Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Agreed, @Minimal Effort. Far too many. As in 7,875 tweets between all fifty of these accounts. Chris has responded approximately five times.

this is what michael considers a valuable and useful way to spend his time

 

Jesus I made a comment a while back that Hirtes writes a thousand tweets for every Chris Tweet but I didn't think that was an underestimate.

 

This is what makes Hirtes worse than A-Log. A-Log went out of his way to make videos where he put forth his opinions (in a dumb way) and actually presented his thoughts on Chris. Meanwhile Hirtes tweets at him in possibly the most try-hard way of all time from the comfort of whatever abode he resides in.

 

Oh no chris alt gave him atention!

 

And not a drop a self awareness was to be found.

 

Well the Repo Man one is pretty funny. So he's like 1 for 50.

 

And ADF, Vade, Brianna Wu and every SJW ever don't?

 

I suppose what Hirtes was trying to say, in his ween-ish way, is that, in his mind, Chris is the type of person who will come sperging along, dressed as a woman and go "Oh hey, so uh....I'mma go into the ladies room, you know, cause I'm a lady....", and that Republicans will point to that and go "Now see, *that* is why we can't have that transgender bathroom protection in place...."

 

It seems to be an a logging prerequisite that they eventually claim that Chris is giving autistic people, sonic the hedgehog fans, bronies, transgender people, people who drink their own cum, ect a bad name.

 

I don't know any employers at minimum wage jobs who search every potential hire's name on Google. However, I'm pretty sure that since it is such a big part of his life he would bring it up early, possible even mention it on his resume or bring it up in a job interview. Also, if he posted about his new job on Facebook or wherever, you can bet money that someone will phone up the store and make it known to the people working there.

It seems weird that he mentioned the flooded house out of nowhere. I never mentioned my slightly damp mansion due to a leaky roof, or the fact that I'm staying in my slightly smaller second mansion while it's getting repaired to you guys.

 

Hirtes lives in Iowa last time I checked. It's pretty low to claim you were the victim of a disaster so that people will have sympathy for you online because you hate an autistic man child.

 

Never really heard of Hirtes before, but wow is he persistent.

 

Just like syphilis. Seriously the ammount of socks that keep mutating, its like the begining of a viral infection.

Is Hirtes a computer virus that has gained self awareness?

 

At what point does Hirtes psyche get fractured to the point that he has multiple alt accounts, who are arguing viciously with each other from different perspectives, all with him being unaware of it?