Meta Random Thoughts and Questions

Remember when Chris got a Rubi Telenovela boxset from MyCoke Rewards for the simple fact there was boobs on the cover? Like, seriously, in the picture on the Cwcki, Rubi (I'm assuming) shows a lot of cleavage.

 

Classic Chris really was obsessed with sex and the female body in a very stereotypical teenage boy kind of way. Except his mind was more like a 6-year-old. Or something. I don't know.

 

That freak was a "little boy with a sex drive".

Ego convinced him he's an incestuous "goddess".

 

Fucking hell, I miss Chris's tard antics.

Why'd he have to go and be a mother fucker?

And no anti-justice resistance movements have tried to bust him out of jail.

We as a society have not failed completely...

Thanks.

I mean really thanks he should be in jail but you know what I mean.

 

So in other words, Chris is a disciple of Slaneesh and he doesn't even realize it?

 

You know how that Jackie troll contacted Chris on this local dating website (The Hook?) well, she made a fake profile and everything so I wonder if while trying to talk to Chris and be his sweetheart, if she got any emails from real men on the site not realizing she was a troll going after one specific person.

Especially since in her profile she talk about how much she loves sex which just being even a little bit sexually overt on a dating website will get tons of horny men after you. The troll who played her had to have gotten a slew of messages from other guys while she had the profile on the site who thought Jackie was real. I wish the troll would have shared those messages if that happened after they were found out by Chris because I am curious.

 

The troll in question was Alec Benson-Leary. Don’t know if that relates to anything specific, I just know he was active on Kiwi Farms for years after the era of large-scale trolling ended.

 

I regret not asking him that question honestly because I'd imagine the time he had that fake profile up on The Hook Cafe he got a lot of messages from thirsty guys not realizing it was fake

 

He should've added stuff to the profile that sounded obviously fake so most guys would leave him alone but Chris, given his naivete wouldn't know it.

 

I mean, I looked at the profile on the cwcki, to a horny guy thinking with his dick, nothing Alec would put on there wouldn't deter them because most of these guys don't read profiles.

source: my brief stint in online dating and testimonies of many other women, it doesn't matter what you say or put on your profile, most of these fuckboys you encounter on dating sites won't even read it and just message you.

 

Yeah, us guys can be pretty 'animalistic' (to put it nicely). The only thing they care about is some of that sweet, sweet Hunan province.

 

IIRC online dating was usually thought of as a bad idea when the Internet was new.

I think it's still risky today.

 

Ppl r so fickle.

That ax murderer was acquitted mkay?

 

I am a little bummed that the archive on Wayback Machine of the Trollin Train doesn't work completely. Like, it will show the forum and the list of threads in each subforum, but I will try to click the threads on the archive and nothing comes up which I am a little bummed about since there is the non-JenkinsJinkies posts that I am interested in (The JenkinsJinkies posts are archived on the Cwcki)

 

Why does he get only three years as a hippo as opposed to a cat?

 

I thought you were implying that Hippo Chris Chan would be too obese even by hippo standards, and thus die a premature death.

 

I totally disagree, but whatever