FB 4/22 - Barb borrowed from life insurance for bills

So someones mom paied for the shirt... basement dwelling weens.

 

Honestly, I'm disappointed in whoever bought the shirt, the totem too. Things like that should have wallowed on Ebay, unpurchased. These two items have fed into chris's delusion that he's some unsung Picasso or Geroge Lucas. I mean, this is just chris delaying the inevitable. Sooner or later blah blah blah impending financial doom speech #23.

I'm getting blueballed with this 'my family's in trouble, buy this worthless crap' routine, I think chris's finally going to hit rock bottom so he can grow up (because chris only responds to negative stimuli) and then something unbelievable like this happens and gets to waddle away from danger. time and time again. I mean they're getting diminished returns on this crap but... jesus christ... For a dimwit chris has the devil's luck.

 

As an approach to myself, the funds still have not been transfered. Untill then I will remian calm and then go off on basement dwelling weens.

 

Somebody should call Chris and tell him he is a shirty artist. I vote for you. Don't forget to yell "JULAAAAAAAAAY".

 

gOD I can't believe someone actually paid that much for the fucking totem and the dispute played out
god fucking dammit why do weens do this

 

Truthfully, I'd defer that prestigious honor to you. You seem to have the passion for it.

 

Let's keep the passive aggressive comments to PM, kiddies.

On Topic: I'm really intrigued as to how this supposed 25k payout is going to play out.

 

We know how it'll play out.
IF this doesn't turn out to be a ween and the deal isn't canceled (I don't know how ebay works, never bothered with the site) Chris will be happy for a few weeks, and piss away a large chunk of the money on toys. With that much bank the bills will be paid but nothing will be saved for a rainy day. In a month's time chris will be back to hawking crappy merch and begging for money.

Not one lesson learned.

 

Saved money? Hah, not when there's vidya games and Lego's a plenty to be had!

 

these may be either weens or counter trolls, I am going towards the latter

 

Curious to hear that Barb has life insurance. That's like the first time I've ever heard of her trying to help Chris out.

 

Counter trolls?

"Hah, I had my mom drop 25k to buy Chris' diseased shirt! Take that, trolls!"

 

speaking of, I'm kinda stunned chris hasn't bought the nintendo switch yet. Even if he doesn't have a dime he always seemed to get the next vidya game system without fail. His next big splurge?

 

Hell, with 25k (supposedly) coming, I'm pretty certain that'll be on his list of shit to buy.

 

More like she didn't want the electricity cut. She can not gaze upon the hoard in the dark.

 

well they could be doing it to piss us off

 

She could always just merge with the hoard and be like the trash heap from Fraggle Rock.

 

Well, the "the winner's mom is going to pay me 25k" comment confirms imminent weenery. Of course, this is assuming that Chris doesn't accidentally destroy the shirt in the "restoration" process.

This is not the first time she's made this move. Barb has borrowed from Chris' life insurance at least a couple times before this (note that he said "our"). Shit must have gotten real enough for her to make another desperate move to stave off the repo men until after she's kicked the bucket.