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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

  1. ToroidalBoat

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    Chris really did want Sonichu to be an intellectually desolate TV show.

    Just like that cartoon show with that sweepstakes that ruined his life!
     
  2. Ms. Mowz

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    And so, Rosechu continues to be as useless as always.
    (Please note that Chris intended Rosechu to be equal to Sonichu, and that she was originally a raichu, which is actually the next evolution for Pikachu, meaning she's technically stronger than him, as well.
     
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    I have to wonder how Sarah and Wes feel about being immortalised through a manchild's terrible web comic.
    Also, Chris's room needs to be filled with more :barbage:
     
  4. One Too Many

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    She did visit Chris for C-mas in 2003 even after he giving her Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares so perhpas she would think its just another product of his autism and not something all that creepy, but that might be out of the fact their relationship was for a long time platonic (that is when it came to how Chris felt about her), bare in mind Chris forgot all about Sarah as soon as Megan came into the picture.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

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    Everyone in Sonichu talks like CWC: stilted, awkward, and pseudo-intellectual.

    But at least unlike a Bryce Cherry comic, they don't all seem like author avatars.

    (also Chris sure likes the word "individual")
     
  6. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

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    If Chris hadn't proven that he can be creepy and touchy feely with female friends, that tribute to Sarah would've been kinda sweet.
     
  7. Ms. Mowz

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    Welp, here we go. The first sub-episode that dramatises Chris's one-sided feud with our favorite college dean
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    Keep in mind that it's far, far more likely that Mary just told him to knock it off with the signs in a polite yet assertive manner, and she was just trying to teach him that that kind of behavior is not appropriate in a public environment.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

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    lol of course the CWC self-insert/fursona would have more than 4 pokeyman moves
     
  9. Ms. Mowz

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    Thanks Chris. I really enjoying painfully tilting my head to a position where I can actually read some of the text.
     
  10. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Not playing any pokemons from the 2000s ever, I have to just assume that "map scope" is the start button screen you see when you pause during playing one of the games that ruined Chris' adult chronicles in real life? I also would for the same reasons literally never notice the five moves for a pokemon form being over the usual slot allotments but it's such a telling detail I'm glad it's pointed out. I like how the dean becomes characterized by just dropping truth bombs in dialog that always exceed the hurtful truth level and it gives the pages she's on a very meta quality as it's like the comic knows it will never attract the author a boyfriend-free-girl on her own choosing with such terrible levels of cringe on every single panel. Stealing Macbeth lines is just not right on so many levels by CWC though, of all the hacks to not earn that permission, he's got to be near the top of the historical list.
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

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    There's no "map scope" in the monsters of the pocket games, just a region map.

    Also MLW just stands there going "hee hee" - maybe she's charging some attack?

    Also why would the "hero" use an attack that curses people anyway?
     
  12. Ms. Mowz

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    I have a feeling that Chris didn't steal that from Macbeth, per say, rather he just copied what he's heard in one of countless tv shows that referenced that line. I highly doubt that Chris would be interested in anything by Shakespeare.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

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    Chris was likely reading Goosebumps or sleeping when they went over Shakespeare, so he never knew the source of that line.

    Like @Fauna Fox said, Uncle TV must've taught him it.
     
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    I will have to disagree and say he read it in English class in one of those "read the play out loud" assignments during class where one student got to read a different role in the play and then they discussed what was being read in class after each act or whenever they stopped prior to class change. This would explain why the context of the scene is correctly adapted, even if the details of the three weird sisters instead of one mean dean got Sonichu'd.
     
  15. Ms. Mowz

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    Time to get this started: Sonichu Issue 3 (which is actually the 4th issue). What makes this one stand out is that instead of Sonichu being sidelined to make Chris the star, he is reduced to instead being a supporting character for the newly introduced Chaotic Combo (5 members, in various shades of recoloring and uselessness). Also, Episode (chapter) 10 is mostly pokemon speak, making this episode even less coherent than usual.
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    (Rosey is giving Sonee "fuck me" eyes, btw)
     
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    Does Chris always mistakenly swap blue and green on rainbows he draws?
     
  17. One Too Many

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    Remember: roy b giv
     
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    Chris really did not give a fuck when he drew this:
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    And so, Bubbles will continue to be a useless idiot even by Rosechu standards, and Chris gives a young (alleged) Catholic girl some clothes while she was sleeping. Totally not creepy.
    (Also, Boulder Dropping Whale FTW)
     
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  20. ToroidalBoat

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    I think that Sonichu Babies part could be imitating Muppet Babies.

    Also the nuns seem to have no personality beyond being nuns.
     
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