Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Also wow the teacher looks so derpy. Like she's stoned or high or drunk - or all 3.

And nothing teaches real relationships like anonymized electronic text messages and dolls.

(likely because that's pretty much all Chris knew)

 

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And Chris is so autistic that he uses emoticons to tell the viewer a character's feelings, when comics can already show the viewer what they're feeling.

 

Spoiler: Episode 19, part 5

And so, Chris Chan's Sneasel stand in Reginald attempts to sabotage a relationship because he didn't want to date a black girl.
Also, Chris could very well be the the only person in the world that thinks McDonald's is a good place for a romantic dinner.

 

It's like how he thinks a normal dinner is a fancy wedding feast.

Also Brendaniel voices Punchy with a "stereotypical Asian villain" accent.

 

Once again, tooooootally how teenagers/young adults talk. An absolutely accurate depiction by Chris here...

 

Spoiler: Episode 19, part 6

Yet another showcase of Chris Chan's shallow idea of how love should work. Though in this case, it might be due to Simonla being actually retarded. Seriously, look at her face in the bottom left of page 21.
BTW, when did Punchy get a motorcycle? Is there any plot related aspect of Sonichu that Chris didn't just pulled out of his ass (or stole from something else)?

 

Spoiler: Episode 19, part 7

Don't you just love romance with absolutely no build up or tension of any kind? Chris sure does.
(Though admittedly, he could just as likely have done this forced relationship crap to "prove" to trolls that his characters are straight.)

 

That's also how all the characters in Sonichu look.

 

Spoiler: Episode 19 finale

"You may take this exam for yourself"
Yeah, thanks, but no thanks, Chris. I think I would rather invest in lessons in speed seduction instead
https://www.speedseduction.net/
(Also gotta love that Billy Mays propaganda. And the fact that Chris most likely thought he was talking to the actual Billy Mays in those chat rooms.)

 

In the Brendaniel narration, he noted how the first teacher may have died, and feels sorry for the cowboy guy.

Characters really do just appear and disappear in Sonichu.

 

I would say dating education is stupid idea but considering the pick up artiest is a thing I guess it already exists. I do find it funny that Chris stuck true to his future message video and had a part of the class literally just playing with toys (chicks love dudes who act like children, right?). Ivy looks like she's gonna an hero herself on page 28, which is a pretty appropriate response to seeing Chris in her dreams.

 

Of course the Asian got the best grade in the class; also how did Ivy get a 99%, she didn't even participate in the class assignments.

 

Wow the teacher died offscreen for no reason.

 

In the comic, Ivy is shown by divine revelation to be Chris' sweetheart and then she also dies "offscreen".

Chris sees the "heartsweet" or "Lovely Weather" as a position to fill rather than any one person.

Notice how the "Attraction Sing" is like a help wanted ad, what with all the requirements?

 

Don't worry, @Cyan, Chris actually did wrote her off in this episode, albeit in a way we've all come to expect from Chris Chan

Spoiler: Episode 20, part 1

...and we start this one off with Sonichu acting rapey towards Rosechu (which she appreciates), and Reginald and Angelica were fucking each other's brains out in a Catholic church, which I feel like is some kind of sin guaranteed to grant them a one way ticket to Hell.

 

Not just that, for these next pages show that it also cuts to something even more autistic

Spoiler: Episode 20, part 2

Gotta love how Chris Chan Sonichu says he accepts gay people just before he went on that homophobic temper tantrum to remind us that he's STRAIGHT. Fun fact: making such a big deal over being straight just convinces more people that you're in the closet.