Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Is this guy ever going to have a massive stroke from all the pressure building up in his skull from pent up chris rage?

 

Never mind all the pent up Trump rage on his other alts.

 

Looks like he's had another account going for a bit: https://twitter.com/MariaJunice (http://archive.is/zXh0k)

Spoiler

 

Take it from Hirtes on alt accounts making you look crazy and sad.

The UVA caricature did make me laugh... the first time, then he kept posting it.

 

Hirtes needs to take his own advise and just let shit end

 

Him finding out about he Nazi Furries (of course they exist) is like any Youtuber who makes videos on games and cartoons discovering that people draw poor of game and cartoon characters. They freak out, younger people freak out, and everyone else is either like "I knew about that already," or "Did you really expect to live your life not knowing this."

 

You know given Hirtes's history as a furry and way its phrased he might not mean this as an insult.

 

Hirtes confirmed for NaziFur?

 

Uber Stalker: "Own up to your own stalker behavior."

Jeez Chris never followed Doopie on over fifty different accounts.

 

I feel that this whole "saga" (for lack of a better term) has turned into.an internet version of a Punch and Judy show.

 

What is up with Chris's weirdest orbiters being weirdly old? You'd think Hirty Boy was a 12 year old with not enough supervision and too much Mountain Dew. I'd tell him to go play with his grandchildren but I don't think that's applicable here.

 

What I assume is its retirees or, in Hirtes case, people consigned to milking Uncle Sam's teet forever.

 

Has Hirtes been quiet lately?

 

He's probably in a rage induced coma from Chris now dating Jessica