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Meta Is Chris actually capable of holding down a job?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Major Tech Priest, May 17, 2018.

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Could Chris hold a job?

  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. In CWCville he's already the mayor, you idiot.

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  1. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    I’m confused
     
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  2. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    I think Frank is funny....
     
  3. Soniblue

    Soniblue Sonichu's arms are NOT blue!

    Not in the least. Ignoring weens who will call to harass the other staff and get Chris fired Chris also has terrible work ethic, would have trouble with STRESS, and would probably get pissy if he got in trouble or had to redo something. This is a man who takes several hours to draw and color one page of Sonichu.
     
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    There's always something new to learn about Christory.

    Is that freakish pen(cil) grip the reason Chris takes so long to draw?
     
  5. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

    Pretty much. If only he knew how to do it correctly.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    The same could be said for a lot of other stuff Chris does...
     
  7. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

    No
    /thread

    Don't people already buy his garbage and old toys?
     
  8. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Are the admins capable of stopping this thread from happening for the 9,001st time?
     
  9. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

    I believe this is the first thread pertaining to this particular question. I made sure to check before creating it, and made sure that the thread followed all CWCki club rules and guidelines. I hope I wasnt wrong in any of this.
     
  10. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

    As much as the topic has been beaten to death both over the years and at the Farms, there’s no harm in having a single thread about it here.

    Three pages in is not the time to complain, as it’s already been a here for a while, and backseat modding is not the way to go about it.
     
  11. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

    The fun part of things like this, he's both. So debate about it is fun. I think if he was in a situation where he was pressed to literally, he could manage to hold a job. Anything else he will be willing to do anything aside work.

    He's not too dumb if a group home jail (JULAAAY for even mentioning))) etc he could do something. He's not that fucking spaced and retarded. But he will do almost damned anything to get a real job including cutting back on lego and that to him is a war crime.
     
  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Hasn't Chris often said that his creating of the medallions and comics is his "job"?
     
  13. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    he hasn't made medallions in months, so its become about the same as his comic production.

    I also think he's tired of making those cheap necklaces since he wanted to hire people to make them with a lot of confusing conditions.
     
    Last edited: Aug 11, 2018
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  14. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Wait, was that when Chris was trying to make his all-female Sonichu company as an excuse to sexually harass his employees?
     
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  15. HumanityIsDoomed

    HumanityIsDoomed Active Member

    I think someone talked him into that video, though. He was reading from a script written by "an associate."
     
  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    I don't remember all the conditions he listed, I just remember he was like 'you can keep 100% of the profits, but you work for me and I'll somehow make money.'

    I want to say it occurred before Idea Guy but this does sound as stupid as some of the stuff chris did during the duo's control over him.
     
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  17. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

    I'm pretty sure Chris wrote everything and he only said his "associate" wrote the scrip to cover up his lack of preparation. If you listen to the "mission statement" it reaks of Cwcisms, nonsense business jargon, and heaps of wish fulfillment. Its hands down the funniest thing to come out of the finachu saga.
     
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  18. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

    Yes, but it would be hard. And he may get fired a lot. Hence why he needs a tugboat.
     
  19. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    yeah, that associate part is what now makes me think Idea Guy had something to do with it, but it probably just be me tying the duo to shit they had no part in due to the vast amount of time Idea guy spent with chris.
     
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  20. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

    The Lady Managers were behind that. It was before Idea Guy.