Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Also Chris didn't know what "telekinesis" is.

(he likely still doesn't know)

Didn't Vivan make a joke in the audiobook commentary that Chris doesn't have a soul?

 

"Sonichu is the Dark Souls of webcomics" - some hack game critic trying out other ventures.

 

"Press Square to drink Fapcup."

 

Dark Souls is like the Sonichu of Dark Souls.

 

Welp, after the downtime of the Cwcki, we're back for Sonichu 5 (the sixth issue). This one marks a turning point in the series art direction (while still looking like ass): in a particularly desperate attempt to get into Megan's pants, he decided to give his art an anime style flair that persists to this day.
Also, as you can probably guess by what I said involving Megan, this could possibly be the creepiest issue up to this point.

Spoiler: Episode 12, part 1

Fun fact: Chris was never invited to Sarah's Wedding (what a shocking development, indeed!), and the reason why William Spicer is depicted as a Yu-Gi-Oh card is because Chris doesn't even know what he looks like.
(Also, yes, I'm aware that the second page I uploaded was a retcon page added after trolls accused Chris of being a pedophile, but in this case, I just had to include it because it was the funniest shit I've seen today.)

 

I like how there's an old fashioned Victrola playing wedding music in the chapel. Chris's old-timey parents again, or something in some cartoon Chris saw.

 

That "well, this stinks" line on the cover is parroting Plankton saying the same thing in the "Plankton!" episode of SpongeBob.

 

Spoiler: Episode 12, part 2

Why yes, Chris did clumsily added Yu-Gi-Oh card fights into his web comic to get Megan to fuck him. Thanks for asking.

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(I now wonder if Chris thinks he can actually summon card monsters in real life now, too.)

 

Also lol at how Chris has to have a whole page of a "heart-felt announcement" to change the age of the electric hedgehog rodents.

All he could've done is just say "note: Sonichu and Rosechu are now 18 and 19", but I guess autism and the need to sound smart compels Chris to always use stilted and awkward word salads to say what could be said in a few words.

 

Spoiler: Episode 12, part 3

Yeesh, went on a short hiatus, and I'm already confused. Wasn't Wes-li supposed to be on the good according to anchuent prophecy? And shouldn't he have already known that Chris was Chris Chan Sonichu prior to this? Why is he shocked about open secret? And considering all of this and how Sarah's character was basically tossed aside for Megan, does this mean the Anchuent Prophecy was a failure all along?

(Also, LOL, I forgot Chris made homebrew Yu-Gi-Oh cards of himself and his electric hedgehog pokemon.)

 

"autistic freak"

What if Chris was called that IRL, so he put it in the comic?

(also lol at the Sailor Moon style tranformation sequence every time)

 

TBH it's not Chris's fault he's autistic. His mom was in her early 40s and his dad was in his 50s when he was born, so that's probably why he has autism because the older you get the more likely your kid will have genetic problems.

Despite his disability, he's responsible for being a freak.

He just never learned how to act appropriately, partly due to his autism, partly due to his parents and other authority figures coddling him, and partly due to taking pop culture too literally.

 

Spoiler: Episode 12, part 4

Gotta love how Wes-Li randomly decided to talk like a stereotypical mobster on the second page. And how Sarah's head shrank considerably in that exact same page.
And again, LOL at Chris shilling his overpowered and broken-ass cards that no sane person would ever accept in an actual game of Yu-Gi-Oh.

 

I think Chris being Chris is both his fault and the fault of a perfect crapstorn of lousy factors.

What are the odds that of all the worlds and all the eons in the universe, he had to be born as "Christopher Weston Chandler" in 1982 in Virginia?

The CWC self-insert being overpowered in Yu-Gi-Oh reminds me of this:

If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 1: Kitten and Emps play a Children's Card Game - YouTube

 

Spoiler: Episode 12, part 4

This is the moment where the comic gets really creepy; Chris Chan inserts the woman he was making inappropriate advances towards a romantic relationship, even though she clearly states she was not interested, and self inserted as a sailor soldier to be fap bait for Chris. He even took one of her characters, added tits and change her name to a ripoff of Fifi la Fume from Tiny Toons (who, FYI, is a very popular character among the perverted side of the furry fandom despite clearly being underage).

 

Chris kept adding more and more characters as the comic dragged on.

Why does Chris find hedgehogs attractive anyway?

They defecate themselves and- I guess I answered my own question.

 

Spoiler: Episode 12, part 5

Let's be honest here, Megagi La Skunk is probably the best female furry character in this comic so far, by virtue of both not being designed by Chris and having a vague tomboy personality (instead of just being how Chris sees all woman).

(Also, that bouquet thing only applies to women. Unintentional foreshadowing of tomgirl Chris?)

 

Spoiler: Episode 12, finale

VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS!
Yep, that one's going in the tags.

 

One would say Chris is a furry but even then Chris never did cringe shit they had like "yiff" or having drawings of animals voreing each other. We do have those attempts from Chris in proving heterosexuality though by drawing disgusting hand drawn hedgehog porn.