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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Yawning Sneasel, Feb 29, 2016.

  1. SecondInCommand

    SecondInCommand Ballpit. Please don't jump.

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    Null I believe at one point mentioned he was in the Panhandle of Florida.

    Chris would go there in the middle of January expecting 80° weather, how smart he is.
     
  2. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    It's almost poetic that, by the time Chris had encountered someone who had genuine romantic feelings for him, he had already resorted to fucking his mom. It's like some kind of weird-ass fable.
     
  3. Waitin' To Ruin His Fun

    Waitin' To Ruin His Fun OH GOOD, YER BACK

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    Crying and wanking, if there's any justice.
     
  4. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Hey I might be doing that for CLD this year.
     
  5. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    It's a case of the truth being crazier than fiction, because even Oedipus didn't realize who he was doing.
     
  6. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    And Mother's Day... :(
     
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  7. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    Probably mass debating, unless his hormone pills are still depressing his libido. Is he still getting those in jail?

    I'm sure they have plenty of drunks and crazies in jail shitting themselves and worse.
     
  8. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I have a feeling Chris isn't hasn't taken hormone pills in a while or at the very least they're not suppressing his libido given the whole mother fucking thing.
     
  9. SecondInCommand

    SecondInCommand Ballpit. Please don't jump.

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    If that's true, Oedipus had an excuse.
     
  10. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Reminds me of that old Tumblr post:
    "Oedipus, who ripped out his own eyes when he realized he fucked his mom:
    'It's called a WHAT complex!?'"
     
  11. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    That's another thing, Chris didn't rip out his own eyes in disgust
     
  12. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    It's literally a tragedy story of a self-fulfilling prophecy. Oedipus's parents got rid of him because he was prophesied to marry his mom, so he was raised by somebody else in another kingdom. He didn't know his bio-mom was his bio-mom when he married her, and when they found out, she killed herself and he stabbed his eyes out.

    Chris just fucked his mom on purpose.
     
  13. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    As far as we know of o_O
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If his bloated ego didn't impair him from following a deity, I imagine he'd follow both Nurgle and Slaanesh.
     
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  15. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    You're implying that he doesn't just follow them in secret.
     
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  16. SecondInCommand

    SecondInCommand Ballpit. Please don't jump.

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    Tardalot hasn't had internet access in 2 years almost.
     
  17. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Chris doesn't even have what it takes to be a rank-and-file cultist. He's the guy they sacrafice to summon the daemons.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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  19. SecondInCommand

    SecondInCommand Ballpit. Please don't jump.

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    Oh hell, is Chris's warped sense of reality any more deranged then what a cult leader can come up with?

    Don't even get me started on that hobo in a bed sheet rising after 3 days of being stoned to death.
     
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  20. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Chris-as-cult-leader quite literally crosses the line between outlandish and cartoonish.
     
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