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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

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    0.0%

  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  6. ButtHurts

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  8. Doing the Godbear's work

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    By far the latter.
     
    Sad Ken, Aug 30, 2017
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  2. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    So much for Hirtes being "bored" with harassing Chris. Lasted a whole day...
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 30, 2017
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  3. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Hirtes probably thinks we buy his line that all his alts are different people.
     
    Princess Celestia, Aug 30, 2017
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  4. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    The big 5-0, the golden alt, is coming.
    Whoever finds it tag me so I can throw some confetti at this thread
     
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    Pibot, Aug 30, 2017
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  5. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Aug 31, 2017
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  6. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    What is this man's endgame?
     
    Pibot, Aug 31, 2017
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  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Giving meaning to his own miserable existence
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 31, 2017
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  8. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Presumably, his stated goal is along the lines of trolling Chris off the internet to protect innocent maidens everywhere from his autistic advances, or some such bollocksology of a justification for what he does.

    But reality is he hasn't got an endgame, outside of eventually getting bored and giving up. I'd say attention and status is the closest thing to one, but that's not really an endgame in the sense that getting attention won't cause him to be satisfied and stop making socks.
     
    Sad Ken, Aug 31, 2017
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  9. Nightmarediztydoo

    Nightmarediztydoo Well-Known Member

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    so why is he still around? chris is bad, but he has a right to be around the net like every one else. not harassing innocents but still around.
     
    Nightmarediztydoo, Aug 31, 2017
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  10. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Aug 31, 2017
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  11. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Lol Run Ivy run!
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Aug 31, 2017
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  12. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Sep 1, 2017
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  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Would you two get it over with and make out already.
     
    Minimal Effort, Sep 1, 2017
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  14. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Princess Celestia, Sep 1, 2017
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  15. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    50 more alts!
    50 more alts!
     
    Pibot, Sep 1, 2017
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  16. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Next year he'll probably hit the 10,000 mark.
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 1, 2017
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  17. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    To celebrate his 50th alt (and because I had nothing better to do), I took a count of how many tweets Mikey has made.

    Anyone wanna take a guess?
     
    Another Fellow, Sep 1, 2017
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  18. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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  19. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Too many.
     
    Minimal Effort, Sep 1, 2017
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  20. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    At least 1000, so I'll put the range at 1000-1500
     
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