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YouTube Chris Chan Online - the Return of the Sperg

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Oct 20, 2023.

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  1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat




    for posterity
    I guess Chris will communicate with the outside world via YouTube?

    "Chris Chan Online" sounds like a lame early 90s internet service provider :confused:
     
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    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Oct 20, 2023
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  2. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

    Seeing Chris return and post is like hearing a song you haven't heard in years play on the radio... Except it's a song that annoys you.
     
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    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Oct 20, 2023
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  3. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    *epic drums ensue*


    He says 'prepare for stupid' like we weren't prepared for it already...

    BTW, 'Flutter' is absolutely getting doxed. I don't approve but that's just what happens 'round here.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Oct 20, 2023
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Another way the lolcow hasn't changed: he still has that egotistical thirst for attention.

    If he was given advice to not make an ass of himself online, it seems he has forgotten it.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 20, 2023
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  5. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

    Not to victim-blame, but isn't Flutter aware of what's happened to all of the women who have associated with Chris over the years? I'm really surprised anyone would.
     
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    The Scrunkly, Oct 20, 2023
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  6. Commander Shadowsun

    Commander Shadowsun The Autist Formerly Known as Surtur

    Troll or real, her autism has to be close to Chris.
     
    Commander Shadowsun, Oct 21, 2023
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    So much for that "state-appointed social worker" theory.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 21, 2023
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  8. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

    Man this bad for Chris in terms of not getting completely brain fucked again.

    Tremendous opportunities for content tho I suppose. Not that any of it will be entertaining or interesting beyond trying to understand why Chris has incorporated _____ into his little universe.
     
    ShinyMetalAss, Oct 21, 2023
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  9. Chrus Chundlur

    Chrus Chundlur Member

    Having seen this grotesque video with:

    — Multiple Chrises filling the screen while flailing around and making uncanny valley faces in a desperate attempt at passing as human

    — All while he "sings" in the background, sounding like the last throes of a starving cat (but with a strangely catchy music base)

    ...now I know what you young'uns are talking about when you say a video is "cursed".
     
    Chrus Chundlur, Oct 21, 2023
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  10. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    Chris's new videos are terrible, but the editing is hilarious. Somebody else must be cutting him off mid-sentence because he's saying shit he shouldn't be saying online.
     
    Cyan, Oct 21, 2023
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  11. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

    Is the relentless finger-snapping a new thing?
     
    Henry Bemis, Oct 21, 2023
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  12. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

    At the very least, Chris Chan has finally figured out how to sing spew word vomit to instrumentals instead of just shouting words over vocals. That's technically an improvement, sort of. Still sucks, TBH.
     
    Ms. Mowz, Oct 21, 2023
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  13. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

    Of course he subscribed to twitter blue. Of fucking course he did.
     
    The Scrunkly, Oct 21, 2023
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  14. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

    "Is Chris getting better?"
     
    PigaDgrifm, Oct 21, 2023
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  15. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    yo, YO. This got me back and posting.

    Obviously a lot to unpack here.
    I think out of everything from an entertainment standpoint, the "Jesus And Pals" blurb is what does me in the most.

    It's also interesting as obviously his god-complex as a whole has been a long withstanding CWCism. But the (horribly poor) CPUHeart-Dimensional-Merge arc has obviously inflated that. Paired with his apparent Bible studies during prison, it's coming out even more so.
    Yet it's still shoehorned into whatever the hell this sorta interpretation is that Chris has of religion being some demigod prophet, but now referencing Jesus and God even further and trying to make it seem like an authentic take. It's not an arc I'd get behind if it goes too deep-in-the-weeds on dimension merge bullshit still with hopeful further videos. But it would be amusing to see how he spins it if trying to keep it kosher with JESUS.

    Beyond that, the other interesting take I've heard is that within the "Setting the Record Straight" vid he sounded under some sorta influence.
    To me, it was indeed reminiscent of being on some strong ass benzos. Like our boi was ready to nod off after popping some Xans. It's especially apparent in maybe the first 3 minutes or so.

    However despite that I don't THINK that's the exact case. He perks up in the later half of the video and stops slurring his words. There were some horribly butchered words he slurred in just the first minute, but given he snapped out of it I'm not really convinced. There's so many factors taking a toll on his cognition, I'd not be surprised if he slips in and out of this kind of state just normally. OR it's that paired with lighter med effects.
    Any thoughts on that bit from others?
     
    Glaive, Oct 21, 2023
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  16. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

    So Chris tried singing in the new video? I wonder if that means we'll get a new NEETwood Mac Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album.
     
    The Scrunkly, Oct 21, 2023
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  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Simple: he's crazy.

    (or at least very delusional)
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 21, 2023
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  18. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    Let's not overthink it.
    'Jesus and Pals' is from South Park. That's why he's using it.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Oct 21, 2023
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  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    From the time he mashed 2 corporate mascot cartoon characters together to "avoid using copyrighted characters" on that CD cover project, to that South Park thing, his lack of originality hasn't really changed that much...

    (although that South Park thing could be because weens)
     
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    ToroidalBoat, Oct 22, 2023
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  20. Chrus Chundlur

    Chrus Chundlur Member

    The video description claims he edited it, but I call bullshit, Chris doesn't have that kind of patience or any kind of competence, it'd have looked way, way shittier.
    Me too, but on the other hand, you couldn't pay me enough to sit through that Christmas Play horseshit he also uploaded.
     
    Chrus Chundlur, Oct 22, 2023
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