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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

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  1. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Bubbles is my favorite chaotic combo character. Boulder Dropping Wailord is closely related to the people who give DSP money six days a week to play new pokemon snap, among other nonpokemon games, rite guize?
     
    Very Honest Content, May 29, 2021
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  2. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    None of the characters in Sonichu have personalities.
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    I like how Chris thinks readers would be interested in characters whose entire life stories can be summed up by two pages of poor exposition with confusing word placement
     
    Ms. Mowz, May 29, 2021
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    I have nothing really interesting to say about this one. Just a typical homemade ad by Chris for a website that's been dead since 2007. I guess it's good that Chris didn't dox himself with this page.
     
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    Ms. Mowz, May 30, 2021
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If Coca-Cola is any indication, seems companies don't like being advertised in Sonichu.

    also image is broken :confused:
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 30, 2021
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    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    That's weird, because it's showing up completely fine on my end.
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    Flame is just a badly drawn genderbent Kazooie. Also, "I am not a pokemon", only for flame to use a pokemon move three pages later.
    (God knows what Flame would have looked like if Chris knew Kazooie is a girl)
     
    Ms. Mowz, May 30, 2021
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    how very odd :confused:

    Also "Flame the Sunbird" looks like Ho-Oh, a monster of the pocket.
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 30, 2021
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    I was trying to think of some witty comment for this batch of pages, I really did. It's just that I can't make heads or tails of what's going on beyond "Shadow Black Sonichu pisses off the entire Chaotic Combo while running away".
     
    Ms. Mowz, May 30, 2021
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    What was that? :confused:
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 31, 2021
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  9. Very Honest Content

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    Hoverboard, obviously stolen from Back to the Future 2, but works over water where the stolen idea would not be able to accelerate over the substance. Also, it's an evil clone of sonic fucking a pokemon, somehow the hoverboard can go faster over water than he can? He can't just run fast enough to run on water?
     
    Very Honest Content, May 31, 2021
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    I just started reading Fight Club and can't stop thinking about this very moment in Sonichu. The book is good though.
     
    Galhox Ladyankles, May 31, 2021
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    I think Chris Chan may have stolen the hoverboard from Sonic Riders instead of Back to the Future, @Very Honest Content, but yeah, I guess Chris can't really grasp what that kind of speed is capable of doing
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    "I was chasing this black man" - Wild Sonichu channeling this YTMND meme
     
    Ms. Mowz, May 31, 2021
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    Sonichu is really, really stupid.

    But still more tolerable than The World's Luckiest Guy by A-Log.
     
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    Sonichu just called his dark counterpart "blackie", mere moments before he beats the shit out of him with five other guys in the most one sided fight in existence.
    Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.
     
    Ms. Mowz, May 31, 2021
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    I FELL INTO THE BUSHES.
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 31, 2021
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    And so, our heroes heroically beat a black guy to a bloody pulp in an heroic curbstomp. What heroes!
    (Also, that fake ad instantly made me think of that "lessons in speed seduction" scam site. I don't know why, exactly.)
     
    Ms. Mowz, May 31, 2021
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    I like the book better but it's a pretty close finish between it and the movie at the wire essentially.

    I will never be able to conclude which is CWC's worst artistic attribute for his comics, inking or coloring, but he's so unbearably awful with both it doesn't matter anyway. If only Black Sonichu had a metal one to team up with so it was five versus two instead he might not have been so easily dispatched. The SLANDEROUS and FALSE 1800ritenow ad has forced me to go and read Asperchu again instead of this mockery of a parody!
     
    Very Honest Content, Jun 1, 2021
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    Time for another Sub-Episode
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    I am truly taken aback by Darkbind Sonichu. Not because he's a good or even interesting character, but because he manages to be a ripoff of not one, not two, but FOUR different characters all at once: Sonic the Hedgehog, Pikachu, Link, and Darkwing Duck.
    (Also, in case any of you were wondering, yes, the B in "B-Manajerk" does in fact stand for black. Can't really say what the reasoning behind the name "Married Seinor Comic" is, though.)
     
    Ms. Mowz, Jun 1, 2021
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    Chris finally explained the autism:

    also tag suggestions:

    heresy
    map scope
     
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    Witty banter is far less witty when it's both stolen from something far funnier and when you have to add numbers to indicate the reading order.
     
    Ms. Mowz, Jun 1, 2021
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    Remember when Sonichu was about Sonichu?

    Pepperidge Farm CWCki Club remembers...
     
    ToroidalBoat, Jun 1, 2021
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