that tried to scam a PSP out of Chris, Megan was more or less the only person that was nice to Chris without having to be paid off, even if she did have Chris get her some things. At the very least she didn't pretend to be a gal-pal compared to Joshua trying to scam Chris while for Sarah, compared to Josh, what she did to Chris was back when both were kids.

Longstanding grudges from Chris would be unsurprising.

 

So Chris is Tweeting a lot of stuff. Nothing super interesting.

 

Fifteen years. That's how long ago Megan cut contact with Chris. Fifteen years.

 

It's also been twelve years since Chris's attempted vehicular manslaughter against Snyder, and twenty fucking years since the incident with Mary Lee Walsh. I thought Chris moved on from that. Have they not let it go?

 

Megan has moved on and wants nothing to do with Chris
MLW retired from public service as an educator, but has bizarre erotic fan art of her likeness floating around the internet
IDK what happened to Snyder, last I heard he went bankrupt and was in legal trouble (from his business failing)

also, it's lost on Chris that Snyder was nice and didn't want Chris convicted of a felony (because it would haunt him for the rest of his life) but would accept a restraining order and payment of his medical bills

 

Time flies when one is "being pony".

Spoiler

(he wore an MLP shirt with something like "done adulting be pony")

 

Not long enough.

 

well someone better get that back from them then

 

Chris. Chris never changes.

 

Maybe now that Chris returned to the internet the Cryptid Saga is over?