Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Spoiler: Episode 13, part 1

And of course, unlucky number 13 would contain a barely readable wall of text. Chris clearly doesn't understand the concept of "show, don't tell".
(Also, I have a feeling that shopping mall drawing played a part into Chris getting an F in CADD)

 

For once the "WORDS WORDS WORDS" meme thrown at Tim Buckley of Ctrl + Alt + Del could be applied to Chris in a non-mocking manner because holy fuck the last panels. Also the mall drawing really does play into Chris getting an F when you consider how CADD is suppose to work. To tl;dr from a quick search, it's all technical plans one would make, and from what I gathered in 5 seconds it all uses 3D modelling. Chris' 3D models and whatever they had back in the early-mid 2000's would no doubt be a steaming pile of crap worthy of an F.

 

That mall looks like some kind of crazy non-symmetrical fractal. Or bismuth.

Also the CADD designs have ridiculous amounts of empty space IIRC. Like the mayor's office is the size of a basketball court or something.

grade F destruction indeed

 

Spoiler: Episode 13, part 2

LOL, I like Chris Chan felt the need to write down notes on what his specific DS can do.
Also, Chris on hoverboard for no reason. Probably copied that from Sonic Riders.

 

"Soo" much "CWC"...

 

Spoiler: Episode 13, part 3

Seriously, how many super powers does Comic Chris even have at this point. It's like he borrowed silver age Superman's super power of "pulling convenient super powers out of his ass whenever he needs it."

 

So the electric hedgehog rodents could be doing whatever - like taking a dump - and they can be sucked away to wherever Chris needs them at any moment?

That sounds sucky.

 

Chris has as many power as plot demands it. After all, this is the story of CWC based very loosely off true and honest events. I sincerely doubt though we had a jerkhief dressed as "Goldar from Power Rangers" or a head in a jar manajerk with a robot body (perhaps he became Champthom, the original, TRUE AND HONEST admin of the CWCKI Forums before that manajerk known as Null took it over?)

As CWC calls upon the hedgehogs to assist in fighting the manajerks, they end up being transported in just as they were either taking a shit or engaging in disgusting hedgehog furry sex.

 

Spoiler: Episode 13, part 4

Well hey there, CADD Chef! We were just talking about the score you gave to Chris. Great job doing your job properly!
(Also, thanks Chris, for trying to break my neck with that sideways page that was trying to be like splash pages in most other comics)

 

Chris picked "marketing" as his major "at random" before Borb put him in CADD.

Maybe Borb thought Chris had some talent in computer graphics after that high school class he created Sonichu in?

 

Spoiler: Episode 13, part 5

"WOW! My brother sure can pick a real winner of a girl!" - Chris Chan thinking Megan was ever interested in a intimate relationship with him.

 

poor Megan

She was just nice to the weird smelly guy at the game shop because they both liked some of the same games. She never expected the guy would draw hideous porn of her to own some internet trolls.

then he told her he did it so he wouldn't rape her

wat

 

Chris was "soo" out-of-touch that he can think any friendliness from a girl - even just business formality - is flirting.

I think what Chris was trying to say was that he's sex-starved, and he hoped Megan would "get the hint"...

(ew)

 

Spoiler: Episode 13, part 6

Walsh actually described Chris Chan's imaginary sister as his "girlfriend". With all these Freudian slips, is it any real wonder that trolls initially thought that "shecameforcwc.jpeg" was Chris performing incest on said imaginary sister?
(Also, foreshadowing of the events for Sonichu 6. Poor foreshadowing that shows that the comic has become far more about Chris than the titular character. Again.)

 

With the way Comic Chris acts throughout the comic - what kind of "good guy" uses a curse hex - and how the "good guys" are the "Chaotic Combo"...

What if the "Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens" are the real "good guys" in Sonichu?

Or there's no "good guys"?

 

Spoiler: Episode 13, part 7

Gotta love that non apology Chris made at the end only over having Megan give him a passionate hug, and not the for the other creepy shit he drew involving Megan in this, like dressing her up as Sailor Moon to fap to, giving one of her characters tits to fap to (again), and of course, the upskirt shot on the third page.
Keep in mind that Megan was Chris's only friend when he drew all of this.

 

Spoiler: Episode 13, issue 5's final page

Sorry this issue took longer than usual to finish uploading. Only part of it was due to down time on the Cwcki leaving me unable to obtain the pages for a while. The major reason why this took longer than usual was simply because the Sailor Megtune shit was far more uncomfortable (even by Sonichu standards), especially after the incident that was "shecameforcwc.jpeg".

 

Of course the only art in the art gallery is by the girl CWC had the autistic hots for.

 

Better than putting his own art in the art gallery.