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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Fauna Fox, May 2, 2021.

  1. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Since I haven't seen any thread dedicated to this, I've decided I'm going to post what the CWCki Club forum really needs; the first 11 issues of the Sonichu comic itself, plus the first 4 specials. Some things I'd like to get out of the way.
    • I'm not cover issues 12 and beyond simply because at that point, the comic has blatantly been compromised by unfunny edgelords like the Idea Guys. I rather not give Joshua Wise and his ilk any of the attention he so desperately wants.
    • All pages will be the original versions and not any of the retconned versions. Don't worry about continuity errors caused by this, because continuity errors are going to happen anyways due to Chris's terrible writing skills.
    • While I might leave a snarky comment at the end, I will not try to do a proper analysis of all the things wrong with the comic, because there's way too much awful things about the comic for my mind and patience to really. There for, somebody else (such as @Pibot) is going to have to do the analysis.
    • And finally, due to the limited amount of images I can include in a single post, I'm only going to post 4 pages (including the cover art and fake ads) per post.
    Now that I have all that out of the way, it's time for me to say: "Go, Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!"
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    (Take note on the fact that, discounting the cover and disclaimer page, the very first sentence in the entire series contains a spelling error. Let that set the tone of the type of quality you can expect.)
     
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Like the CWCki said, poor Pikachu had no idea what horrors were to come...

    (also "wat" should be a thread tag)
     
  3. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Sonichu_-_Episode_1,_Page_3.jpg Sonichu_-_Episode_1,_Page_4.jpg Sonichu_-_Episode_1,_Page_5.jpg Sonichu_-_Episode_1,_Page_6.jpg
    (Good lord, Perfect Chaos's watery form appears to have gone flaccid.)
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    They're so casual about transforming.

    Usually when someone transforms into a form that's very different, they freak out.
     
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  5. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    The Sonichu comic is the perfect storm of fail from the sloppy coloring to the dumb and unfocused story telling, it's really a case study on what not to do when making a comic; despite this the comic is a great laugh and well worth reading in full, even the newer comics, if for no other reason then to laugh at the shitty art. Looking forward to issue 8.
     
  6. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    You sick bastard
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    (And so, Chris altered the ending of Sonic Adventure so that his recolor Mary Sue was the one that saved the day, leaving Sonic himself by the wayside.
    Also, "Black Sonichu".
     
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  7. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Welp, time to finish off the first episode
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    I like how Chris gives himself the biggest and most detailed (by his standards) bio than any other character, including Sonichu, the supposed main character, himself. Think of that as a sign of things to come.
     
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  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Still, like @Fauna Fox said, it's better than "The World's Luckiest Guy" by A-Log.

    "(erotically)" :confused:
     
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    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    On to episode 2, or as I like to call it, "Chris Chan's idea on how dating and romance is supposed to work, early to mid 2000s edition"
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    Only Chris would think asking someone's favorite color could ever be considered romantic to anyone that isn't a child. Seriously, he got that advice from a book called "How to Talk to Girls", written by an actual nine year old and aimed at boys his age.
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Why is CWC so obsessed with electricity anyway? :confused:

    (always electric type)
     
  11. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Sonichu Advance (aka NOT Sonic Advance) and Pokemon: Lightning Edition (aka NOT Emerald version), coming never to Game Boy Advance
     
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  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    because he wants to zap to the extreme

    and electricity is what makes TV and his video games work
     
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  13. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Here we go, episode 3, the first instance of Rosechu being a blatantly sexist stereotype
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    Hey, the Cwcville mall has a Kay-Bee Toys Store, aka the place where Chris won that Sonic sweepstakes that fucked up his life.
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    What an ugly looking mall. Absurdly large empty floor space, plain empty walls, no obvious windows except in the ceiling, and stores have generic doors with plain lettering for labels.
     
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    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    That's simply due to Chris being a lazy artist. Trust me, every location in Sonichu is like that.
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    Something I like to point out: the Raikou that Naitsirhc is riding has Chris Chan's initials emblazoned on it.
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    There's a pharmacy in the mall? :confused:

    Also CWC can't into perspective.
     
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  17. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Here's the ego stroking final page of episode 3, BTW
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    Not even Chris Chan's own creations have any faith in his love quest.
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    "ONE GIRLFRIEND, PLESAE."
     
  19. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    You guys ready to see the "classic" Sonichu strips (I.e. Sonichu comic strips made before the comic's proper debut on the internet)?
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    The first strip has a joke stolen from anime series "Excel Saga" with all the humor sucked dry due to the lack of context, BTW.
     
  20. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Maybe it was a foreshadowing of how malls would be IRL, where barely anyone could go there because recessions and COVID.
    Even Sonichu can ironically kick the autistic through such words.

    These OG pages really were the best since it meant not getting input from people like the Idea Guys or DStecks trying to coax Chris for more with money. It's just Classic Chris being Classic Chris. None of the CPU Goddess shit or anything else.
     
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