Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Spoiler: Sub-episode 4, part 3

"For love, trust, and a girl for me" - Chris providing even more proof that he was soliciting sex.

 

How many monster of pocket moves does "Chris Chan Sonichu" know at this point?

 

An infinite amount

Spoiler: Sub-episode 4, issue 3 finale

Oh dear lord, that text wall. Chris seems to think he's above any rules. Definitely explains why he keeps getting banned from so many places.
Also, "since the ladies are unable to notice my person, because they mostly have shopping on the mind". Stay classy, Chris.

 

Chris could've said the self-insert knows "Metronome", and then through "anchuent luck" the move randomly selected is the one he needs.

Ah, but you see, that could use smarts Chris doesn't have.

And why he thinks he's a "goddess" now, and "hops" to be in charge of "da merge" too.

 

Even before the CPU Goddess shit, Chris thought no laws being broken during the love quest. How naive OPL is.

Not to be an autist but seeing TO BE CONTINUED... feels worthy of having that Jojo meme song when they ended an episode with TO BE CONTINUED... At least Chris didn't make use of anything Jojo aside from some callout to Dio Brando.

 

After a bit of a hiatus (due to the fact that I forgot I was doing this) it's time for Sonichu 4 (the fifth issue). Being the most ego stroking issue until 10, this one contains nothing but sub-episodes starring Chris (so he could get all of it out of the way because Barbara, in a very brief period of being a sane parent for once, told him stop making comics about his embarrassing encounters with mall security and posting it on the internet for all to see).
The first four sub-episodes are just copy and pasted from the first four issues (hence why I won't be posting these, due to the redundancy), but there are four new sub-episodes that we are going to delve into for this one. So without further ado...

Spoiler: Sub-episode 5, part 1

"MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS!"

 

Spoiler: Sub-Episode 5, part 2

Fun facts about Chris Chan's imaginary sister Crystal: that Yu-Gi-Oh Chris mentioned is actually referred to as something along the lines of "Boyfriend Free Girl", she's wearing a Rosechu medallion (something Chris made for his potential heartsweet), and she shares the exact same name as the daughter that he wants to have.
Freud would have a goddamn field day with Chris.

 

It's surprising Chris didn't change his name to "Crystal" when he "went Tomgirl".

 

maybe he thinks one of his Rosechu wives gave birth to Crystal in dimension C-117 (the desert plane dimension) or some crap

 

Spoiler: Sub-episode 5, part 3

Crystalina Rosechu might actually be the most hideous Sonichu / Rosechu in the entire series. I think it might be the horrible wardrobe.

 

Chris and fashion - CWCki

 

Spoiler: Sub-episode 5, finale

For the tl;dr version of Christian's Crystal's rant?: "Chris has every right to creep out the female patrons of your store with his solicitations, you just don't understood because you're truly heartless, and not just doing your job".
Also, that cucco bird thing at the end is ripping off a running gag from Tiny Toons.

 

That twinkle in the sky thing on "S13" seems to be imitating "looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!" from the Pokemon anime.

 

Spoiler: Sub-episode 6, part 1

WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
(Though cool cameo of Barbara on the second page)

 

ah yes

the jerkops

An evil tribe led by a college dean who thwart virgins from finding true love in Virginia.

 

Spoiler: Sub-episode 6, part 2

"Am I'm fashion dejour (sic) or what?"
NO

 

Of course Chris has to show the "Jerkief" drooling over Crystal.

(also the audiobooks with VivanG commentary are still up on PatientBC's account on YT - at least for now)

 

Spoiler: Sub-Episode 6, finale

So Chris Chan admits that he's just beating the shit out of brainwashed retards. Charming.
Also, did the last page tried to imply that the "villains" are just to trying prevent Chris from committing a murder-suicide? It doesn't even seem implausible, considering how Chris is basically doing an Undertale genocide run on the jerkops and manajerks.

 

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