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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

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  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    I was actually planning on posting the first four Sonichu specials (shit like the giant penis comic and the gun comic) before Sonichu 9. Why did you have to ruin my plans like that?
     
    Ms. Mowz, Oct 29, 2021
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    Chris could've stayed like that had he not become "internet famous".

    Yet events like Bob passing, CWC cooped up with Barb, as well as the '14 fire could've changed him anyway.

    >4-cent_garbage.com
     
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    Okay, I'm going to post the Sonichu Specials. I'm also going to post Sonichu 9 even if @Cyan posts the same pages. This might result in a confusing mess, but that will imply that Sonichu has a solid structure that makes sense to begin with.
    First up, "CWC Holding Out For A Hero"
    CWCBackShadow.jpg ClyMansion.jpg CWCsClyde.jpg ClyFalls.jpg
    Just a heads up, with this one, these are just pages that have been seen by anyone besides Chris. There's a possibility that there are more pages.
    Also, this was made before Chris saw that picture of Lee Hotti discovered what Clyde Cash really looked like.
     
    Ms. Mowz, Oct 29, 2021
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    I wonder if the "damsel in distress" trope came from a bunch of executive producer dudes with bondage fetishes.

    Because it comes across that way when Chris does it.
     
    Cyan, Oct 30, 2021
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    ClyZooms.jpg CWCandSonichuRescue.jpg Schucomicsp1p11.jpg Schucomicsp1p12.jpg
    I can't even tell what's happening in these pages other than Chris Chan decided to include vidya command prompts and that Cly(de) has a pickle gun.
     
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    Ivy melted into his arms like a wet towel. How... romantic?
     
    Cyan, Oct 30, 2021
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    The fuck is this shit?
     
    Skeletor, Oct 30, 2021
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    Sonichu Special 1 part 2 is very wat indeed.
     
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    Schucomicsp1p13.jpg Schucomicsp1p14.jpg Schucomicsp1p15.jpg Schucomicsp1p16.jpg
    WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THESE PAGES?!
     
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    Chris knows so maybe because extreme autism he thinks we should automatically know too?

    (lack of theory of mind)
     
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    CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg 350meko.jpg
    And Chris decides to finish this incomprehensible hobgoblin gibberish with the most inaccurate self-portrait of himself yet.
     
    Ms. Mowz, Oct 30, 2021
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    So from what I can gather, Clyde chased them to a river with his jetpack, and Chris got to the bridge but it was out. So he jumped over the river and thundershot Clyde while Chris and Ivy were still in midair. Clyde landed in the water when his jetpack failed, while Chris and Ivy cleared it and roughly landed in the grass on the other side.

    ...at least I think that's a river.
     
    Cyan, Oct 30, 2021
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    Next up is Sonichu Special 2, unofficially known as "The Wedding Comic". This was made for Chris's "heartsweet" at the time, Ivy. He made this because he genuinely believed his fuck love quest was coming to a close. Chris being Chris, he didn't take into account the extremely likely chance that Ivy was yet another troll.
    IvyCWC1.jpg SchuComicSP2P1.jpg SchuComicSP2P2.jpg SchuComicSP2P3.jpg
    Gotta love how Chris continues to steal Megan's characters, even when it became apparent that Megan no longer wanted anything to do with him. I also like the fact that Ivy's father is Coach Mckirck from Home Movies.
    (PS: Who are those bootleg Gex looking motherfuckers making the cake?)
     
    Ms. Mowz, Oct 30, 2021
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    Everyone in Sonichu always looks so derpy.

    Also Ivy was the "heartsweet" who brought out the most crazy in Chris, as the CWCki put it.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 30, 2021
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    SpasPianist.jpg SchuComicSP2P4.jpg IvyWedding.jpg SchuComicSP2P5.jpg
    Chris Chan's art has become even more childish with this special, because now he has resorted to putting actual flower stickers for toddlers on the pages in leu of actually drawing the flowers.
    (Also, who the hell is that cat pianist? Why does Chris have a boner for adding characters with no buildup or explanation only to just as easily forget about their existence and drop them entirely?)
     
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    The plot of the Sonichu comics is like an ever-changing chaotic "quantum foam", where characters keep appearing and disappearing like "virtual particles".

    Also are the lizard people and the cake a reference to Mario RPG?
     
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    WedRing.jpg IvyCWC2.jpg SchuComicSP2P6.jpg
    Show the last panel out of context to a father of an eight year old girl, and chances are that he would think she drew this.
     
    Ms. Mowz, Oct 31, 2021
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    Isn't that infamous "penis comic" next? :confused:

    I think the CWCki also added "on purpose", but search engines suck so I can't confirm.
     
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    Spas the cat is an underrated character.
     
    Skeletor, Oct 31, 2021
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    I'd certainly have a drink with him.
     
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