Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

It's stuff like this that makes me kind of pity Chris a little.

 

Spoiler: Episode 18, part 5

Oh right, Chris added yet another electric hedgehog pokemon to the comic. I kind of don't even notice it anymore.
Also, I love how out of place PandaHalo's art is next to everything else in the comic. Like, it's not particularly great, but it's still miles better than Chris Chan's childish marker doodles.

 

Chris got the rainbow order right there.

Usually he swaps green and blue.

 

Spoiler: Episode 18, part 6

Chris Chan's idea of "dreaded curse" is a woman getting a dick. To everyone else that has been on the internet long enough, it really just comes across as inserting fetish shit into your comic. Also gotta love how the last text dump on page 58 more or less describes Chris.
(P.S.: the legendary Yawning Squirtle shows up on page 59.)

 

ah yes

yawning squirtle

(AKA the best character in Sonichu)

Spoiler: nautical nonsense

Also "2 or 5000 fathoms" is roughly 3.7 or 9 kilometers deep. The average ocean depth on the planet is 3.7 kilometers. And near the land, I doubt water naturally gets that deep. Are they diving into a deep ocean trench or something?

 

I noticed that "5,000 fathoms" nonsense as well. I just chalk it up to Chris being abysmal at math.

Spoiler: Episode 18, part 7

Gotta love how all of the Sonichus think with their dicks while all of the Rosechus are just Chris's idea of how all women behave (ie, sentient fuckdolls that love to shop, cook, and give birth; pretty much just like the Stepford wives, TBH).
Also, LOL at dating education.

 

Augh yeah, Dating Ed is one of my favorite bits


Yawning Squirtle is arguably Chris's only creation that isn't complete shit. First depicted on page 59 of Sonichu #8, stoned out of his mind, Yawning Squirtle easily appeals to Chris's weed-loving trolls. Also, for whatever reason, Chris made this character, despite his undying hate for illegal substances.

In a CWC Blog post from 12 January 2010, Chris attempted to curb the growing Yawning Squirtle fandom by stating that Yawning Squirtle was caught by a Pokémon trainer.

 

Also there's that thing again where a villain tells someone who just awakened "you are such and such and here is your mission" and they're like "OK".

 

Spoiler: Episode 18, part 7

"I can't even make a spark"
For creatures called electric hedgehog pokemon, they sure know very little electric type moves. They're not even really pokemon; they're just straight up furries like every other terrible Sonic OC.

 

Spoiler: Episode 18, part 8

You know, it's only when Bubbles called him Black Sonichu as some sort of "hint" that she saw through Silvana's ruse that I started to realise that Chris renamed him to Blake in this issue. There was no flashback or really kind of explanation seen in the comic (with the only explanation on the Cwcipedia at this point being, quite literally, "because he felt like it"). Chris is once again a master of writing.
Also gotta love how even after all the pages of ugly furries having ugly sex, Chris somehow still thinks he needs to protect children reading Sonichu (LOL no) from naughty language.

 

If Chris was already sexually attracted to hedgehog furries in the style of sanic back then, it may not have been a good sign about his mental health...

 

Spoiler: Episode 18, part 9

Gotta love how the dedication page includes such things as a half-assed apology for a fictitious kid's suicide and "in memory of Sarah Jackson" shortly after "one died".

...wait a second...

"The 2 is backwards to reflect a movie, Troll 2"

 

fun fact:

"Blanca Weiss" literally means "white white" in Spanish then German.

(also "blanca" is the feminine form of "blanco")

 

Spoiler: Sonichu 8's final page

Yep, after all the crazy shit that happened in Sonichu 8, its very last page is just Chris Chan's pretend vidya again, but instead of coming never to the PS Triple Ballin', it's instead coming never to the Wii (which already has enough shovelware without Chris Chan's involvement). Kind of underwhelming, TBH.

 

>adult chronicles
>Comic Chris looks and dresses like a little kid

the sanic recolors don't seem to help much either

 

he looks like an autistic Link wearing a clown shirt
I miss clown shirted, silly web comic drawing, sweetheart searching Classic Chris