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The Official Waterthread - In Which Waterman’s Retardation is Collected

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Anya, Jan 31, 2017.

  1. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    What I don't understand is this: he is somewhat close to Chris, so how does he not know what shit to avoid doing so that he can come across as less 'spergy?
     
  2. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    That answer is obvious. He wants to come across as 'spergy'. He wants the attention that sites like this give to Chris.
     
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  3. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I don't think his 'sperginess is intentional. That seems like he's genuinely 'spergariffic.
     
  4. Luna

    Luna Well-Known Member

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    He has a serious lack of self-awareness and doesn't really pick up on what people consider "spergy".
     
  5. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Oh, he's definitely spergy (he has autism after all), but he also adds some extra sperginess on purpose to get attention.
     
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  6. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    But true 'sperglords generally aren't aware enough to realize what is 'spergtastic in their own behavior and thus don't know which 'sperg traits to amplify.
     
  7. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Case in point ...
     
  8. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Oh, I acknowledge my level of assburgers. But you have to be at a whole other level to pull what Watermelon has.
     
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  9. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    It might not be only for attention. He might be the type who uses chris as some way to prove he's a good dude, but he probably uses him to feel better by taking jabs at chrisst, either that or he thinks he's funny by picking on him.
    No matter what, you lose Elliot
     
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  10. Flame the Sunbird

    Flame the Sunbird Well-Known Member

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    Jennifer Marie speaks for us all.

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  11. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    That's like, the most idiotic thing WEW has ever said, and it's something that maybe, a child might believe.
     
  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    In b4 WEW goes "HUR DUR, I ONLY SAID THAT TO TROLL CHRIS!"
     
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  13. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Waterfuck does it again.

    He does fucking nothing.
     
  14. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    how do you fuck up this badly?
     
  15. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    A friend of mine has a quote,
    "Don't be the guy who shits his pants to be funny, you're not funny, you're just a guy who shits his pants."
    Waterman shits his pants, he may think he's some genius troll, but he's just a guy who shits his pants.
     
  16. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Just like chris, just less original.
     
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  17. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Chris agrees that Waterman is an idiot.

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  18. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    "Mmm, yeah, Waterman, you're such an idiot! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to sew this shirt so I can get my 25 thousand dollars!"
     
  19. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Would these two meet up already and get the autistic slap fight over with.
     
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  20. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    What we sometimes forget is why we like Chris.
    Chris, despite troll interference, is organic. The "future message?" 100% pure Chris. Sonichu pre-trolling? All Chris. The trolling reactions is the cheese on your French Onion soup, yeah you like it, but you didn't need it. Before ED, PVCC, and the CWCki, Chris was just a weirdo with delusions of grandeur, posting his bizarre comic to am empty void and patting himself on the back while expecting to be the next Stan Lee, and at the end of the day, that's why we love him.
    Waterman though...
    He clings to Chris so he can get that pre-made audience so he can be a super-serious Internet personality and get all the attention when in reality he's a guy from Nothing But Pine Treesville, Maine and when all is said and done nobody cares about your Internet fame.
    Chris wanted good attention and fame, Water just wants attention.