The Official Waterthread - In Which Waterman’s Retardation is Collected

After all i still dont understand who is he, what is trying to do and say.

 

Phil is now doing impersonations of a watermelon.

 

Watermelon is a want to be Troll who happens to have a close link to Chris through Facebook and by being related to a prominent white knight. Waterhead comments on almost all of Chris's Facebook stuff knowing that a least some people who follow chris will read it. He hasn't produced anything entertaing in the way he intended it as far as I recall.

 

He's a sperg with a transcript who jumps between weening and whiteknighting that doesn't deserve to be a lolcow because he's so fucking unfunny despite what he does and says. He also wrote an Ed, Edd and Eddy crossover fanfic. He says he's got some master trolling plan and we should all bow down to his genius when in reality he's just an attention whore. And he got fucking annihilated by Alec Benson Leary.

tl;dr He's your average ween.

 

was this intentional or just rando picture?

 

William isn't very good at being the only voice of reason.

 

Waterways isn't very good at being coherent, let alone reasonable.

 

you were expecting anything less than incoherence?

 

It's been a while since Watercolours did anything, which is odd since most of his posts are comments on Chris' stuff and Chris has been posting fairly frequently.

Is Waterfall kill?

 

he is literally too boring to post about, but since you asked:

No, watermelon is not kill

 

Wow, he really is a non-entity. It takes real skill to be even less relevant than Kengle.

 

You know, for some reason I was reminded of something Quorthon once said about his fans, which I think applies to what Chris must have to deal with on a daily basis.

Basically, Quorthon was routinely sent gross things like dead animals and blood by his fans because they assumed that he liked the disgusting and morbid things for some reason. He also didn't enjoy receiving regular fan-mail, saying something like this:

"I don't like responding to my fans, I usually get messages like 'I think you're amazing, and I love your music' which gives me no way to respond other than 'Yes, I am great and I make great music', which I don't like doing. I also get messages from people who hate my music or don't understand my music, which always made me uncomfortable." Keep in mind that I'm paraphrasing here. I could probably find the actual interview if I tried (Quorthon interviews are kind of rare), but I think that's pretty much what he said.

 

Probably a good time to mention that the CWCki never includes any of Waterman's comments unless they are commented on by Chris. So if it look like Waterman doesn't exist on the Facebook section of the CWCki, then that just means the system works.

 

Funny thing is that on other user wikis Waterman is mentioned quite a bit for being a wanna-be troll who is a little more dedicated (annoying) than most. Of course, when I say user wikis I'm talking about more obscure wikis that are similar to wikifur, which is basically a wiki which documents furries and any kind of furry art.

Here's Chris's page on Wikifur. It's kind of funny how short it is.

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Christine_Weston_Chandler

 

Still waiting on chapter 2 of his fanfic...

 

It's right here. It took years, but it's right here.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7070469/2/A-New-Ed-in-Town

 

"And that entire paragraph was a horrid display of telling without showing, because the omniscient narrator is too lazy to show these changes with anything that takes more effort than brisk yet boring exposition."

Oh shit, he broke da forf well!!!! He's as edgy az da Killpool guiz!!!!!

Seriously, this should have been my sign to stop. I still don't know how I finished this garbage, and it's only the first chapter.

 

yall are stonger men than i to actually read this tripe

 

Pointing out your own flaws and not doing anything about it only makes you look like an arse.