Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Is it pronounced like plural of spa?

Or like "spaz"?

Or does the name rhyme with "moss"?

 

What has happened to this poor creature's legs?

And as Fauna Fox says, why does he need to exist anyway? Chris has a dozen Sonic the Hedgehog recolours with literally no character whatsoever, would it really be a big deal to stick a Tux one and have them play the piano? Give them a semblance of having a real life that he insists all his imaginary characters have?

Ok, he'd have to sperg for several panels about how Blake (or whomever) learned the piano from a passing piano playing Glalie, but it's better than inventing a piano playing cat for no reason.

And yes, that is way too many brain cycles about this.

 

Time for Sonichu Special 3, aka THE GIANT PENIS COMIC, where Chris depicts his make believe honeymoon with Ivy with ugly sex scenes as their hideous fursonas while also featuring an actual tracing of Chris Chan's duck. As you can probably guess by the unofficial title alone, this one is CERTIFIED NSFW.

Spoiler: Special 3, part 1

And before anyone asks, I have no idea why Chris decided to depict Ivy's father as Coach John Mcguirk from Home Movies

Of all the characters he could have ripped off for her father, why did he picked a lackluster (and possibly stoned out of his mind) soccer teacher with delusions of being a chick magnet while also accidentally drinking piss, among other things.

 

I like how Chris saw typical Southern "supper" stuff as a fancy wedding feast. I guess that would be fancy compared to the usual fast food and frozen dinners since Barb ragequit cooking over the "spaghetti incident".

Also turning into fursonas in a sex scene? More proof Chris is sexually attracted to sanic-style hedgehogs.

Also note the multiple air fresheners?

 

Chris was in Cub Scouts, but was kicked out for being Chris.

Borb tried to sue the Cub Scouts afterwards.

 

I can imagine one thing that the Wii motion controls would be used for
mass debating

 

Spoiler: Special 3 finale

Here you guys go; the drawing where Chris traced his own penis. It even has the bent.
Also like what the Cwcki said: that Chris draws better furry porn than human porn. Of course, "better" is only in relative terms.

 

Time for the last Sonichu Special (for the time being), the Gun Comic, where Chris shoots Liquid in the knees and telling him "You'll live" (a line lifted from Terminator 2, where it was said by a cold blood killing machine), and then steals his girl

Spoiler: Special 4, part 1

Gotta love how Chris was obeying the speed limit while he was plotting his murder scheme.

 

It’s fun to remember that Chris actually believed children would be reading all of this.

 

Spoiler: Special 4 finale

Reminder that Kacey's father never congratulated Chris on anything; quite the opposite, in fact. Though now that I'm looking a bit closer, Kasey's father looks oddly familiar, but I can't quite make it ou-

 

This was based on actual events as I recall, it was Chris’s epic trip to Ohio.

 

In celebration of surviving Issue 8 and the Sonichu specials back to back, I drew a lineup of the main cast:

 

Any hypothetical readers unfamiliar with the exceptional antics of Chris may be confused how different "Basically Promised Lovely Weather Heartsweet" girls keep showing up only to disappear from the story.

Also Chris slept - or read Goosebumps - during the memo that to make a story shared with others good to others, it's gotta be relatable or appealing to others. Chris clearly designed Sonichu to be appealing and relatable to CWC and CWC alone. Yet he expected others to enjoy it anyway, because he's the one and only Christian Weston Chandler (Spanish name Ricardo).

 

Sonichu started as a stupid simple combo of Sonic and Pokemon with villains like Robotnik and Giovanni.

Today it's a clusterbomb lack of story with gruesome torture and sex scenes, villains from real life, endless sanic style hedgehog recolors he clearly finds sexually attractive, a parade of "one and only heartsweets", troll influence, a lot of My Little Pony, and it bluntly revolves around Chris. And of course there's the Idea Guys and later ween meddling that took all that and threw it in a blender.

One could use the evolution of Sonichu as a model of Chris' mental state.

 

There's two things I want to show before I dive into Sonichu 9: a retcon I completely forgot about, and two examples of how Chris "censored" Sonichu 8

Spoiler

Yes, Chris actually retconned the Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail. He did this in response to trolls pointing out that it looks like he's sucking a big fat cock. It's still pretty retarded in its own right, and stick looks kind of gay. Because if Comic Chris doesn't have vacuum lungs, the only other explanation is that he's wearing thick red lipstick.

I just wanted to post these ones because I laughed at the fact that Chris just photoshopped (or MS Paint edited, considering it's Chris) fruits and clip art stars. Plus, there's the smile Chris lazily added to Rosechu in a desperate to make it not look like rape (at least, I assume that's the reason for the smile).