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The Official Waterthread - In Which Waterman’s Retardation is Collected

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Anya, Jan 31, 2017.

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  1. CWCki Jeff

    CWCki Jeff ★★★

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    I miss the thread that had his convo with ABL. It was pretty funny to read.
     
    CWCki Jeff, Feb 2, 2017
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  2. January Cyst

    January Cyst Well-Known Member

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    Did anyone save the KF thread where he was briefly unbanned and wrote some sort of essay (I think it was a fan fiction of some sort of cartoon) and thought it was the best thing ever?
    It was so autistic it challenged the writing style of the great TJ Church.
     
    January Cyst, Feb 2, 2017
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  3. Caffeinated_pirate

    Caffeinated_pirate Wait, what?

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    I want this.
     
    Caffeinated_pirate, Feb 2, 2017
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  4. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Damn the only thing i knew about him was from the Cwcki and Chris's facebook. I never would have guessed about the Crow thing or the Twilight fanfic. He stuck me as someone who's to boring to be a lolcow but pretty much just as dumb. Kinda makes me wonder what other embarrassing shit hes done though.
     
    Princess Celestia, Feb 2, 2017
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  5. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    I can't decide if this is funnier in or out of context.

    smells like teen spirit.png
     
    Craftaman Tractor, Feb 2, 2017
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  6. catparty

    catparty Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    catparty, Feb 2, 2017
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  7. Caffeinated_pirate

    Caffeinated_pirate Wait, what?

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    Even with context it makes no sense.
     
    Caffeinated_pirate, Feb 3, 2017
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  8. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    He's fundamentally a very boring person but he also seems fully determined to be on our radar.
     
    Skeletor, Feb 5, 2017
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  9. realCWC

    realCWC Active Member

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    Way overdue for a water balloon thread
     
    realCWC, Feb 6, 2017
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  10. Sobek

    Sobek Well-Known Member

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    maybe kemmeth really is his dad
     
    Sobek, Feb 6, 2017
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  11. Handsome Pete

    Handsome Pete If smug detachment was a person

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    In every photo, Waterman looks like the "cool" counselor at a Christian day camp.
     
    Handsome Pete, Feb 7, 2017
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  12. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Both.

    Also slightly disgusting lol.
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Feb 10, 2017
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  13. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Pibot, Feb 11, 2017
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  14. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    Vexing Devil, Feb 12, 2017
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    Also Dumb.jpg
    Also Dumb.jpg
    It may sum up Watermans life really, to forever be the unfunny failure who stalks other unfunny failures
     
    Deleted User 0007, Feb 12, 2017
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  16. Flame the Sunbird

    Flame the Sunbird Well-Known Member

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    I love that Jessica despises Watermelon. And adding the ejaculating eggplant is amazing. :D
     
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    Flame the Sunbird, Feb 12, 2017
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  17. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Jessica has owned Waterman of Facebook like that a few times. Its one my favorite things about having Waterman around.
     
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    Princess Celestia, Feb 12, 2017
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  18. Goddessoftheshire

    Goddessoftheshire Bitch Supreme

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    Waterman is amazing because he is more pathetic and boring then even Kengle.
     
    Goddessoftheshire, Feb 12, 2017
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  19. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I like how he studied psychology by reading fanfics instead of, you know, actually studying psychology.
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Feb 12, 2017
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  20. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    He sperged too close to the sun.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Feb 12, 2017
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