9/26 - Quinn breaks up with Chris

At this point I think no fucks are given.

Give the man an internet cookie.

 

I mean, yeah, I know it's not exactly a state secret, most likely, but it always seemed kinda weird that JQ set their "first date" over a month in advance. Almost as if she was going "Yeah, he'll fuck shit up waaaaaaaay before our date, then I'll have the opening to "dump" him..."

 

its possible that Jessie planned it and waited for some excuse to drop chris. On the other hand she herself might be autistic and just wanted to play white knight for a while and finally got bored of him. We won't know unless Jessie leave some of their private messages on our proverbial porch.

 

CWC-related stuff always gets leaked.

It's almost like a law of nature at this point.

 

If this is over Chris continuing to stalk doopie, does this make her the new Mary Lee Walsh?

 

I was going to sarcastically remark "well that was unexpected", but it sort of was. I thought this'd go at least as far as Oct 6th.

Honestly, I reckoned if she had a plan to fuck with Chris and wasn't just some sort of weirdo which is increasingly what I had her tagged as, it'd be to get as far as the date, publicise it and then rely on weening fucktards to come along and ruin it.

I'd say Megan would be a closer analogy. ie. someone he fucked with and then can't stop obsessing about subsequently. I wonder will he be mistreating lego figures of her in a few years' time.

Also, since Jessica appears to be a nutcase, this is probably the best thing that's ever happened to Chris.

 

So was this Jessay's endgame? To make Chris cry? That's pretty fucked up...

 

The prevailing theory was that JQ was accidentally on purpose dropping hints as to where and when the date would be for the weens to show up to mess with Chris. ("We have a date on Oct 6th at this theater at this time.....don't you weens DARE show up to bother us....")

It *could* be that JQ possibly didn't want to go through with it, so she called an audible and "broke up" with Chris, or Chris shooting himself in the foot and continuing to stalk Doopie really *did* piss her off. I'm sure at some point it'll all come to light.

 

This seems fake AF. Like they’re in on something together...

 

I'd love to say 'wew' and be done with it, but:

I'm kind of in the same boat here. I'm not sure what this talk about Chris "lying" is, assuming it's not about his gender, but something seems fishy. Look at Quinn's face there, does that look like genuine anger to you?

 

Part of me wants to say that there's no way Chris would be able to pull off a ruse like this, since he can't even keep a sock puppet account going for more then a day.

On the other hand, it *does* seem a little weird that Chris apparently fucked things up as usual, but there's no real obvious clue as to what it is he did.

 

If this is real, I'm glad it's over. She kinda freaked me out a little. And this was boring.

 

I think it’s a ruse concocted by “Jessica”. In a day or 2 they’ll claim they “trolled the trolls”. All the while she’s just a troll. I also suspect she’s been taking control of his social media and posting for him.

 

Anything is possible with Chris

 

Hirtes is going to strip the skin of his dick during tonight's "celebrations."

 

Their profiles have returned to the "it's complicated" status. Also, on this status, Jessica tells him he made the right choice.

 

I legit don't have the heart to even watch this video. Just from the thumbnail alone, Chris just looks so pathetic and inconsolable....

 

Just captured it myself, with Jessica’s comment
https://imgur.com/gallery/sdYgO

LOOKS LIKE CHINA’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

 

Well shit, plot twist.....

 

And that's why these girlfriend sagas are mostly shit.