Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

The fact Rosechu calls Chris "papa" in this just makes the relationship between her and Sonichu all the more creepy. Then again with jokes about Virginia and incest, it may as well be fitting.

 

The best part about this is the fact that it didn't even cross my mind, simply because there's so much insane shit in Sonichu to wrap your head around, that it often becomes way too easy to overlook one of those insane moment.
Incidentally, this is the exact reason I try to go for a more minimalistic approach to my commentary. Fun fact: even coming up with a semi-witty comment on just one insane shit seen in 4 pages of Sonichu (or even just a single page) is one of the most challenging things in existence, because I have to look at all the insane shit and decide "which one is the most insane?". This is easier said than done, because so much of the insane shit in Sonichu is about equal in terms of madness and notability for said sheer madness.

TL;DR - Sonichu is basically the web comic equivalent of MDickie's games such as Hard Time.

 

And with Sonichu, it's all in image form so that's more easier to convey than reading a sentence and with this being a comic, it works better compared to reading fiction about 6 inch fox cock and robot rape. On top of that, the insane shit of Sonichu literally just being what Chris wished happened IRL and some things being based off of IRL incidents.

 

Welcome back to Sonichu, the only comic with a structure more confusing than a first time viewing of Donnie Darko. This time, we take on Sonichu 6 (the 7th issue), where Chris finally realizes that splitting a single story into multiple "episodes" within the exact same issue is ultimate pointless. But before we get to the main story, we have episode 12.5 to showcase Chris's immature reaction to death

Spoiler: Episode 12.5, part 1

(Though I can feel where Chris is coming from. Losing a pet you loved and considered part of the family does indeed suck.)

 

Every expression Chris is making there seems to say "derp".

At least he wasn't as fat back then, and he looked almost normal compared to Current Year Chris.

(and yeah it really does suck to lose a family pet)

 

Spoiler: Episode 12.5, part 2

"Wow! Your room is a bit crowded" - Patti-Chan making an understatement.
(Also, seeing those images of Chris Chan's old room has just made me miss classic Chris even more.)

 

and as the CWCki mentions, Chris's room, although cluttered, was one of the cleaner areas of pre-fire 14 BLC

 

It's amazing how unaware Chris was of how unflattering he and his room looked.

Then again, if he were aware, Sonichu likely wouldn't even be online.

 

This comic is a prime candidate for the "Wow this is your room?" meme. I think this is the first time the comic incorporates the real world vs the cartoon world as their own separate places; Chris has always thought of himself as a god and has always believed in a cartoon world to some degree (as evidenced by the Alec calls) but it wasn't until recently that those fantasies went off the deep end. Seeing real life Chris put an arm around a cartoon is still funny but knowing he believes that he hangs out with cartoons today kinda tarnishes the innocence of it.

 

Spoiler: Episode 12.5, part 3

The villain in Zootopia would not have committed her crimes if she read this and realized that there are things far worse and more pathetic than being assistant mayor to J.K. Simmons Lion, and that is giving up on an acting career entirely to do Chris Chan's bidding.

 

ah yes

the mayoral office the size of a whole basketball court

 

Spoiler: Episode 12.5, finale

Welp, in light of recent events, I'd say Patti got out at the right time.

 

[first panel]

With incest on the table, could bestiality be too?

sure hope not

 

Remembering how the Sonichus and Rosechus call Chris papa, I feel shit now takes a vile turn.

 

hey @Fauna Fox

Are you still going to keep up with this thread?

 

This is going to be on hiatus until everything calms down and the Cwcki can stop crashing.
If that ever happens.

 

Okay, after several insane months of Cwcki downtime, waves of new unfunny orbiters, and literal motherfucking, it's about time I go back to this.
Now, where was I? Ah yes, now I remember...

Spoiler: Episode 14, part 1

Walls of text, cheap exposition in place of actual plot development, plagiarism, and Chris thinking that Darkbind is memorable despite the only thing going for him is being a ripoff of Link... Yep, this is Sonichu, all right.

 

>that last panel

Chris has as slippery of a grasp on humanoid anatomy as a starfish alien who only saw a blurry picture of a humanoid once.

 

Spoiler: Episode 14, part 2

"MY TWO BALLS!!" - poor man's Link Darkbind Sonichu (whose name I briefly forgot because he's just that forgettable).
Also, I swear the spelling errors in this comic seemed to have gotten worse since the last time I updated this thread.

 

I like how Darkbind weaponized a croissant that could turn into a dildo that Chris could of used. No I'm not joking, that shit literally looks like a croissant in one panel and a sex toy in the other. Nice art, Chris.

While the long hair dream was meant to be Crystal, all Sonichu did was fortell a future, a horrible future that would be infested thanks to weens and end in motherfucking Sweet Home Virginia.