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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

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  1. Alice Margatroid

    Alice Margatroid Seven-Colored Puppeteer

    What if Chris was trolling us this whole time?;

    *rates self Optimistic*
     
    Alice Margatroid, Mar 5, 2016
    #21
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  2. Yawning Sneasel

    Yawning Sneasel Well-Known Member

     
    Yawning Sneasel, Mar 5, 2016
    #22
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  3. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

    If chris does nothing ,then how can he shit himself ?
     
    Foulmouth, Mar 5, 2016
    #23
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  4. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

    what if chris was phone?
     
    dormiebasne, Mar 5, 2016
    #24
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  5. Arcanine

    Arcanine Best Fire Dog Mon

    His skeleton would pop right the fuck out.
     
    Arcanine, Mar 5, 2016
    #25
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  6. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    Glaive, Mar 5, 2016
    #26
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  7. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

    He'd fucking die, m8.
     
    dormiebasne, Mar 5, 2016
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  8. broke dick dog

    broke dick dog Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    what if chris went to gamestop and spread bobs ashes upon the xbox rack
     
    broke dick dog, Mar 5, 2016
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  9. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

    What if @dormiebasne was Chris all along? I swear, I saw him wearing a striped, clown shirt just the other day and muttering about a "love quest" or something...
     
    Corgi, Mar 5, 2016
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  10. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

    Any rumours of my being in any way, shape or form, related to Christian "Christine" Weston Chandler and his/her/its life are greatly exaggerated and, to make use of the vernacular, fucking bullshit.
     
    dormiebasne, Mar 5, 2016
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  11. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    If he exerted no effort whatsoever, any food waste in his system might still pass through given enough time. We need @Strewth for a fancified medical opinion on this one.
     
    Hellblazer, Mar 5, 2016
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  12. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

    What if Chris was someone else?
     
    exball, Mar 5, 2016
    #32
  13. Strewth

    Strewth The Macho King

    As part of the autonomic nervous system, the muscles of the GI tract would still - in theory - continue to work even during periods of extreme bodily inactivity.
    However, gastropariesis of varying severity is common amongst people with type 1 or 2 diabetes, and given the poor state of Chris' diet and health it can only be a matter of time before even shitting himself becomes difficult.
     
    Strewth, Mar 6, 2016
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  14. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    What if the duck is no longer bent?
     
    NotAriel, Mar 7, 2016
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  15. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

    What if Chris was dead?
     
    Corgi, Mar 7, 2016
    #35
  16. Kappashiro Nietzschieri

    Kappashiro Nietzschieri Deep in the Ocean Engineering Thoughts

    We would be all really sad and come to his funeral
     
    Kappashiro Nietzschieri, Mar 7, 2016
    #36
  17. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

    chris died yesterday. he was so broken up over barb's passing.
     
    dormiebasne, Mar 7, 2016
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  18. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

    I didn't want to believe that it was true, until I read this on the CWCki this morning. I'm so sad. I don't want to believe.
     
    Corgi, Mar 7, 2016
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  19. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    Never figured auto-erotic asphyxiation would've been what got Barb. Someone needs to make PSAs for television about the dangers of it.
     
    Hellblazer, Mar 7, 2016
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  20. bungholio

    bungholio Deader than the parents on "Party Of Five".

    What if Chris got Barb pregnant?
     
    bungholio, Mar 7, 2016
    #40
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