So... what now? (Post dismissal Chris)

well that didnt take long. also sucks to be the guys who actually did send letters, people gonna learn that not all attention is good attention

 

[a rainbow sticker of optimism]

 

Okay, hear me out.

Chris is not interacting with anyone online, but sightings of him are being posted on the internet. This is akin to how he first became "intahnet-famous". He says his return is coming, and he claims that Bob and Barb have Sonichu forms.

Sonichu itself has been re-connect to an unrecognizable level. Not only has Chris probably learned nothing from this, but he has probably unlearned a lot from his 40+ years while he was in jail and the group home (what little he has learned in his life).

Guys, I think we aren't just getting a reboot of Sonichu. I think we're about to get a reboot of Chris's life in general.

 

We'll know for sure when he posts a poorly-rehearsed rap online.

 

Whatever it is it’s sure going to be memorable. Remember how just a few months ago we thought Christory was done for good?

 

It's not?

 

What about calling this part of The Tale of Fail the "epilogue saga"?

nah

 

At this point I don't think he can. I think he'll live on forever like a God Emperor in Warhammer 40K.

 

wat

(I meant that I can consider "the show over" and move on even if "the show isn't over".)

 

Honestly when I heard the news Chris was dismissed? I found myself very surprised and even fucking confused on another level how the courts could fuck up so bad... ( I then remember Florida and it all made sense ) It actually explains why Chris is unfriending everyone on all their devices outside of a special few though, probably preparing for some grand return.

I worry that Chris will get some stupid idea to make people pay to be switch friends, pokemon go friends, or whatever. It feels like something Chris will pick up on from how some folks run their patreons. Probably a minor worry in the grand scheme of things though ( hopefully because weens WOULD pay for that for whatever shitty scheme they'll come up with next ). Just feel like Chris would try that shit and be successful if they make that a patreon tier but Chris would probably get banned from there if not already banned.

My biggest hope is this goes nowhere and there's no new sagas and things just fizzle out until Chris dies. Chris just makes a few more stupid pages and videos while we play the waiting game for it to truly be over. I imagine we WILL hear when Bard dies at least? I have no better answers because I can't even believe this didn't end with prison. As far as I'm concerned, I'd just like Chris' story to just end without another saga.

 

I mean, I blame Florida for everything soooo...

 

Challenge Accepted...

Initiating protocols...........

 

It’s weird that Chris had kept off the internet after getting out. Has he learned finally?

 

It's a joke about how the courts are messed and how people often point for Florida for the most messed up cases where a criminal "got away with their crime".

Thus: A florida joke.

 

Chris learning a lesson would mean Chris actually would make some effort to change. That and the lesson itself wasn't the wrong kind like "don't let the internet know about the healing sessions."

 

That is absolutely what he took from this. Did you not see all the ramblings about how we failed his test?

 

Thankfully not.