Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

Cue anyone sucking up to their efforts say how it's all important in the name of christory or some shit when this just ends up being no less pathetic than any of the things done by other weens.

 

“I got a picture of Chris playing a children’s card game at a hobby shop while dressed like a weird woman. This is important to Christory!”

 

Something about Chris really brings out the worst in people. I think the logic is weens believe ‘I can do all of this lolcow shit but at least I didn’t incest my mother so I’m better than Chris’.
But is that even necessarily true?

 

Chris also was seen at some New Age shop that sells crystals and shit. I guess the group home people let him have that stuff.

 

Did anyone get any information on what kind of Magic deck Chris was playing with? I need to get my own deck together when I go to Virginia to challenge him.

 

Apparently the cashier who worked at the New Age shop that spotted Chris said he still smells like shit which is surprising since you'd think they would make him shower unless he still has trouble shitting himself

 

He’s back to his ordinary life just without social media.

 

While it might have some in saying Chris still plays card games, I can already imagine the transphobic spergs flipping their shit in how Chris could diddle kids as a transperson and I can imagine the more general spergs would just justify said pic through the flimsiest excuse.

It's akin to people saying how they were better than Chris by not being a menace to society. That itself isn't to be commended so much as a thing anyone with at least a single brain cell would understand and follow. For a non-CWC comparison, that ween logic is like the DSP weens that donated money to a well in Africa just to say how they were better than DSP. Sure you did something nice but the reason you did this shit just to one up some rando on the internet, and a rando that would likely get confused looks from people not into the lolcow shit. That itself, trying to say "I'm more moral than this cuck/chud/lolcow/whatever noun" on the internet itself is worthy of being a red flag in saying the person is at least something of a jackass.

I wouldn't be surprised if the stench was at least semi-permanent on Chris and that it'd take more than just a bottle of shampoo and a hot shower to wash away the stench. Especially if years of terrible hygiene leaves an impression that takes a lot of effort to clean away than just a year or two in prison.

 

Do you think he still craves TMI-ing, TL;DR-ing, and seeking worship online?

(there is a fairly high chance he still does)

 

When you consider all the attention given to Chris from trolls, weens, and white knights and for how long it went on, the answer could speak for itself.

 

yeah, I mean, the first couple of photos were actually important since they let us knew how Chris was doing, but any more than that is a bit too much. I sure hope those photos aren't taken by people camping at those places looking for a glimpse of him because that would be pathetic

 

Ive been seeing a rise in Chris related videos on YT recently. It seems now is the time of the CWC content creator I guess.

 

yeah, his saga has sort of reached a bit of an epilogue it seems so it is a good time to make a video

 

It's because everyone wants clout. How many CWC documentaries do you even need to watch? They're all basically the same thing just with varying degrees of snark.

 

watching documentary on The Tale of Fail < reading the CWCki < not knowing that tale

(it'd be nice if I could've done that last one)

 

yeah, none of us really need to watch one, especially me who has been following it for over a decade at this point.

 

I've been following CWC since late 2010
the most recent video back then was the one where he said "online socialization is a bust"

that said, some people might just be learning about Chris now

 

Another sighting, this time outside of Chesterfield County.

Source: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Williamsburg_Premium_Outlets

Why do weens and wannabe Chistorians keep trying to mess with Chris?
It always never ends well, yet they keep doing it.
They're all like kids putting their hands on a hot stove and expecting not to get burned.

 

I wonder if Chris made friends in his group home? That lady with the white pants might be someone who works in the group home