The Official Waterthread - In Which Waterman’s Retardation is Collected

As pointed out by @Hurtful Truth Level Watermelon responded to the Megan post.
Except Watermelon really isn't the person to call Chris out on narcissism.

 

Also in the ABL vs. Watermoron thread, I like how he was skeptical that ABL really had a job, went to college and drew Asperchu in his spare time, because no one works their way through school and has side projects as well.

 

probably because it was tough for watermelon to struggle through school to get his coveted transcript

 

Wow waterman is even worse than I thought

 

Not to mention at least half of the comments Waterhead makes are complete non-sequiturs that "don't really apply" to the post he's commenting on.

 

Jeez. He thinks he's Machiavelli or some shit.

Watermelon, that is, not ABL.

 

Oh, yeah, so Chris did a tour of a playground today -

Waterman went to a playground at a school during classes when he was an adult once and got the cops called on him. I thought that was pretty funny.

 

Waterman mentioned he was doing a "work-study" program, which is a job students would kill to have.
If it's like any work-study program at my school it means he had a job on campus, not a real job like working at the dining hall, but a easier job which was like checking for student ID at the computer lab or working at the help desk at the student center or a dorm. Something the campus offers that could let students study or work on homework while at work, since they'll have a lot of down time. These are jobs that need a body present, and that's about it, so they hire students at the University, pay them minimum, and sometimes offer reduced tuition. The point is so that students who need to work for their tuition, or work in general if they're not on daddy's dime, don't have to kill themselves trying to balance work and school.
So maybe Waterman was working full time, but he had that time to finish his schoolwork. My guess, he probably watched YouTube videos the whole shift then complained he struggled with school because he had no time to study because "I worked all day."

 

That Earthbound Scratch-'N-Sniff Card video leaves no doubt in my mind that Waterman is even more autistic than Chris. That's some nuclear-grade autism right there.

 

Its incredible how Chris-like Waterman sounds at times during the ABL conversation. Like how he and Chris think Alec is going to research them and Waterman belittles Alec for not doing so.

Also I loved how he outright brags about doing 3.1 miles in 25 minutes like its a herculean feat. I could do about the same in sixth grade and I wasn't anything special.

 

Watermelon, just like Chris, seems to love boasting about his incredible physical condition. Except like Chris, he's pathetic compared to any normal person.

 

Does Waterfall have his own ED page? I have the hunch that if Waterbottle keeps pestering the farms he'll eventually become a fully-fledged lolcow (who everybody will christen the next CWC) when the lovely gentlemen at ED find out what disgusting bullshit he's been doing behind the scenes. And then he'll claim that that was his plan all along and we should bow down to his trolling genius.

 

He has a paragraph or two about him on a page dedicated to the people around CWC but doesn't have his own ED page as far as I know.

 

Happy barfday William.

 

Well done William Rainman you befriended CWC.

 

One does not simply be friends with Chris. If Megan couldn't do it, nobody can.

 

Jessica is my fucking hero

 

Anybody who calls out Watersports is a hero.

 

When watermelon isn't being edgy and getting trashed by Jessica for it, he's just some dumbass who talks out his ass.