The Official Waterthread - In Which Waterman’s Retardation is Collected

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  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    It's only natural for somebody to try and use a phenomenon to promote themselves, but in the way Waterbottle does it...he really does just come off as a ween. There's being associated with Chris yet still holding your own achievements (read: Liquid Chris going on to be a doctor) and then there's basing your entire schtick around "trolling" Chris without doing much else outside of that (and no, I don't count that fanfic because writing two chapters of a fanfic over the course of several years is more pathetic than notable).
     
  2. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    And /thread
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    O <-- the loop
    . <-- me

    So what's the deal with Waterman? All I really know about him is that he tries to get Chris to notice him.
     
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  4. B.R.A.Z.I.L.

    B.R.A.Z.I.L. State of Mind

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    This is waterman whole purpose on life, and the only thing somebody needs to know about him tbh.
     
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  5. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    I think he thinks he's an epic troll in making but in reality, he's just an uninteresting version of Chris. Aka one that spergs about some shit but leads a normal life
     
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  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Basically, this. He's a complete and total goober, but he constantly plays it off that he's "TOTES TROLLING CHRIS!" in hopes that people will believe him.
     
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  7. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Where is the page of his dos games?
     
  8. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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  9. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Waterman was so salty over getting banned from some Commander Keen blog that he paid Chris $100 to produce a Sonichu story that had a single page for begging the mod to unban him.

    That's fucking stupid.
     
  10. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Autisim leading the autustic.
     
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  11. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Even after Chris publicly mocked him in the comic pages he had commissioned, Waterman is still giving money to him.

    screenshot-www.patreon.com 2017-07-02 11-41-13.png
     
  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    When Chris winds up looking like the smarter person in a scenario, you know you're fucked.
     
  13. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Anna's cousin (
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    ) who tries the brute male side of the tactics coin that his cousin still represents the other gendered side of in the game of controlling Chris for attention on the internet.

    Also a financial cuckold who is a likely source of the leaked comic pages from the subscriber base of this relaunch of the long delayed new issues.
     
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  14. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    So, is anyone interested to see what would happen if Waterman were put in the new comics? I could see him being neither a hero nor a villain, but just somebody whose mediocrity is there to make both heroes and villains look good. He could be like the Jerry Smith of CWCville.
     
  15. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Banasaur was basically Waterman. Even Chris thought the idea was dumb and quickly put him on a bus.
     
  16. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Bananasaur was so retarded looking that I just scrolled past anything with him in it. It takes something extra-special to stand out in a Sonichu comic like that.
     
  17. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I didn't even know he existed (I skipped Sonichu 11). Holy crap, an "expert rad gamer"? That fucking 90's lingo.
     
  18. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    and thats why he got poochied
     
  19. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Worst fucking collaboration since Lulu.
     
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  20. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    A whole lot of tertiary Sonichu characters get Poochied.