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So... what now? (Post dismissal Chris)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ShinyMetalAss, Aug 26, 2023.

  1. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

    I mean, it is a good thing Chris has his tugboat because I am not sure how he will be able to get his tugboat himself unless some of the people in the group home help him.

    Also, yeah, being institutionalized sucks from what I heard it is even more restrictive than prison in most cases
     
  2. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    If I know Twitter (no I'm not calling it X, fuck you Muskrat), it was probably mainly Breaking Bad memes and AI deepfakes when the announcement was made.
     
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  3. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

    here's hoping.

    this is very much the case with things like institutions/group homes, especially with their prior criminal history, though actual structure will help somewhat with someone like chris even if it seems far too late to do any actual correction unless by the grace of god they reach an epiphany during group counseling and actually make changes... but you know how that might go.
     
  4. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

    It would be best for everyone for Chris to get a log cabin somewhere with his toys and just lay low for the next 40 years but it aint happening.
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    IDK that could be the start of something bad
    he starts reading philosophical critiques of modern times and technology
    his idyllic life is interrupted by a new building project in the area
    he goes off the rails and starts mailing angry letters of gibberish to people at universities and airlines
    it's the start of the Una-sperger
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    with glitter-filled envelope?

    (which he's already done IRL)
     
  7. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

    lol, lmao even.
     
  8. Piss Man

    Piss Man Fighter of The Kiss Man

    "The Idea Guys' influence and its consequences have been a disaster for the city of CWCville......."
     
  9. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

    Genuinely correct. In hindsight none of it was even that funny
     
  10. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

    It was never funny. They are responsible for the worst Chris content. The only objectively funny bits were:

    1) Chris believing there's a super weapon on the moon
    2) The Idea guys themselves getting caught buying Vidya with the money they stole from Chris (someone who is disabled btw).
     
  11. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

    Imagine stealing from a disabled person to fund your own gay-ass lifestyle. Lol. LAMO even.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    If the "Idea Guys" had not created a clusterbomb of fail to score le epic ween and steal money?

    Then there may have been no "goddess" delusions and later Christ delusions in The Tale of Fail.
     
  13. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

    I keep misreading the "post-dismissal" part of the thread's title as "disappointment". Probably something to do with this whole thing being a disappointment.
     
  14. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

    I think it’s basically impossible for the tugboat to get taken away unless he’s in prison.
     
  15. SonichuShoes

    SonichuShoes Well-Known Member

    According to the CWCki, Chris's car was spotted at his old house. Has it been confirmed if that car actually belongs to him?
     
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  16. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    Its license plate reads SONCIHU so probably.

    Also I can't get over how disgusting the sonichu medallion looks now.
    upload_2023-9-5_10-13-28.png
     
  17. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

    Almost like it's a metaphor or something hur dur
     
  18. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

    The car is the one thing I would expect the banks to take but I guess it’s too crappy for them to bother.
     
  19. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

    first thing Chris does is literally go back to Branchland Court not learning anything
     
  20. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

    It's fucking remarkable isn't it?
     
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